Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I would feel honored if you started showing your face. But it turns out I also feel honored that you are here however you show up. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Had a dream that I said something disrespectful and was going to get a spanking but things kept happening so that the spanking never occurred. 020
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 02/09/20262 is still young for potty training. Don't let other kid's development make you feel pressured about yours. Sounds like you're doing great! Even if it's exhausting. 110
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think at age 3 I started to feel like I could focus just a little longer again. 000
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Although based on the temperature here are you sure you didn't start the fire?? 🥵 111
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Good work not setting the world on fire! That takes some effort! 110
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are." — Buckaroo Banzai 130
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My mom made us watch it for a movie night once. I thought she was wacky but ended up loving it. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Middle school is a lot. I will be parenting a teenager starting this week. Any advice? 010
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Just finished reading The Correspondent and then finished rewatching Ted Lasso. 010
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I'm now showered and in pj's in my room at 5 pm. How do I get more gigs like this one??? #glorious 170
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I am presenting at a conference for which I was not part of the organizing committee or leadership in any way. I don't have a lot of folks I want to catch up with. They paid for my hotel room and I'm by myself. They paid me to present. They provided food all day long. 240
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Uh oh. The cat came downstairs. It must be bedtime soon... 130
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ok but also why ask if you can ask a question? Just ask the question! 110
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Can I write the SOP for you? You're a grown ass adult. Wash you hands. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I always said I wanted a HoH. But now I have a cat that yells at me when it's time to go to bed and starts biting my ankles if I take too long to get there. 271
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I wrote a story several days ago. You might have missed it. 😁 110
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026No one appeared to notice my quiet groans when sitting after you removed my chair cushion or how much I squirmed in my seat during dinner. You did send me to bed early but I was grateful to remove my clothes and lay on my stomach. I resolved to behave all day tomorrow. 340
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026But my muscles relaxed and my heart felt lighter and my mind felt settled. I pulled up my pants and you cooked dinner. Conversation was light and engaging and soon I forgot to be embarrassed about making eye contact with Bill. I joined in the conversation and we had a lovely evening. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026You paddled me 40 times for disobedience and then used your belt 40 times for disrespect. I grasped the chair seat and sobbed but I took my punishment. When it was finally over, you rubbed my back gently and helped me stand up. You folded me into your arms and I apologized. My ass throbbed. 130
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I lowered my jeans and panties and returned to position over the chair back. You insisted that spankings never begin until I am bare, so I knew none of those strokes counted. You lectured me, detailing what I did to earn the spanking and what behavior you expect from me going forward. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I bent over the chair when you told me to hoping you'd overlook my error since Bill was here but you whipped off your belt, doubled it over, and began spanking hard and fast across my jeans. "Ow! Alright! I'm sorry! I'll do it!" I screamed. You stopped and I quickly stood up. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I cried from the pain and embarrassment of being spanked in public but it was over quickly and we packed up to go home. You said we would discuss this further before dinner. I showered and put on jeans and a tshirt and then came downstairs to the kitchen. Bill was there. And the paddle. 130
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I swam for a bit, but got into the approved 5 foot area shortly after my defiant act and behaved the remaining time. I didn't enjoy myself as much as I had hoped, though and returned to dry off after only 20 minutes. You pulled me across your lap and spanked my wet bottom, scolding me. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I don't know why I went to the deep end when you told me not to. I just wanted to make my own decision. So after you said that I rolled my eyes, turned, and jumped in at the 8 foot mark. You didn't yell or come in after me. You just looked disappointed and watched me from your lounge chair. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026At least I won't have to make eye contact with him. But I stand in front of you and make eye contact with you. That's what you expect. "Explain why we are here," you say. I hate this part. I swallow nervously and say, "I was disobedient and disrespectful." My hands sweat and my bottom tingles. 120
Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"Jade! Come here. Now." I can't believe you're going to do this in front of your cousin, Bill, who has come over for dinner. You've pulled out the chair and placed it in the middle of the room. Bill is seated at the table drinking bourbon, behind where you've placed the chair. 140
