Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 11/10/2026One of those cyber things rolled down my street (yes I flipped it off). Do they all rattle like that? Thing was barely moving. 000
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t own a printer. I mean I have an HP, so technically I’m not lying. 021
Reposted by Brad for shortAmanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you get whipped icing instead of buttercream, don't even invite me. I don't celebrate with people who don't take cake seriously. 142
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I should wash my bed cover even though the cat hair provides extra insulation. 192
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"If you go a million miles away, I'll track you down, girl." Wait? Is this suppose to be a love song??? 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Oh sure I should read a book. Now I’m concerned about Roberto. Pablo has taken off to do who knows what. Should the attack even happen??? 000
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Someday, the thing I get up to do will be the only, or at least the first thing I do. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You could have made it but boy oh boy it would have been slow going. Good call. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/08/2026They closed the freeway so all the traffic is rerouted through my town. I’d still be trying to make a left if it weren’t for the kindly truck driver. 000
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Why these new fangled binoculars work no better than the old ones, that is when you forget the lens caps. 000
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Every day he spouts bullshit out his pie hole and the press repeats it as if it isn’t total bullshit. And tomorrow same cycle. 000
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Don’t tell me I don’t know how to put makeup on a pig. Some boards are going to be replaced, but others are just getting more paint. 020
Reposted by Brad for shortJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just heard a woman say you can own the libs, or you can own a farm, but you can’t do both… 22816128
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We have to call it the Gulf of Mexico. Because Americans aren’t that smart, but they know Mexico is in that general area so that’s where the gulf is. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Painting the deck. So far hardly any paw prints. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My level of procrastination? I am adding tasks to avoid the tasks I’m putting off, while also avoiding the new ones. 040
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I helped reunite a lost cat with his owner today. Chip scanner, $34 on evil Amazon. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Me taking on another project would imply I’ve just finished one or am about to. Which is incorrect. 020
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Thanks for the alert US Mint. Just so i can,after a wait, find the quarter you alerted me about, was unavailable. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 31/07/2026What brings all the boys to my neighbor's yard? Not getting their cat fixed, cause all the boys are hanging out there. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 30/07/2026How the hell did I butt dial a friend request? And how many more are out there? 030
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Picked up ribs at one food truck and lasagna at the next one. I look like a dasher, but no, just a fat ass. 030
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Of course google ai gave me the wrong answer. Glad I didn’t buy the filter it said fits my car. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Oops. Sorry about you losing millions, but what can we do? We’re simply incompetent. 001
Reposted by Brad for shortAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete 9525172
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I’m a long time fan of Joe and Nic. Always fun when he misses a cat sighting but we see it. 000
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My lack of faith sure is being tested by the weather at these trump things. 040
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Small town fb post. “They moved the fireworks to the little league field.” “Which one?” “The one by your mom’s.” 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I keep hearing we should act like Americans for the 250th, and I don’t know if they realize that means them as well. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Colorado man survives 3 rattlesnake bites on family outing, gets 18 courses of antivenom. My bet is that third bite was personal. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 01/07/2026No, the parking brake release lever works fine. You just pulled the hood release. Go back to bed. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 01/07/2026We should deport the three dissenters. Because clearly they are traitors. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I bought a new cutting board (the kind you have to take care of) and some shirts with collars. I’m growing up so fast. 021
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’ll just drink my vinegar coffee like the lazy person who couldn’t be bothered to rinse out the coffee maker one more time. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If you’re craving a piece of cake and you change your mind after putting one in your cart. It isn’t necessary to put the first one back. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I don't think this is a dish towel. But I used it as such so is it a dish towel? 021
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 17/06/2026If you go into the bathroom you will be visited by at least three cats. Because sure, even in there you might have snacks for them. 020
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 16/06/2026AI assistance answering the phone making typing noises. You ain’t typing shit. I an 0-2 on AI today. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I got asked the "safety at home" questions at the Dr's. has anyone at your home threatened you or harmed you. People...no. They didn't ask about cats, which would have been a yes. 010
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Slight rough idle as I was waiting for the oil change. Then after it purred. I feel I need to apologize to an inanimate object. 020
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Should I be this excited at buying some puzzle books? Crypto quote and find a word. Did I just get old? 000
Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Good work satan. Including a clear plastic washer that goes up on a bolt, in a difficult spot. So every time I drop it (many), I can’t see it. 020