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Gordon Howe

@gordonhowe.uk
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Retired video editor, now living in Norwich, UK. I’ve never knowingly played ice hockey. 🌹🏳️‍🌈🚴🏼‍♂️💨🐾

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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 12/10/2026
A photo of Father Ted holding a placard which reads “Up with this sort of thing”.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 17/09/2026
I’m afraid I don’t know who to credit for this, but it is just too good to not share! #Carney #EU #canada
A variation of the notorious ‘girlfriend looks angrily at boyfriend who is looking round at another woman’, the other woman being the EU, the boyfriend Canada, and the girlfriend the USA.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 04/09/2026
I missed a call on my phone, luckily there’s a transcript of the message that was left…
A screenshot of a phone message transcript:
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Get off names and stuff. Mediquit pay. We've got to come out and do a delivery of a purchase store, just to let you know, we'll be coming out tomorrow on this. Any problems, just give us a call back on
• We'll also send you a text message as well. Thank you
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 19/07/2026
Sadly a lot of voters in Norfolk don’t seem to have noticed this, judging by Thursdays PCC election result:
The results of the PCC election which took place on Thursday 16.06.26. The reform uk candidate got by far the most votes.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 18/07/2026
This is very disappointing, farage’s shine clearly hasn’t yet worn off in parts of Norfolk. The only positive thing about it is that it is only two years until the post of PCC is abolished: #Norfolk #PCC #NorfolkPCC #reformuk
A document showing the results of the Norfolk PCC election held on the 16th July 2026. The candidate with most votes was the reform uk candidate with 32,647 votes, followed by the conservative with 18,343. The Greens received 16,907, followed by an independent, Labour, restore and Lib-Dem.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 31/05/2026
Just over five months since I spoke to my GP about it I had my right hip replaced today, wonderful NHS service! I know that folk in some areas have to wait much longer than that for a consultation, but proof that waiting lists are coming down, especially here in East Anglia! #NHS #HipReplacement
A photo of me looking relieved in my hospital bed, enjoying a post-op toasted teacake and a cuppa.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 28/04/2026
A Facebook post by a Mark Keith Fuller: I have messaged Richard (Dicky) Eminson asking him to step back from Reform. I have also contact Norwich Chair Nick Taylor asking why nobody even looked at his FB profile to see how candidates present themselves publicly. This is a total embarrassment when we try so hard to counter the naysayers with sensible arguments and debate. Then we get a twit like this handing them ridicule on plate. He is very aptly named, Dick. I'm bloody fuming! We MUST get a grip on this.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 16/04/2026
No, it’s been up and down for a while…
A page from the Downdetector app, showing a graph indicating problems with BlueSky.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 17/03/2026
Two copies of this just arrived through the post, both addressed to both of us, so at least they’ve wasted their money twice. #farage #reformuk
A leaflet promoting reform uk, featuring the grim face of farage, torn into several pieces.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 13/03/2026
Ooh, that looks nice, definitely one for the weekend. Thanks for the suggestion Strava! #cycling #strava #norfolk #weekend #bikeride
A screenshot from the Strava app, suggesting a local bike ride that I might want to consider taking over the coming weekend. The photograph illustrating the route is of a dilapidated brick wall with various bits of dead vegetation attached to it. It doesn’t look at all appealing.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 10/03/2026
nigel farage and robert jenrick stand on the forecourt of a petrol station, where a hastily prepared banner has been attached to the main sign advertising Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 10/03/2026
nigel farage and robert jenrick stand on the forecourt of a petrol station, where a hastily prepared banner has been attached to the main sign advertising Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 05/03/2026
Blue Sky and daffs. #bluesky #spring #daffodils
A photograph of some daffodils with a clear blue sky in the background.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 27/02/2026
A picture of the character Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons braying his catchphrase: ‘HaHa’.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 20/02/2026
© Richard Hamilton, ‘Swingeing London ’67’ (1968) #andrew #epsteinfiles
The 1968 picture by Richard Hamilton, entitled ‘Swingeing London ’67’, Relief, screenprint on oil on photograph on hardboard. The picture features Mick Jagger and Robert Fraser, handcuffed together in the rear of a Police vehicle following their arrest for drug possession.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 18/02/2026
A ‘respectable’ local department store are selling this range of locally-themed hoodies and sweatshirts. I wonder if the designers have really thought about the logo on the middle one? Maybe they have, reflecting current political trends… #Jarrolds #NF #N-F #nationalfront #rightwing
Three racks of hoodies and sweatshirts hang on display in a shop. The left and right side garments bear the logo ‘Nor-Folk’, relating to the local region, the middle hoodies simply have the logo ‘N-F’.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 11/01/2026
Liverpool Boxing Stadium, exterior.Roy Wood and Wizzard in their heyday.Liverpool Boxing Stadium, interior.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 30/12/2025
The dogs were great this year! Sadly we had to say goodbye to a very good one, fourteen year old Bramble, back in May this year.
A wet-looking black Labrador, lying on a beach, with her gaze set firmly on a red and black ball.A black Labrador standing in a field, with a slightly deflated, well-used football clenched firmly in her mouth.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 25/12/2025
Best wishes to all. (Except reform uk supporters obvs).
A scene photographed from a bridge over a rushing river, with Mount Sefton in the background. Taken on the Hooker Trail, New Zealand. The caption reads Wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 05/10/2025
I heard that the other day, and agree it was really interesting. I had stupidly never realised that Trowse was built by Colmans to house their workers. It inspired me to have a look at the old school in Trowse, vacated in 2020. I cycle past it regularly but had never taken a look before today…
A view across a school playground, with Victorian era looking buildings in the background. There is a climbing frame to one side, and there are large weeds and bushes growing around and through the surface of the playground.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 25/09/2025
Off the top of my head…
A young man stands in the middle of an otherwise deserted mid-western US town. A small figure in a wide small-town landscape. The sun is shining.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 26/08/2025
You’ll always be WHSmith to me (just like Opal Fruits, Marathon, Jif, Twitter and Norwich Union). #whsmith
The exterior of a stationers shop, with the sign TGJones above the window, it was formerly known as WHSmith.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 23/08/2025
We went to see Book of Mormon today, at the Norwich Theatre Royal, I know we’re several years late with this, but what a great show, laughter from start to finish! #NorwichTheatreRoyal #BookOfMormon
The auditorium of the Norwich Theatre Royal, with a gauze curtain painted with a stormy skyscape in the proscenium arch.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 17/08/2025
Lovely, he looks like a cheeky lad! We lost our Bramble a couple of months ago, missing her and her little ways madly. We knew it was coming, she was fourteen, but very hard nonetheless.
A black Labrador dog with a partly deflated football in her mouth, inviting you to kick it for her.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 07/08/2025
An older relative just keeps sharing ridiculous ai crap posts like this on Facebook.Without being too alarmist, and putting her off using the internet completely, we really need to have a gentle word with her about the possible harm of liking, following, sharing and boosting pages like this.
A screenshot of a Facebook page called Music Magic, which shows ai generated photos of prince George together with Tom Jones supposedly singing together at the Wimbledon tennis tournament. Even if it happened, which it didn’t, the boy and his mother are wearing different clothing in each of the various photos of them .
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 25/05/2025
Good morning Des. Nice juxtaposition on my feed…
A screenshot of a BlueSky feed showing two coincidentally adjacent posts which both feature pictures of the inside of old windows, each with light filtering through foliage growing up outside.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 24/05/2025
As well as the ‘hels algels’ there’s still some dodgy stuff going on with legs and bags etc in the background, for example here at 20”…
A freeze-frame from the AI video in question, highlighting a background character whose legs appear to weirdly metamorphose into another person’s
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 11/04/2025
Cheers Des!
A glass of white wine.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 10/04/2025
What did we do before Facebook brought us all together? #modernlife
Two adjacent local Facebook group posts, one asking if anyone else has had no milk delivered today, the next featuring a photo of three bottles of milk on a doormat, asking if anyone is missing some milk.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 10/04/2025
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone
A small sand dune, bisected by a partially buried wood and wire fence, the beach and sea are in the distance
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 04/04/2025
Norfolk Daffs, Bramerton
A large crop of daffodils.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 31/03/2025
Blossom Time, Norwich UK
White blossoms in the morning sunshine
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 19/03/2025
The best…
The cover of David Bowie’s 1973 album ‘Hunky Dory’
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 01/03/2025
Norwich, Saturday morning. 01.03.25
Six supermarket trollies in line on a footpath, which disappears into mist in the background.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 19/02/2025
I certainly wouldn’t describe myself as a fan, but I’d want more than £121 to merely be in the same room as him!
A picture of boris johnson doing a double thumbs-up with the headline ‘Boris Johnson fans offered £121 handshake and photo op’.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 04/02/2025
So long Homebase, and thanks for all the paint!
The nearly empty interior of the Homebase store in South Norwich, featuring a large ‘Store Closing … 90% Off’ poster.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 02/02/2025
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 02/02/2025
Frosty morning in Norwich
The sun shining through the branches of a tree and across a frosty grassed area
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 25/01/2025
I took this photo 50 minutes ago! Hall Road bridge, Lakenham Way, Norwich.
A Victorian brick bridge in the sunshine, photographed from below, with shadows of trees on the brickwork, and the bare branches of a tree peeping over the top of it.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 16/01/2025
Sad news
A still from the cult film Eraserhead
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 11/01/2025
Frosty morning
Holly leaves with a covering of frost
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 09/01/2025
Manchester Airport seems a lot more… hilly, with more trees than I remember.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 19/12/2024
This poster in my dentist’s reception just makes me wonder if they’re David Bowie fans …
A poster advertising private dental services showing a patient with their head tipped back receiving treatment, reminiscent (in my mind!) of David Bowie’s Hunky Dory album cover.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 18/12/2024
This new series looks a bit crap…
Nick Candy, Elon Musk, and Nigel Farage pose, with a logo from the tv series The Traitors
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 18/12/2024
The new series looks a bit crap…
Nick Candy, Elon Musk, and Nigel Farage pose, with the logo from the tv series The Traitors
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 16/12/2024
Just had a peek at the local news in “the other place”, I’m not sure what conclusion to draw from these two adjacent stories…
Two adjacent twitter posts about recent studies in  the Norwich Evening News, one stating that Norwich is the UK’s most STI-obsessed city, and the other that Norwich is one of the UK’s most Christmassy cities.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 12/12/2024
I saved this from a few years ago showing the sunset and sunrise times, I think it helps to illustrate it…
A chart showing a list of sunset and sunrise times around the winter solstice
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 30/11/2024
The Dungeness Snack Shack, with a nuclear power station in the background.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 28/11/2024
Meanwhile, we’ve got this warning (even though no sub zero temps or snow are actually forecast) …
A screenshot of a severe weather warning for severe snow or ice on the Apple weather app.
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Gordon Howe @gordonhowe.uk · 22/11/2024
Probably should have posted this photo in that other thread, but it also seems pertinent to this one…
A photo from 2010 of me with blue make-up in the style worn by Micheal Stipe at one time
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