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Mike Gorgone

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I am awe at all angles

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
ROUGH ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
BAD DAY TO BE ONLINE AND A SKELITON OPENED THERE PHONE TO SEE WHAT EVER ONE WAS SAYING AND HAD TO CLOSE THAT SUCKER UP REAL QUICK ,JUST REMEBER ONLINE CAN BE GOOD TO, COME BACK TOMOROW OR IN 15 MINUTE'S SEE IF THE PHONE IS BETTER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I've seen enough: I;ve seen enough ive seen enough ive seen enough iveseen enough :) iven seenenough ive essen enough i've seen enough ive seen senough
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I think the squirrel thing is the one where I simply do not care any more. That one is none of my business
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
This feels like one thing too many, this one is simply None Of My Business
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Prime-o jobs
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Hooting, hollering, etc.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
This is so sick (complimentary)
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
These things are so fucking good I had to stop myself from buying any this year
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Implies the existence of good inner hell
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
My "not a nazi" press release is generating a lot of questions that can easily be answered by my press release
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
FDA's war on sunshine
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
You are so real for this. This is my buddies corgi, he is 8 years old and he is cuter than any adult cat.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
New York
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I tried these too out of morbid curiosity, they tasted like the cola flavored bottle cap candy but worse
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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Mumford also had daughters but they sucked at clapping
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
This is just so good
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Well then nice work. It's mean without being vulgar and is also a fun play on words
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
It's beside the point but I have never heard the phrase "enough sense to buy a gumdrop" but it is just delightful
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Stowe is insanely nice and the lodge and the brewery there are just so cool
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
My name is Michael and you'd be surprised by the amount of times I have gotten Matt, Mark, etc. In a work email.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Darth I used to think this but unfortunately they are extremely comfortable and I have been converted
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
A have seen several different ones in Boston. Absolutely baffling.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Shogun absolutely rips
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Same here tbh we are at 7 weeks
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
This is absolutely incredible I would watch this movie
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
You will not regret drinking six to eight cans of ginger ale
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
I am pro life and take no pleasure in reporting this
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
When I say I'm going goblin mode this is what I actually mean I'm doing
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
The Firehouse Sub at a sandwich place near my old house. Cajun chicken, Buffalo sauce, jalapeños, pepper jack, blue cheese dressing, LTO. A perfect spicy chicken sandwich.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Doctor Robotnik lookin ass. Honestly this guy rules.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
That's me!
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
I always see the inverse too, a man asking if he should divorce his wife because she keeps asking him to wash his ass or do a single chore or something. Honestly same advice to the wife applies.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
I used to go to warped tour there in high school, can confirm the shittiness
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
I am hoping you can will Sportsky into existence
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
@screenshotthis.dev
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
media.tenor.com
a frog with glowing eyes and a collar on
ALT: a frog with glowing eyes and a collar on
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/08/2024
MICKEY: I used to do an act with a goat. Cranked its tail like a phonograph. You couldn’t do that anymore. Not with the way the culture is now. ROGAN: Totally. MICKEY: And what they did to my buddy Br’er Rabbit. ROGAN: Insane. MICKEY: (ripping a vape) Like, we can’t even celebrate heritage anymore?
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Heard an NPR story about the Elon Brazil situation and the "alternatives to twitter/X" they listed were Threads and Bluesky. This place has the juice.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Did you find the secret way though
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
The phrase Lil home gay ass has been stuck in my head forever thanks for the reminder where it's from.
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
I came here to write almost this exact thing
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
I am also in the trenches with my first baby and don't think I have the brain power for shadow of the erdtree even though I desperately want to play it
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
You're really on to something here with "fart rock"
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
I feel this in my bones, and in my huge zucchini the size of human femurs
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Truly this is the human condition
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Beyond thrilled to get my 10th anniversary editions of this masterpiece signed by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Reading this series after seeing the movie reignited a long lost childhood love of reading. Can't wait to reread these and read the 4th one this fall!
3 cool books
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
More like Rasmus Schan-dork if you ask me
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Mike Gorgone @gorgone.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
This is a collab I can get behind.
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