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GordyGlasgow

@gordyglasgow.bsky.social
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Definitely a human. In no way a stone ornament.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived
Margaret Hamilton standing next to a printout of code she and her team wrote for the Apollo program, which is as tall as she is
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morena Tobaccorin
Morena Baccarin (Firefly, V, etc al), with a photoshopped box of Golden Virginia Rolling Tobacco
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Games They Took From Us #143: Russell Grant's Thrift Auto. 2nd-Hand Car dealership simulator, in which the owner ACTUALLY saw you coming, several days earlier.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Games They Took From US #114: Red Sled Redemption An offbeat, confusingly realistic colourised remake of Citizen Kane.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Games They Took From US #278: God Of War: Grains of Olympus. Barley playable
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Games They Took From US #314: Lembit Opikmin. MP modes only. Now no longer findable.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Games that They took from us #134: Duke-of-Edinburgh-Nukem. Won many awards, etc. Driving sections needed work.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
'My new line of Yorkshire Space Marines will be available solely through Games Worksop.'
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Knowing nothing about Samuel Taylor Coleridge has been a real albatross 'round my neck.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The finale of Don Quixote is a rocinanteclimax
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Set achievements for yourself - even Gollum had Smeagoals.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
My podiatrist is my Arch Enemy
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Why are Car Park Roleplaying Games so difficult to run? Too many NCPs.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I will henceforth be referring to Fred Dibnah as 'Chimney Hendrix'
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Logically, the sequel to ANDOR should be called IF-THEN.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Oncologist - (noun). A medical professional specialising in the treatment of French Uncles.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
As a recent convert to ST:Lower Decks (s5 had waaay more depth than I'd anticipated), I'm still a little disappointed that they didn't call this ep "Twains' World " - Convival Shindig, Most Satisfactory. #startrek #lowedecks
Two Lower Decks characters dressed as Mark Twain, chatting on the holodeck sim of an 1880s riverboat.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Henry Cavill would make a great Dredd. (Love Karl, but just stating an option).
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Homemade stirfry is part of the Wok Agenda
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I often find myself trying to save bits of Dutch cheese. I'm an edamgelical
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
@cheapshow.bsky.social With the mighty Cheapshow now covering live performances, the podcast, youtube, (occasional) Twitch, AND NOW a vinyl album, How long til you start publishing software?
The cover fir Radiant Silvergun, a respected shootemup, with Eli riding a Unicorn pool float superimposed, and the name badly edited to 'Radiant Silverman'
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP Ozzy.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
How do you stop somemone making a joke about early ropemaking? Prehempt it
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Mocked up* a poster for this horror movie, about a twisted witch using their powers for evil... *badly defaced a classic image on my phone
An edited postrr for werewolf film The Howling, with text altered to read 'the Rowling'
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I see Brian Wilson has passed away. Fittingly, for a BeachBoy, in Dune
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
After the total flop of our 'Peter Cushion' product line, we jave pivoted, and I am now proud to present: The C3Pillow
A virtual mockup of a cushion with c3po's image printed on the face
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Roll up! Roll Up! I present to you... The Peter Cushion! (tm)
A pic of a custom pillow, with the image of Peter Cushing as Grand Moff Tarkin
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The subtitler working on Dolph Lundgren 1988 movie 'Red Scorpion' (on Tubi) may be padding their part a bit... (1h15m in, a village is being shelled. Camera pans past animals in a kraal. We get the following in quick succession):
Pic of tv screen showing paused film 'Red Scorpion' - subtitle reads: "Goats Crying in Desperate Horror'2nd Pic of tv screen showing paused film 'Red Scorpion' - subtitle reads: "Continued Cries as the Goats Existentially Face Their Fate"
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Horribly saddened to hear of the passing of local hero and UK Jazz legend Brian Kellock. Seeing him 35y ago in a fiery trio, when I was a young aspiring player, was a formative moment. But getting to know him over the last 15y, was even better. Beautiful player Lovely man. Huge Loss. RIP, Brian
A 10yopic of Scottish Jazz pianist Brian Kellock shot against a coastline. Brian is wearing blue framed specs, a blue suit jacket and open collar white shirt
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
A wee shout out to a relatively new retro channel to myself on the yootoobs - some great vids breezing through games and charts featured in the mighty CRASH! for the Spectrum WELL worth a look, a like and a sub! Most recent upload here: youtube.com/watch?v=GcVP...
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Crash Issue 16 - Top 10 ZX Spectrum games from May 1985
YouTube video by Norlogic Retro
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Amazon Prime Video showing their famous attention to detail.
Photo of a tv screen showing Amazon Prime TV' page for 'Lexx season 4', erroneously showing Hattie Hayridge and Craig Charles in an episode of Red Dwarf
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Do swuare plastic lentils and beans class as Legomes?
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I hear Skibbidi Toilet are on the verge of announcing an FPS game. Cistern Shock... Or maybe: (Call of Doody: Black Plops?)
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Grilled cheese. Monterey Carjack Carmembert Karmacheddon. (I may face Dairyleagal action as a result of the above.. according to my brie-f)
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
@cheapshow.bsky.social perhaps of interest? Don't seem to remember you lot covering this...
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This charming beastie is the Starlet Sea Anemone. Though mostly found on eastern US coasts, small groups are found off SW England. Now classed as 'Rare', they are protected by the UK Wildlife and Countryside Act. So... Anenome of the State
A Starlet Sea Anemome. Nearly translucent, a mashup of tentacles, bulbous balloons and a diaphenous skirt at one end. Cthulhu's fave Barbie
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
'Where are you taking that melted cheese?" "To my baby deer's birthday party" "Ah - a fawn-do"
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
What's the most middle-aged gun? An Ache-y 47.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@bhaalspawn.bsky.social Happy Birthd&dday (assuming you got the desired gift). And thanks for all your posts - humour sadly lacking elsewhere x
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
New to Isnae+ : Zeus and the rest of the Pantheon learn Silver Service in... "Cloche of the Titans"
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Lovely post from Sasha, but please read the article if you were wondering what 'all the fuss was about'. Like the recently-deceased guitarist John Sykes, the name may be unknown to the gen public, but their influence on, and inspiration to, their acolytes cannot be overestimated. RIP to both Johns
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Anyone playing ARMA Reforger feel like helping a keen and patient ps5 noob out? My current game experience of being alone and confused in the dark is too much like real life....
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What dessert do CEOs love? Profiteroles
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
'By What method does one birth fascism? 'Seize-Aryan'
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
bsky.app/profile/cyri... @bhaalspawn.bsky.social 'Look what they've done to ypur boy'. Maybe they're just yankin' your chain. Happy New Year.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
It's - Business Rock Bands Time! Groove to the retro rock sounds of CEO Speedwagon! Invest your time in Shareosmith's new album! Get Metal with Children of Boardroom! Get social with LinkedIn Park! Ps - previous advice to invest in Voodo Child stock may only yield a Slight Return.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
As we head towards what I have termed our annual Santiclimax, Best wishes to all the usual suspects and new friends on here. Thanks to in particular @yesterzine.bsky.social @bhaalspawn.bsky.social @chinnyvision.bsky.social @edtrots.com @cheapshow.bsky.social et al for your great content
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Favourite use of Fish scales: Carpeggios.
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Xmas Tree pricing is a monopoly controlled by Big Firma
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GordyGlasgow @gordyglasgow.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
People on T'internet: Do you think of the Roman Empire often? Me: No Also me: Christmas Turkey Dinners are an end product of Paxo Romana
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