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@gorgeousjords.coys.social
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Mainly Spurs #COYS. Audere est facere. Bit of #Niners #FTTB. Englishman in LA. Elon is an utter ballbag.

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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 02/04/2026
Spurs transfer rumours this summer now De Zerbi is in: 1. Mason Greenwood (someone will) 2. Any Italian with a pulse 3. Hojbjerg as next season’s Palhinha 4. Anyone who’s ever shone for Brighton Easy money. Bookmark it.
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 29/08/2025
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 23/08/2025
Disappointing to miss out on the Super Cup but clearly picked up something very valuable that day. What a magnificent performance for 90+ minutes. Up the Spurs.
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nivag8 @nivag8.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Yeah that got me 😢🤍
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 02/08/2025
Legend.
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 10/07/2025
Levy's world, we're just wandering around in it #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 18/06/2025
Wait for it. I promise you it's worth it #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 08/06/2025
I have a great plan, who’s in? 24/25 - Win Europa 25/26 - Deep run in the CL, have a blast. Top 6 finish, back in Europa 26/27 - Win Europa Repeat until we win the PL and/or CL. Chuck in a domestic cup between Europa League wins? You cheeky devil. #COYS
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Sandy Tait @sandytaitfm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I could, of course, be wrong. I'm not an insider, I don't know Daniel Levy personally, I have no reason to *know* Ange's job is secure (for a few months at least). So why am I so confident that he's not going to get sacked? Simple - Levy has absolutely zero reason to get rid of him. 1/
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 01/06/2025
Gareth Bale almost sold for £3.5M ➡️ Breakout Djed Spence almost sold for €8.5M ➡️ Breakout I don’t know where I’m going with this but Inter Milan clearly didn’t fancy it #SuperCup
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 30/05/2025
From @alasdairgold.bsky.social
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 24/05/2025
17 years? This guy 🏆
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 22/05/2025
I don’t want to make it all about me…. but: Yesterday (May 21st) was my anniversary. Today my daughter turns 7. Her favourite number is 7 and of course she is all about Sonny. I didn’t want to spoil it for you all before, but it was written 😉 #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 22/05/2025
4D Chess
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 22/05/2025
You did it, you crazy bastards! #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 20/05/2025
Touch it. Make it so. #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 09/05/2025
Can’t lie. Had a feeling about this kit when it launched 🥰 #COYS
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Paddy Hotspur @paddyhotspur.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Killer stat. Lucas Moura has as many Champions League Semi Final goals as Arsenal...
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 08/05/2025
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 07/05/2025
Any footy on tonight?
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 19/04/2025
different spelling @iain.coys.social but thought of you
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 18/04/2025
Until the end. Up the Spurs #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 17/04/2025
Stick your frankfurters up your arse. #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 10/04/2025
I did a quick 🧵over at that other place starting with this clip and it picked up a lot of chatter. Fans will have their opinions on Ange Postecoglou the manager, but I’m at a loss by some of the takes on Ange Postecoglou the man. And the type of man he is was critical in his hiring:
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 07/04/2025
Southampton have parted ways with two managers this season, both after defeats to Spurs. Fastest team ever relegated, 1pt away from the worst ever PL tally, -51 GD, but there are some things their chairman just won’t tolerate 😂 If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 11/02/2025
This is mad
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 07/02/2025
#COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 06/02/2025
Predictions tonight? Saw this on the other place. Can you imagine? 🤩
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 02/02/2025
Never doubted it. Genuinely. Up the Spurs #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 30/01/2025
Up the Spurs
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 30/01/2025
THAT is what it’s all about. Ajayi, Scarlett, Ajayi, GOAL. What a moment for the two lads. Feel like a proud dad. Up the bloody Spurs #COYS
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Thinking he might be ready for a new challenge soon
Jamie Donley match ratings Jamie Donley match ratings
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Chris I’Anson-Miller @windycoys.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
That Donley assist is insane, he’s the second best passer we have.
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 16/01/2025
I’m Tottenham till I die. Tottenham till I die. I know I am, I’m sure I am, I’m Tottenham till I die. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #COYS #TTID
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Doug @dgkth.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I think Ange is playing a semantics game, honestly. He says he’ll never waver in his “beliefs” or “change the way we play”. He’s just talking about his core ethos (possession heavy, high pressing, playing from the back, etc.) But he clearly tinkers set ups and smaller strategies, even mid game.
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 08/01/2025
Who had a win and a clean sheet?
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Tottenham Hotspur @tottenhamhotspur.com · 08/01/2025
Tonight's Spurs XI ✊
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 01/01/2025
2025 is upon us. As is a new window. Team is in a hole and needs the fans more than ever. Plenty of league games to play for, a Carabao semi, FA Cup & Europa. So much to get behind and excited about. It’s why we all do it to ourselves every week! Up the Spurs #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 27/12/2024
Media rumbled! A fake “FA Spokesperson” announces Cunha’s suspension & multiple outlets ran with it without checking source. They’ve since deleted but receipts captured. Remember this while chewing on the BS you’re fed during this Jan window. They’ll write ANYTHING for clicks! #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 25/12/2024
This right here might be the best article I’ve read on football, maybe ever. Thank you @cyberistia.bsky.social for sharing on that other place. This sums up so perfectly why I love the game and why I’m fully behind Ange. This is what it’s always been about, for me. #COYS 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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Ange Postecoglou sack? His Spurs is the BEST PL team since 90s
Football is supposed to be fun and Ange Postecoglou's Spurs are damned fine fun. Don't listen when they say it's a results game.
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 25/12/2024
New January signing? Mother-in-law, bless her, not into football one bit, snuck a cheeky Spurs nutcracker into the collection. Fully #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 20/12/2024
I keep repeating this: Audere est facere. He lives and breathes it #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 15/12/2024
Ah, Southampton (a) A game with little upside in the social media circuit. Win and “it’s only bloody Southampton” Don’t win and…. well, “Its bloody Southampton!” Strap in #COYS
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 13/12/2024
Players will get fit Ange will continue his way Tottenham will back him (it’s not just “Levy”) Players will sign Players will develop All will be good Up the Spurs #COYS (no that doesn’t spell anything down the side with the initial letters)
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Jords @gorgeousjords.coys.social · 12/12/2024
COYS. Shove it up their wee arses and go home with 3pts. We have extra support from the other half of Glasgow tonight Ange in all the way #COYS
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iainham iainspook @iain.coys.social · 27/11/2024
In light of the recent news that bots are scraping Bluesky posts to train large language models I’d like to say fuck arsenal, fuck chelsea, fuck west ham, fuck crystal palace, fuck fulham, fuck manchester city, fuck manchester united, fuck liverpool, fuck newcastle, fuck leicester, fuck ipswich, fuc
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