Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Tried toned paper for the first time yesterday. It turns out to be easy mode. This is by far the best I’ve ever done #drawing eyes. 050
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026My daughter’s performance tonight as Girl Whose Dinner Was Ruined By Very Slightly More Garlic Than She’s Used To is one for the ages. 030
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Scrolling by this, I saw the phrase “Shatner is great as an actor” and my brain rebelled, but this actually makes sense. 120
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I vividly remember having to go walk around the block to calm myself down after a colleague tried to argue with me about whether the ethics rules technically prohibited the advice they wanted to give 010
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Another example of Anita Sarkeesian ruining gaming, I’m sure 040
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The thing about that WaPo editorial that kills me is that they took stats showing a massive concentration of wealth in the top .1%, concluded that life is just getting worse and worse for the wealthy because extra income means extra taxes. That’s literally the opposite of the right takeaway. 001
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Also: (a) you don’t have to choose; you can raise taxes on people making $300K and raise them even more on people making millions of dollars; and (b) the more money you make, the less of it you need, as a percentage. Wealthy folks’ share of taxes is supposed to be bigger than their share of income. 010
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026They have the obligation and duty to exercise their duty and obligation, and I can't emphasize enough how many other synonyms they might have, carry, bear, hold, and possess. 020
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I've been assuming that he doesn't care, and is just trying to make things at airports so awful that Democrats will cave. It's the math Republicans have always done: if only one party cares whether people's lives are made awful, the other side will always win the game of chicken. 032
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Looks like the background for a lightgun game to me. Cartoon wild west villains are about to pop up in those windows and on the roof. 010
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026TurboTax threatening to show me every single ad they have unless I agree to let them use all of my tax information to target ads specifically at me is definitely something. 011
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If I were Tommy Tuberville, I’d feel pretty disrespected by all the people calling Markwayne Mullin the dumbest U.S. senator. 020
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Should be fun seeing the GOP blame the courts for not letting the IRS get away with giving taxpayer info to ICE while simultaneously cutting IRS funding because they broke the law 42,695 times by giving taxpayer info to ICE. 010
Reposted by GooseWalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear. I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing a politician has ever done to you? 41665
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Who could have guessed that she was in politics for personal gain? 041
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Me: *Brushes my 8YO’s hair* Her: Ouch! Brush slower! Me: *brushes slower* Her: *an octave lower* OoUuCcHhhh… 040
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Okay, but I give great patronizing concern trolling, so you’re missing out 030
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 08/02/2026If you want comics that are kind of unsettling to look at, though… 110
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 08/02/2026My old job hired me as a temporary hire for a job tailored to exactly me (it was part 2 of a negotiation I led part 1 of). Then the temp period ended and they listed my job and made me apply for it, but also made me field calls from other interested applicants. It was the worst possible process. 010
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026The Ethics in AI people probably could have come up with a better term, acronym-wise, than Human-In-The-Loop Review (HITLR) 130
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Yeah, I have to outline or I never get started, but even with that preparation, I still feel like I can’t tell if something makes sense until the words are actually on the page. 110
Reposted by GooseStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188296082
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It’s frustrating, because he isn’t less competent now than he was when elected. He’s horrible and criminal, like he always was. The remedy for that is impeachment, which has lower requirements than 25th amendment removal anyway. 110
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026A reminder: for the 25th amendment to be invoked without Trump’s consent, Vance, a majority of Trump’s cabinet, and 2/3 of the house and senate have to agree to vote him out. It’s not happening unless the GOP is more scared of Trump being president than they are of Trump’s voters. 360
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My nose to the rest of my face when I have to sneeze while masking 020
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026The two-party system has problems. There are reforms that might help, but there are real constitutional and practical impediments to getting them done quickly. And until we get those reforms done, a two-party system is what we will have, so maybe also work on getting the not-Trump folks elected. 010
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Today I had to try to explain the Cold War to my 8YO because she asked me what the street signs in Pingu meant. 000
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 15/01/2026All of this rapid descent into a fascist dictatorship is just a distraction from the price of groceries. Just ignore it. 030
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 11/01/2026It’s that last part for me. Arguing about the status of the word “bitch” when it has just been used during a woman’s murder is one heck of a choice. 051
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Like my other colleagues in the Senate, I'm horrified by recent events in Minnesota. That's why I've introduced a bill to make it illegal for ICE agents to shoot defenseless Americans more than twice. 010
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Yeah, it’s insane. But Trump is mostly doing stuff everyone knew he would do. And the harm to people they hate is frontloaded, but the consequences to themselves are on a long enough tail that they’ll have time to blame someone else for them. Not quite like schoolhouse rock led me to believe. 000
Goose @gooseegg.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Pharmacy benefits management companies get a bad rap, but I had my first interaction with one today and they made the process of being forced to beg for continued access to my wife’s lifesaving medicine a breeze. 050