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Andy Cougar!

@andycougar.bsky.social
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The rumors are true! I have been voted the nerdiest age 30, he/him, gay, med student, cougar living in Chicago Land - 2026! Please hold your applause! (Minors and people acting like minors blocked!)

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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 15h
This month I'm gonna embrace the scary and the spooky >:3 NO MORE MISTER SCAREDY CAT! WATCH OUT WORLD!!
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been thinking about making a discord server or telegram server and hosting some furry game night type stuff! Wondering if that's something people would be interested in!
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In previous eras, I think my instinct to make out with people who give me toe curling wedgies would be an evolutionary disadvantage, but it's working out great for me so far!! :D
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did a bunch of stuff today :)
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It'd be super cool to live nearby a bully friend!!! I like the idea of having a long day and texting someone like- do you wanna hang out later and make me squeal like a nerdy kitten later 👉👈
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My bedframe broke AGAIN (there was a small defect on a part that I didnt think mattered, but perhaps it did oops) and now I need to buy another one which means I'm gonna get infinity ads for bed frames for another 3 months AHHHHHHHH
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow (I am not enjoying nightshift, but I only have one day of it left!)
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Scotty @goodboyscott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sy & Giz: New Mascot Giz realised that his roommate is the Mascot and decided he'd mess with him in front of the whole team. #furry #wedgie
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i didn't expect to hear something super healing from a shadowbringers video essay, but here we are omg
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I sent @hatio.bsky.social a lresumably delirious voice message about Kung Fu Panda, but I dont remember what I said and I'm scared to listen to it
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earflop @earflop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being social takes a toll
4-panel comic of a rabbit trying (and failing) to be social. In the first panel, he's upbeat and friendly, which is off-putting to the dog character he's speaking to. In the third panel, he's aloof and nonchalant, which is off-putting to the dog character he's speaking to.
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If pokemon werent meant to be sexualized, then why does Incineroar look at me like that pokemon-amie
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I ALREADY WANNA SLEEP SO BADLY WHAT THE FLIP
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have the great honor of working nights next week and so I will descend into madness as I stay up past my bedtime today to prepare... (ie Im gonna post a lot of unfiltered nonsense as I pass the time)
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wanna get called a nerd c:
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I like this groovy dancing meme :)
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have you ever thought about how Baby Spinach sounds like the name of a small lap dog that a rich cartoon villain lady would have
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am in my fake it until I make it era :)
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What if anime fight scenes were just this animation until the dialog was finished
static.klipy.com
The Loud House: Epic Fight Cloud
ALT: The Loud House: Epic Fight Cloud
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wasted a 4 day weekend in the best way c: I told myself I would study a ton, but maybe relaxing a ton was a good call cx
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you're ever like- omg who do I vote for?? My advice for a first step is to Google which party Nazis in the US regularly vote for and then vote against that party :)
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Smelly Bear🔞 @smellybear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And here’s the final result! Looks so cool that got a smile out of the burr hehe #furryart #chest #musky
Art of Marky’s chest filled with stickers
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love seeing art of furries working out their tails- it's so CUTE
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ghost sex @gorehuts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
quit staring, loser
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a plate with an apple and an orange on it. text says: i am going to compare them
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Something about setting up printers awakens a deep and primal anger within all of us... I think one day we can all come together and destroy HP once and for all :)
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I joined Panera sip club :)
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s about time Tomas gets what he gives…. But he’s still gonna yank whatever he can keep his hands on lol. Ironic that he’s wearing briefs today🤔 #butchcitywedgies
A tall muscular chimera guy Murphy leans forward, grabs his falling pants and grins behind him with a bit of a snicker. Behind him, a short fat similarly muscled tomcat Tomas has his paws on murphy’s waistband, and is having his waistband hoisted very suddenly by Murphy’s tail in a bounced wedgie. Tomas is thoroughly surprised, but still properly gripping and tugging the waistband in his paws.
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Googling OBGYN things and now the youtube algorithm thinks Im pregnant and about to have a c section
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You know in games like BG3 where things you say generate little notifications like "X approves," or whatever? Telling me that you wanna bully me is like an infinite Andy approval generator 🥰
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Smelly Bear🔞 @smellybear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nick has his ways to convince nerds to do what he wants~ #Furryart #OC #musk #pits
Comic of Nick, my Skunk oc, shoving Elliot, my hyena oc, in his reek pits till he gives him money
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Portugal The Man has such a unique sound I swear- I'm not sure if there's another band that I can immediately compare it to cx (that being said, drop some recs if you disagree :D)
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OBGYN Is gonna be good rotation perhaps :) I like it!!!
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tomas isn’t a kitchen guy, but he can appreciate some good pastries, cookies, and for sure some good cake. Hopefully he wasn’t too much a hindrance! Tried to do a lil something with the pencil smudges on this one 🤔 coulda been worse!
A pencil sketch of two cats facing away from the viewer. The taller, thinner cat Andy’s been stripped to his underwear and apron. He is holding a still-warm tray of steaming cookies in oven mitts, with the leg holes of his briefs tied up in a tight knot into the back of his apron. The wedgie is showing off reddened cheeks, a large hand mark visible on one. He is swirly eyed, and flushed from his predicament.
The fatter, buffer and shorter cat Tomas has a paw on Andy’s shoulder, and is grinning and snickering good naturedly. 
“I helped him bake these, right Andy?
“Y-yeah,”
“See?”
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
6.5 ± 0.5
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I feel like- pathologically tired today cx
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love bullies who are in it for the love of the game! They think making nerds squeal by ruining their dweebass tighty whities is PEAK humor! They see the faces and sounds that wet willie evoked and can't help but grin! They can stuff a nerd's face in their armpit while calling them a good friend :D
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
14 hours with no lunch (classic) at the hospital. A resident I was working with ended the day by reading the first paragraph of a patient note I wrote and saying "You don't want to do pediatrics or IM, right? Because this is bad." Really upset me cx I work really hard and I wanna be good at this.
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sooooooo, word on the street is it's Underwear Day... :3
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Petrisa @petrisa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sandwiched between Arcanine and Incineroar during a sweaty workout Seems like they noticed something bulging besides their muscles
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bro my literal only breaks today were taking a shower this morning and eating dinner- what a joke
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T-Nut Butter🐉 call me Camo! @butchcity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Awright here’s one 🙂‍↕️ did not plan to line and render it but like god forbid butches get silly with it
A nsfw drawing of a large buff calico tomcat furry putting a blue and black bird anthro in a tight headlock and yanking the back of his underwear in a wedgie. He’s looking at the info in the back of the underwear with a causal friendly tone, while the bird indignantly pushes at his arm. “ay what size r you weari-“ “YOU COULD JUST! ASK!”
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Murphy 💼🩵 @badluckmurphy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I drew this little guy a few days back, please enjoy and bully him. His name is Lumen, his nickname is glowstick cause he's bioluminescent and it activates when he's flustered. Also he knits 🩵🩵🩵
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You're my friend now :) We're having fish tacos later!!! :D
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Crimson Serpent @crimsonserpent55.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Chad forgot to wear his jockstrap for College Football practice, instead wearing tighty whities. BIG MISTAKE. 🎨: @haxsmacks.bsky.social
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't see whatever you're seeing, I just think I'm better off leaving
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LunarLaser @lunarlaser.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This immediately made me think of this meme and I couldn't help myself <3
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was tired and low energy so I made banana bread :)
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Andy Cougar! @andycougar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Duck detective squinting at a crime scene and saying "this was no quacksident"
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