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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

All you cartoon goon artists are cowards. Putting a morbidly obese ass on a skinny character. Go draw fat bitches like a champion.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm so scared of getting pregnant not because I don't want a child eventually but because I don't want to have to call HR and tell them I got pregnant cuz they're like, gunns get mad at me.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Im so fucking stupid. Of COURSE you would dip a pregnancy test in a container of pee. Not aim your piss at the target like a carnival game!!

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

People who are insecure about collecting toys will justify their hobby by saying it'll pay off later and then the collection is worth less than a thousand dollars.

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GENIOUS OF SOCIAL MEDIA @apiljuce.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Pic Unrelated

Hatsune Miku cosplayer with her feet in a cooler holding a sign that reads "Fresh Feet Juice"

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Can't smoke at the balcony at the bar. Sorry I didn't know I was at the daycare

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

On a mission to become better friends with someone so I can bully them.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My health did improve after I stopped drinking a can of coka a day. But then I picked up tobacco so any net health gain has been voided.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My cousin just brought a big pack of japanese menthols. I'ma have a good labor day weekend

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Mark my words the moment the weed industry gets big enough for its workers to form strong unions they're going to tear it down just like they did big tobacco.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The only internet era I was really really online for was the post Something Awful and golden age of Tumblr. And I saw peoples lives get WRECKED online

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I was a victim of asking for a trip to Japan for my Quince and never getting it.

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Rion @rionior.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Run,Runaway #voxval #StaticMoth

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I'm finding out that my parents and in laws, who have both lived in lovely suburban homes, make the same household income as us. Like, things have really changed huh. I live in a trailer.

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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

i wish i was a cartoon character who lived in a cartoon world. i have reality dysphoria

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I feel like I use my customer service voice all day without noticing it now and it's giving me a self inflicted identity crisis.

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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 02/02/2026

You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Dawg, We're 30. Why do you still have childhood trauma? You should have toxic workplace trauma and being dead broke trauma at this point. You should have met an evil child by now that makes you question how morality is formed. Cmon dude.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

The day Donellled Trunk said it was ok to say the R word I had a dream I was having a candid conversation with an ex and I called her a R[edacte]d at the end. And I still stand by that tbh.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I notice on my library app that books gets slightly lower ratings if its even a little provocative or taboo

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nok ૮ • ﻌ - ა @nikoco11.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

my old work for the dunmeshi cookbook zine 🩷

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I've cut off like two guy friends with this year because it felt like I had to manipulate them into becoming reasonable decent people. I'm not their keepers, their problems are theirs to settle.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

How do I tell someone no one wants to hang or be chill with them because their online presence is gooner shit. Look. All my friends are gooners, but its not our brand man! The unspoken rule here is obvious.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Why are you so quiet at family func-- It's because I'm ANNOYING! I've gone to parties with people as annoying as me and I'm sparing you all because I love you.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I watched pink flamingos with my friends one day and after watching the film concluded that going full bush was the best way to live.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I deserve this..after all I haven't many vices except for drinking, smoking, and eating.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I can't even take my future kid to the rancho in mexico during the holidays so they can learn to be grateful. Mexico has improved substantially.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Growing up during the recession has made expectations for the holidays so easy to manage. This year I gave my brother a variety pack if ramens and he loved it.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Being a neurodivergent adult is great bro. I thought I forgot to pay my credit card last month. Turns out I haven't paid it in 5 months lol. Lmao. There was obvious guardrails to prevent that but I said I knew better (and did not in fact know anything)

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

The beauty industry really do be hustling me cuz I been buying the fancy facewash and creams and then when I run out and use simple soap and water it works just as fine sometimes better.

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meo @resurrrected.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

my clown oc his name is pagi and he cries himself to sleep

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sophie ✩‧₊˚ @nbcwill.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

may i interest you in some toxic cannibal yaoi #radiostatic #voxal #murdermedia #hazbinhotel

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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

You’ll Be OK

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Mens vintage fashion is so sad. Like womens vintage clothing is like a beautiful wool coat with great structure and mens vintage is a crusty Tshirt with the picture crumbling off.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I love Hazbin hotel because its an ode to all the edgy OCs we made in middle school

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

They don't got born again christianity in catholicism. You Have to like... Attend catholic class. And learn the prayers, and learn the history. Then you do the rituals. The big 5 rituals. Basically they make you work for it.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Having anxiety is so funny. Oh, you're afraid your acting weird so now you're going to act EXTRA weird to overcompensate.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I think we should go back to thinking adult toy collectors are weirdos with mental illness, the reselling market is getting too comfortable.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I think being mean is a genuine skill a lot of women have to learn to not be put down by their partners and family.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I'm gonna go back to being weird and loud so I can trigger more random chance encounters and go on better side quest. I have energy now.

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/10/2025

Friendly Kruger

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Thinking about a kid who came into work looking like the little dog with the lollipop and propellor hat. I saw them look back at me hoping for a greater reaction. I get it kid. I'm also a starved attention seeker.

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

There's a lot of social dynamics happening in the Cheebie household

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

When I go to alt fashion events and everyone talks about how shy and scared they are of being perceived. Like what do I say? I'm an attention whore and I love being mean to men who approach me. I think one of us is in the wrong hobby.

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JMFenner @jmfenner.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch @goofybuppi.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Being catholic is cool because they don't do missions they do pilgrimages. And its just a vacation the church sponsors. There's no work to do, you go to the cathedral and spend money on merch. If you don't buy the merch AND get it blessed by the pastor your a bad catholic p much.

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