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Gork Griaspoot

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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"I'm here to kick ass and eat dung- and I'm all out of dung!"⁣ -The Dung Eater, 𝘌𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘙𝘪𝘯𝘨, 2028
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
carnivores don't know about nutritional yeast. they have not embraced their nutritional beast.
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eddievercetti @eddievercetti.northsky.social · 16/03/2026
NVIDIA presents DLSS5
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
a 2028 campaign ad where the average american voter is represented as the guy from memento but all the tattoos are like “every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east“ or “trump was president during covid”
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
EXCLUSIVE: A dark money group is offering influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate @katmabu.bsky.social www.ms.now/news/kat-abu...
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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate
Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Gemfire map screen (SNES)
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
a government agent, who murdered a civilian for peacefully protesting, flying a dont-tread-on-me flag is such a perfect distillation of the maga ethos it almost feels fake
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/12/2025
it's a mistake to compare the cost of your newsletter or podcast to a cup of coffee. that cup of coffee is the best treat i'm allowed to have every single day. no podcast is comparable to the beverage that justifies staying alive. instead market your newsletter as two thirds of a sweetgreen salad
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Got a selfie with Paul Rudd on the streets of NYC
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Tell Congress: Save NASA Science! Sign before June 12th! www.congressweb.com/PlanetarySoc...
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Tell Congress: Save NASA Science
The current administration's 2026 budget request includes a staggering 47% cut to NASA's science programs as part of a 25% cut to NASA overall. This is an extinction-level event for the Earth and spac...
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Dr Doom @drdoomgrumps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
don't say i never done nothin for you
Fallout New Vegas's Caesar's Legion with the Simpson's RNC "We want what's worst for everyone / We're just plain evil" and NCR / President Kimball with the DNC "We hate life and ourselves / we can't govern"
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits.
Project ZomboidShantae Half-Genie Hero (Ultimate Edition)Team Fortress 2Super Mario Bros Wonder
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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a man with his hands up and the words i don 't care on the bottom
Alt: Tommy Lee Jones soaking wet and with his hands up in a non-threatening manner. The words i don't care are captioned on the bottom of the image
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 28/03/2025
Earth
picture of the earth from space
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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Perhaps the Gamers are alright
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
1) Red Markets (weird first I know) 2) Star Wars RPG (FFG) 3) ^ 4) ^ 5) ^ (Edge of the Empire flavor, specifically) 6) ^ 7) ^ I need to branch out!
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Can't even watch the decline of America without sitting through ads.
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I spent so much time here 🧡
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
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cathode ray tubetop @nightelectricity.com · 24/12/2024
Screenshot of Parasite Eve. A woman rides in a cop car, staring out the window. “It’s Christmas Eve…”
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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Gork Griaspoot @gorkgriaspoot.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,342,229! 😎
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