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~#8^{P>

@gorillahands.org
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Stultifying personality trapped in this little glass slab.

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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 03/07/2026
It's not like anything there isn't just spray-painted plastic.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 03/07/2026
"Adding a New Trinket to the Oval Office Every Day Until Someone Notices and Calls Me On It"
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 03/07/2026
So you could call the latest Supreme Court decision... whiter's block? <No need I'll see myself out>
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 03/07/2026
Guy looks like if James Woods was bitten by a zombie.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 02/07/2026
Whole damn country has turned into one of those dementia villages just for one man.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 02/07/2026
If it's a critical service or good, and you can't select an alternative provider, then it needs to be publicly owned.* *With limited exception for startup and market incubators.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 02/07/2026
Always it's "greatness is just around the corner" from these people.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 02/07/2026
It's vitally important that the military doesn't belong to *any* faction. Because after the fascists are driven out, we don't want the guys with all the guns to have strong opinions on how politics is done.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 01/07/2026
And neither one of them are Democratic Socialists. But not like that's gonna slow him down.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 01/07/2026
Does that bedsheet include a matching hood?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Some Members of the Supreme Court: “If the authors of the 14th Amendment *really* meant what they wrote, why didn’t that say that in the Amendment?”
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 30/06/2026
I have a proposition then: if a reasonable person is *not able* to correctly interpret the law as it is plainly written, then the "ignorance of the law" defense should be perfectly valid.
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Mike Isaacson @vulgareconomics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Interesting number of starz
Confederacy was an unrecognized breakaway[1] republic in the Southern United States from 1861 to 1865.[8] It comprised 11 U.S. states that declared secession: South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina. These states
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 30/06/2026
Thought process must have been...
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 29/06/2026
The debris from all that is unlikely to improve the clarity of the reflecting pool.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 29/06/2026
The job of whoever keeps this updated just got a little easier for a while:
hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 29/06/2026
Is page two a warning about the potential dangers of using hydrogen in dirigibles?
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 28/06/2026
Curious how they think the cost of energy should affect rent? Like, I live in an apartment, not a barrel of oil.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 27/06/2026
ITS NOT ABOUT THE PEASANTS YOU FOLK ARE NOT RICH ENOUGH TO BE A CONCERN
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 25/06/2026
He is actually saying, out loud, "send all these Black people back where they came from?!" Did I get that right? We need to finish Reconstruction, and now we know the reasons not to compromise this time.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 24/06/2026
It'd be blocked squarely by the First Amendment, but that having failed maybe one of the last unions can help save the country.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 23/06/2026
Is this for keeping something out, or in? What are they planning?
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 23/06/2026
He's not concerned with peasants. The only consideration these people have is with other wealthy people, and how much they can extract from the stock market.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 23/06/2026
This is just about the most terrifying headline I have ever read. Had to check for an Onion byline...
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 23/06/2026
"We didn't authorize that statement" is a far cry from "these are the bigoted rantings of an unhinged lunatic." The dog that didn't bark, and all that.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 22/06/2026
The "Imperial Executive" theory.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 22/06/2026
Casually perpetuating "support America" == "support the President."
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 22/06/2026
Half a billion years ago how much taller were these cells?
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 21/06/2026
Small business, independent farmers, worker's unions... Basically any way for an individual to have a say in the direction of their life is being systematically removed.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 21/06/2026
I truly wonder if that's what they're telling him and he's just so far gone he doesn't question it.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 20/06/2026
Apparently he's a quick study.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 20/06/2026
Found one.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 20/06/2026
And if you're anti-abortion but pro-death-penalty you can fuck all the way off and don't even come back until you've figured out just where you went wrong in this universe.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 19/06/2026
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrantee..."
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 19/06/2026
[Cries in American]
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 19/06/2026
Since we're into cutting federal programs that don't meet their objectives... can we axe the DOD?
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 19/06/2026
Why is anybody even seriously talking about this? It's a cartoonishly bad idea, and having reasoned discussion just gives it a cloak of legitimacy. This thing should be laughed out the door at every mention.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 18/06/2026
Netanyahu's turn to start throwing ketchup.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 18/06/2026
Miller bit him again.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 17/06/2026
Can we drop a billion worth of healthcare on us?
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 17/06/2026
Yeah but they were *brown* children so it's not like it was that big of a deal.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 17/06/2026
My child's school English professor uses AI to critique papers. I told my child if nobody is going to read their work, then they aren't required to write it, and can use AI to produce the entire paper (otherwise it is banned in my house). I will go full mamma bear if they have issue with this.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 17/06/2026
The Times is no longer a source for news. I mostly now just use it for Wordle and the occasional recipe, the rest can't be taken seriously.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 17/06/2026
President of the United States plainly admitting nobody has any idea what the treaty he is binding us to even means.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 16/06/2026
I hope they run out of cake for dessert.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 16/06/2026
How does the president having dinner at Versailles benefit the American people? A greater man would at least consider that. Would spare one second to think about just how that might appear to a regular citizen.
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 16/06/2026
Am I doing this right?
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Russia: "Trump is my bitch." Israel: "No, Trump is my bitch." Iran: "No, Trump is my bitch." Algae in the reflecting pool: "No..."
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 16/06/2026
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~#8^{P> @gorillahands.org · 15/06/2026
Neither is Josh Hokit.
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