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Poor little timid furry man

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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Beeſt
Tiny fluffy thing looking at meFluffy thing gladly accepts a belly rub from yours truly
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wantn’t to work….
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nobody has noticed my haircut :(
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Riga, Latvia
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wantn’t to work
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(In my normal accent) I’m walking here.
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from New York
— about 46% of your answers match a typical resident.
Da big apple baby
https://mydialect.us
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😏
Kitty like 😏
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
The British Journalist by Humbert Wolfe: 

You cannot hope 
to bribe or twist, 
thank God! the 
British journalist.

But, seeing what
the man will do
unbribed, there's
no occasion to.
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’ve said b4 and I’ll say it again: the only people worse than “farmers” are “journalists”
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you we can have a man stand in the sea wearing a shirt harassing desperate people fleeing Afghanistan
screenshot from BBC News of people seeking asylum on a dinghy in Orange high there’s a BBC reporter in a white shirt holding a Mic stands in the sea talking to them
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who remembers Stella the dog? I just suddenly miss her. Beautydog
Stella (beautydog) on the armchair that she knew she was not allowed on
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 02,1947
P1- NANCY IS AT A DEPARTMENT STORE, SHE WATCHES AS THE MAN AT THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT GETS TOLD OF BY UPSET CUSTOMERS 
NANCY: THAT POOR MAN HAS BEEN TAKING IT ALL DAY
P2- THE MAN CONTINUES TO LISTEN TO IRATE CUSTOMERS
P3- NANCY WAITS UNTIL THE LAST CUSTOMER LEAVES THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT 
P4- NANCY WALKS UP TO THE MAN AT THE 
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT 
NANCY: I THINK YOUR STORE IS WONDERFUL- - AND YOU'RE VERY NICE, TOO
THE MAN LOOKS SO HAPPY AND PLEASED HEARING WHAT NANCY HAS SAID
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love looking at my tragic little plants on my pathetic little balcon
Thyme overwhelming some rosemary. Embarrassing Loser geranium with no flowers on it Idiot tomatoe
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good moleman to you
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 30,1947
P1- ITS SATURDAY AFTERNOON AND NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE SITTING ON THE COUCH LISTENING TO THE RADIO 
RADIO ANNOUNCER: TO AVOID COLDS, I WOULD ADVISE ALL GIRLS TO WEAR A BANDANA ON THE HEAD

P2- NANCY GETS UP FROM THE COUCH 
NANCY: SOUNDS SILLY BUT I’LL TRY IT
NANCY LEAVES THE LIVING ROOM 

P3- SLUGGO IS SO SURPRISED HIS HAT FLIES STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR 

P4- SLUGGO TELLS NANCY: HEY --- HE SAID BANDANA
NANCY: OH
NANCY HAS COME BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH A BANANA ON TOP OF HER HEAD
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I m’bored
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also using my zenit 11 which I haven’t used in ages and is fun. It can take the rain. I think there’s a slight zoom on this lens which I enjoy v much. I’ve found a place near me that does my b&w for £5.50 (dev only) so it’s all v exciting
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My dad (legend) buys me assorted 35mm film for Xmas and bdays. Only today have i started using what has become a large stash of ilford pan f plus 50, which I haven’t used before obviously bcos wtf do you do with iso 50. We’re about to find out
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i regard water as dry
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🍗
Big fungi on tree hole
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are my first tomatoe off my tomatoe plant :)
Small tomatoe
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good moleman to you
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plan is to go to work and field 30,000 questions about whether the building is open on Monday, why isn’t the building open on Monday, why is it open today and not tomorrow, why does it go dark at night time etc etc
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every person who asks me, whose working hours are the same as normal this weekend, what my bh plans are, should have to give me £40
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 26/06/2026
“I’m leaving you, Frank, because you’re a shiftless, low-down, good-for-nothing imbecile … and, might I finally add, you have the head of a chicken.”
“I’m leaving you, Frank, because you’re a shiftless, low-down, good-for-nothing imbecile … and, might I finally add, you have the head of a chicken.”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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Conall @luigii.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A photo of Pascal, our tabby cat, meowing at the camera. The image is a bit yellow tinted because iPhone white balance is strange and frightening
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/08/2026
“Thank God! Those blasted crickets have finally stopped!”
“Thank God! Those blasted crickets have finally stopped!”
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My flatmate: “was it scary?” I love her
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just seen a fucking tawny owl, it flew right by my window and I saw its little face!!!! Blessèd!!!!!!
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s great when cats’ feet go “bunny”, just my opinion, sorry if this offends
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Got a twix from the vending machine and 2 TWIXES came out
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 21/08/2026
Mermaid evolution
Mermaid evolution
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What the fuck is “Julie burchil”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
People already complaining about the rain today. Shut the FUCK up (it’s approx the 3rd bit of rain since monday, following quite literally no rain for about 2 months)
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just fuckin found out it’s chumbawamba, not chumbawumba… I feel such a fool…
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hate collage. put that stuff back..
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Andy burnham abolish met office NOW
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can’t take these lies anymore
Forecast says it’s drizzling right now. Is it fucking bollocks
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
IT’S CATURDAY EVERYONE!
NANCY IS TAKING A PICTURE OF HER CAT AS IT HAPPILY POSES FOR THE CAMERA WHILE SITTING ON A CRATE
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🫵
“Push if gay” button
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love phenomena:)
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Animal Aspects (Art History Animalia) @animal-aspects.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
#TwoForTuesday: Two #Elephants: fol. 99 in Ms. Ludwig XV 3 (Bestiary), Flanders, c.1270 Tempera colors, gold leaf, ink Getty Museum 83_MR.173.99: getty.edu/art/collecti...
"Elephants picking and eating fruit from a tree. This image shows the artist had some idea of how elephants use their trunks to deliver food to their mouths. This is a very unusual elephant illustration." description via https://bestiary.ca/manuscripts/manugallery378.htm
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Could someone give me £1500 a month for the next 12 years (adjusting for inflation). Thanks
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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gooser @gooser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
dear black swallowtail caterpillars,: you are neither of those things, and yyou look like a damn rat in a hat
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