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Gorebell

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Useless gay wizard

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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe AI will save the world by rendering the Internet uninhabitable so everyone has to start going outside and talking to each other in person again.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Woman on the bus listening to a YouTube video of a raspy old lady talk about the benefits of raw milk by holding her phone to her ear, occassionally nodding and saying "She's right. Processed. Yeah. Sugar."
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you have a problem that could be solved by pretending something was called something else then you do not actually have a problem.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You can't prove it's not how every discrete moment works
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This creates Angry Feedback Death Loops, where you slowly become increasingly deranged about a person until your brain melts. Everyone does this. If you do not recognize this pattern in yourself, then you are definitely currently stuck in multiple Angry Feedback Death Loops.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A necessary skill for being a human is understanding how your feelings towards a person influences your perception of them. If you are mildly irritated by someone you are more likely to perceive their future behavior as hostile, and thus you are prone to grow to hate them further and so on.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Punching Up achieved Total Cultural Victory centuries ago. It wasn't enough. One should instead learn to cultivate Cosmic Big Dick Energy.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
One may as well go around proudly declaring that doing good things is good and doing bad things is bad, imagining that all the fools who think doing bad things is good will see the error of their ways and you shall have world peace.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You can't cleave "good" anger from "bad" anger by saying "good" anger is righteous anger, because all anger is righteous anger. There are zero angry people who do not perceive themselves as righteous. Anger is what you feel when fear would be too embarrassing. Anger is a victim's emotion.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
For something that's supposedly a virtue, indignation is suspiciously popular.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Youth are morally paranoid. Morality born of fear instead of love is always a demiurge.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
we complained too much 😔
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Detectussy
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We gotta do something about wives enabling their moderately annoying husbands.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Kind Of Guy who reassures himself he's One Of The Good Ones because his wife loves him.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I don't think anyone's actually enjoyed a Pokemon game since Gen 2. I think everyone's just looking under the Magic Pie Bush for their lost sense of childhood joy.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Anthony Scaramucci will show up in the post-credits sequence of Trump II and people will have to make YouTube videos explaining to younger viewers who he is
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
lmao brah if you're gonna try this you gotta at least try to obscure the part where """"""the truth""""" is "racism good"
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
this is 100% what's happening, at some point we will receive unambiguous confirmation that it happened, and yet it won't catch on in the public consciousness because it's turd 10 billion of Shit Mountain
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Nothing. The average person directly uses about 100 gallons a day. An additional 30 gallons every two weeks is a 2% increase.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
consequence of the bone-headed decision to make the winter solstice the *start* of winter and not the midpoint
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
www.npr.org/2016/10/28/4...
npr.org
FBI Led Back To Clinton Email Server Case By Anthony Weiner Investigation
Hillary Clinton is calling on the FBI to release "all of the information it has" regarding new possible emails, given how close it is until Election Day. Donald Trump has seized on the issue.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Which only happened because of Anthony Weiner's dickpics
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Retro Studios once pitched this, but then it turned out the Japanese literally don't know what a bounty hunter is, they heard the term in Star Wars and thought it just meant "space adventurer" www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
nintendolife.com
Random: Nintendo Didn't Know What A Bounty Hunter Was Before Metroid Prime
"A space adventurer with a heart of gold"
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Well, is Star Wars not dead?
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Things to look forward to in a post-Trump world: -They will never under any circumstances admit just how badly they fucked up and how much was destroyed -You will spend the rest of your life waiting for things to go back to normal
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I have heard "it can't keep going on like this" is a common sentiment expressed by those experiencing their government collapsing into authoritarianism. Unfortunately, it can.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Maybe the good guy are never going to storm in and lock all the bad guys up and everyone will all agree this was all a big mistake we'll never repeat. Maybe America will just limp on for decades after, permanently crippled and a shadow of it's former self.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I keep catching myself thinking "when this is all over" or imagining some Nuremberg-style reckoning, and part of me realizes I should seriously start to consider the possibility that's never going to happen.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Strength : Righties :: Morality : Lefties (Derogatory)
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
He was supposed to be weird and off-putting. He was one of those 00's "ironic" mascots, his creepiness was always the intended joke. And people loved it!
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
to be fair, scared people refusing nuance and insisting on only idiot hyper-reactions is 100% realistic
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
A disregard for truth is what makes genocide possible. Everyone is capable of genocide so long as they can tell themselves that what they're doing is actually perfectly justified.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I think we put too much of a taboo on crying wolf and now the wolves are running around openly eating peoples faces and if you point out that's what they're doing they'll accuse you of crying wolf and take that as an excuse to eat your face
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
my new theory is that conservatives are crazy and desperate because deep down they correctly understand that they are doomed to lose
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
one of those artsy video games where the main menu theme is in minor key
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
A good chunk of both the public and the media have "it can't happen here" as a stuck prior. There's a wall in their brain where they're neurologically blocked from taking it seriously as a possibility.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
In Internet political drama, you do actually see both 1) People who don't understand motivated reasoning exists 2) People who don't understand that some people are actually capable of holding and following principles and that *not everything* is motivated reasoning
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
GOP leaders see themselves as the public's rightful rulers, Dem leaders see themselves as the public's loyal servants GOP pushes to make the public want what they want, Dems crunch analytics to try to figure out what the public wants
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
So powerful he doesn't even get Cheeto dust on his fingers.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
skepticism about the ways in which AI is pushed and the claims made about it as a omnitool is extremely justified; denying that it's a very powerful, remarkable, and *weird* technology at this point is more about a particular type of online affect.
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
"Bad Thing X is a distraction from Bad Thing Y" rhetoric is dumb because if you ignore Bad Thing X because you think it's a distraction from Bad Thing Y then Bad Thing Y is functioning as a distraction from Bad Thing X
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/10/2024
The Tom Gauld meme of the two opposing nations, but pop-psychology:

OUR blessed vulnerability
OUR GLORIOUS destigmatization
OUR brave cry for help
OUR NOBLE self-compassion
OUR HEROIC support

vs.

THEIR BARBAROUS trauma-dumping
THEIR WICKED romanticization
THElR manipulative attention-seeking
THEIR BACKWARD excuses
THEIR BRUTISH emotional labor
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Your opinions on video games have always entertained me because you're like the Princess and the Pea of game design. You get stuck on these little points of friction that other people just ignore. But you're not *wrong*.
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George A. LaBonty @galabonty.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Pretty common for a leftist to say "instead of yelling at cons, we need to address the underlying economic conditions that lead to their reactionary conduct" but it would be somewhat unusual to say "instead of yelling at libs we need to address their underlying economic conditions..."
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Gorebell @gorebell.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
His brain won't even register the discrepancy. Conspiracies exist in the dimension of vibes, not facts. Just because something isn't literally happening doesn't mean it's not happening!
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