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Andy Kelly

@goonerak.bsky.social
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Unbearable fan and unofficial club historian of the Premier League champions. Undignified weirdo. Website: The Arsenal Collection.

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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 11h
Which one?
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D @highburydb102.bsky.social · 12h
As it stands, Arsenal are 2 points clear at the top of the league, plus 6 points clear of Liverpool and 5 points clear of Chelsea. Great weekend for us if it stays this way, I can’t see Brighton, Brentford or Everton sustaining a title challenge.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 12h
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Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 12h
Quite funny that that goal is completely meaningless.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 12h
For a start, they were signed and then the agent offered the money to Graham. The club knew nothing about the arrangement. Graham was punished, Arsenal wasn't because of this.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 12h
Oh dear.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 13h
We know when it will next happen.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 13h
No booking for Semenyo for delaying the start for a free-kick.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 13h
It will be interesting when they play at T*tt*nh*m. The crowd will be booing both teams.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 13h
It goes back much, much further than that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1905_En...
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1905 English football bribery scandal - Wikipedia
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 13h
To try to distract everyone from the fact they are massive cheats.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 13h
Fully expect the scousers to change their tune towards the end of the season if the title is between Arsenal and Mancheater City. They'll be siding for 114 if that's the case.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 15h
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Laurel and Hardy's Hilarious Laughter
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 16h
It seems that Zelensky does hold some of the cards.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 19h
Same here. He does pick 'em, eh?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 20h
They won't. They were cucking for them last season as they didn't want Arsenal to win the PL. They would rather have cheats win than Arsenal, who look to be the biggest challengers to the cheats this season.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 21h
For his second stint as a director, William Bullworthy sat on the board for 24 days. Between 18 March 1910 and 18 May 1910 Woolwich Arsenal had five boards of directors as the re-incorporation of the limited company turned into something of a nightmare.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 21h
1984 - Michael Gordon (2000 - 2003) 1988 - Lee Butcher (2005 - 2007) 2010 - Mikael Bonaventure-Yetna (2025 - )
Michael GordonLee ButcherMikael Bonaventure-Yetna
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 21h
Arsenal birthdays for 11th October: 1852 - William Bullworthy (1899 - 1900, 1910 director no photo) 1880 - Jimmy Sharp (1905 - 1908) 1920 - Cyril Griggs (1945 - 1946) 1931 - Jimmy Smailes (1952 - 1958) 1970 - Andy Marriott (1986 - 1989)
Jimmy SharpCyril GriggsJimmy SmailesAndy Marriott
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Less than 90 minutes to go.
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Rose Dawson: It's Been 84 Years (Titanic)
ALT: Rose Dawson: It's Been 84 Years (Titanic)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Put it in a bowl of rice.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
1966 - Tony Adams (1982 - 2002) 1977 - Chris Coffey (1994 - 1996) 1989 - Kieran Agard (2005) 1999 - Joao Virginia (2016 - 2018)
Tony Adams  - Arsenal legendChris CoffeyKieran AgardJoao Virginia
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arsenal birthdays 10th October: 1885 - Bertie Freeman (1905 - 1908) 1887 - Harold Walden (1920 - 1921) 1919 - Sid Pugh (1936 - 1939) 1920 - Stan Morgan (1938 - 1948) 1950 - Charlie George (1966 - 1975, 1977) 1952 - Paul Davies (1968 - 1972)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
John Barnes
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Agreed. Is that Nick Hornby himself stood in front of Colin Firth in that picture?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was working stupid hours at the time so didn't get to listen to the radio that often or see ToTP. It appears that I didn't miss much. Anyway, here's 1977 to save the evening.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Probably best to assume that it will be closed.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sadly not. I'm not going to incrimate myself by saying how I watched it...
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you think the current owners are willing to wait 3-4 years in the hope that Labour win the next election?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who's Alan?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watched the whole series last week. Brilliant. My dad's mate was a jobbing extra. A triffid got him in this very episode.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not sure if you've missed the last 10 years but the UK is no longer part of the UK. Usmanov is still sanctioned by the UK.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What stopped Newcastle from winning the league between 1927 and 1992? Was that also the red cartel?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The thing is, some idiot will now use this as a reference in a 'discussion' on X and refuse to back down no matter how much evidence they're given to show it is nonsense.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll tick off the easy ones: Kane Lineker Greaves And throw in Viv Woodward
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1987 - Ben Gill (2002 - 2005) 1995 - Chuba Akpom (2011 - 2018) 1995 - Alfred Mugabo (2012 - 2014)
Ben GillChuba AkpomAlfred Mugabo
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 9th October: 1878 - George Wolfe (1900 - 1903 no photo) 1910 - Jack Crayston (1934 - 1943; 1947 - 1956 assistant manager; 1956 - 1958 manager) 1943 - Rodney Smithson (1959 - 1964) 1977 - Orlando Hollingsworth (1993 - 1996) 1985 - Sam Oji (2001 - 2004)
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gets better as the years pass.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember watching this episode. First time I'd ever heard of @jesusjonesband.bsky.social. Bought Info Freako the next day, saw them live for the first time three months later. Wore the t-shirt until it fell apart. Going to see them next month.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For the last four season's, Arteta's teams have been one of the top three scoring teams in the Premier League. In his first three seasons the were the 7th, 9th & 6th highest scoring team. Once he built his own team (i.e. from the fourth season), they scored more goals.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I watched this once. @billybragg.bsky.social sang Move Over Darling.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Garlick bread. Garlick...bread?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And it's not even Friday. You rebel.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Arsenal birthdays for 8th October: 1882 - David Neave (1904 - 1912) 1890 - Dick Elvey (1922 - 1923) 1928 - Don Oakes (1945 - 1956) 1989 - Armand Traore (2005 - 2011) 1997 - Ben White (2021 - ) 2010 - Zach van der Straaten (2026 - )
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can you send me a DM.
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a unique website that I'm sure Arsenal fans of all ages will enjoy. Keep scrolling!
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush:
Photograph of the original Charlies Angels with a red circle around the face of Jaclyn Smith who played Kelly Garrett
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2022-23 - 88 goals (only cheats Man City scored more) 2023-24 - 91 goals (only cheats Man City scored more) 2024-25 - 69 goals (only champions Liverpool and cheats Man City scored more) 2025-26 - 71 goals (only cheats Man City scored more)
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