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Gord Theobald

@gordtheo.bsky.social
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Former artist in the games industry. Budding failed author. Prat. Book D5: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩✅ Book Q: 🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️◀️

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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like the whole planet is getting exponentially dumber.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rewatching Dune 2 with Paul and Jessica arguing, and all i can think of is Rand and Moraine.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The balls on Withnail, saying that.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nerbit making the content we deserve. youtu.be/AP9wylN0vns?...
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Can You Beat Skyrim With Ikea?
YouTube video by Nerbit
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Doig & Swift @doigswift.com · 22/09/2026
swifty princess
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the most important part of reshuffling the first four chapters is how to get the protagonist’s stuffed dinosaur where it needs to be.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Im echoing some of the local magpies’ calls to them, and getting some confused looks. Maybe its my accent?
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lae'zel's gunna be big mad if he gives it to the Society of Brilliance.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyone who’s played the Leviathan DLC for Mass Effect knows how this goes.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trip to bookshop today confirmed the Romantasy plague is still overrunning SFF shelves, alas. I did find what i was looking for though, after the super assistant hunted down a mis-shelved book - Scott Hawkins’ Blacktooth.
Cover of Blacktooth, a book by Scott Hawkins. The art shows a black wolf, spattered with blood, on a cream background.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is there a more life-affirming show than The Dog House? No there is not.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Six squirrels in six days. At this rate, im starting to suspect someone with a t-shirt gun is launching them at my house.
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D-Pad Studio @dpad.studio · 12/09/2026
We added a big ol' (!!!) warning signal to telegraph incoming enemy attacks. Are they a little too much tho? 😅‼️ #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #retro
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watching The Time Traveller’s Wife and working through how i’d plot it out. I have a headache.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well today saw the fifth squirrel caught in as many days. I must be getting them faster than they can breed, but im not entirely convinced.
A wooden tunnel beside two fenn type 4 rodent traps, on the lino in my kitchen. The wood is blazoned with the letters T R A P. Let’s hope rodents cant read.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The fluorescent light starter i just replaced is so old i dont recognise the symbols on it. I was checking for recycling, but i dont think that had been invented yet.
A very old fluorescent light starter unit covered in arcane symbols, possibly demonic.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
youtu.be/inZfjVQxC3o?...
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No Man's Sky COSMOS Update Trailer
YouTube video by HelloGamesTube
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Dr Angel Borja @drangelborja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Strange deep-sea fish found walking sideways and backwards on ocean floor #marineecology #research #marinelife www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
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Strange deep-sea fish found walking sideways and backwards on ocean floor
Most fish known to walk on seafloor only do so forward
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really liked the Ocarina of Time remake’s art style. Seems to be dividing people though?
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was just thinking about Vashti Bunyan, turn on the radio and she’s on for an interview. Wild. (BBC Radio 6)
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Chris Weston @westonfront.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nemesis sketchbook commission.
Nemesis sketchbook commission by Chris Weston.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026
Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/
Hieronymus Bosch's 'The Conjuror,' a painting depicting a medieval con artist playing a shell game for an audience of astonished peasant rubes. The image has been altered: the conman now has Jeff Bezos's grinning head, and the mouths of all the peasants have been replaced with inverted Amazon 'Smile' logos, so they are now frowning.

Image:
Steve Jurvestson (modified)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeff_Bezos%27_iconic_laugh_crop.jpg

CC BY 2.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 03/09/2026
World, meet Gerald. He lives in a rockpool and he’s got some very important life lessons to share with you.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wombats. youtu.be/RGa0OCZgO4s?...
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ウォンバット親子の遊び方
YouTube video by おひるねウォンバット見守り隊
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watching Celebrity Hunted and one of the players just walked past MR EGG in Brum. Memories!
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Darren McLean @darrenmcleanuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You never know when you might need your stair terminology
A windy set of stairs with components identified
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/04/2026
My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dusk.The local bats are out, doing a few laps around the cul de sac before they head out for the night.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This game, i swear. #nomanssky
A spaceman in No Man’s Sky looking out across a broken shoreline on a desert planet, as the alien sun sets.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Banger of a mix: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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HE.SHE.THEY. on Radio 1 Dance - I. JORDAN Headliner Mix and OX7GEN Showcase Mix - BBC Sounds
Radio 1 Dance teams up with HE.SHE.THEY. for two hours of great Electronic music.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reading about what happened to Cara puts me in mind of the fall of Gondolin. The last bastion, balrogs over the walls.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green look at each other, with  handheld vacuum cleaner between them.
Blue: Okay, you take that side, and I unclip it from this side, okay?
Green: Yup!

Both foxes squint from the sudden explosion of dust that rises into the air as the vacuum cleaner is wrenched open.
Green: Who designed a vacuum that takes two peop-

The foxes stare at the dust pile between them in stunned silence. In the dust pile is a third fox, entirely covered in dust, looking deeply stunned as well. Blue is the one to finally break the silence.
Blue: ...Who are you?
Dust fox: I don't know anymore.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh, coffee.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cats popping up on camera core: 🔊#AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
SENTINEL is a pretty cool name for the next Elder Scrolls. Now let’s just hope they don’t mess it up.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And with the temperature drop, I am back to being a functional human being once again. Amazing.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 14/08/2026
Well, we did it - more than $250k for game devs who have been laid off, to be distributed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. Congratulations and thanks to everyone who donated their time, games, and money to help folks out in a time of need.
A screenshot of the game industry hardship bundle on itch.io, which has made $252,466.19 from 18,598 contributors.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good moment to say something nice about Binface I suppose. The thing is, he's really very funny. The whole thing would have worn out horribly if he wasn't. Just a genuine source of joy in an otherwise grey landscape.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Go on, Binny.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think there might possibly be some sort of eclipse type thing on.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Absolutely dying lmao
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Drunk G’Kar is the best G’Kar.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 30/07/2026
personal works I've drawn this year to force myself out of burnout 😮‍💨
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Love that i left myself a note in this outline that just says “WOA DRAMA.” Helpful.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Aw man. Live at the Apollo.
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Gord Theobald @gordtheo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bats are out catching their first bugs of the night. No detectable crime fighting as yet.
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Erion Makuo @erionmakuo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🏹 Cover illustration for THE BIRD AND THE BELL by Sarah K. L. Wilson AD: Stephanie Hess #romantasy #illustration
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