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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If you get whipped icing instead of buttercream, don't even invite me. I don't celebrate with people who don't take cake seriously.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I should wash my bed cover even though the cat hair provides extra insulation.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"If you go a million miles away, I'll track you down, girl." Wait? Is this suppose to be a love song???

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh sure I should read a book. Now I’m concerned about Roberto. Pablo has taken off to do who knows what. Should the attack even happen???

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Someday, the thing I get up to do will be the only, or at least the first thing I do.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They closed the freeway so all the traffic is rerouted through my town. I’d still be trying to make a left if it weren’t for the kindly truck driver.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why these new fangled binoculars work no better than the old ones, that is when you forget the lens caps.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Every day he spouts bullshit out his pie hole and the press repeats it as if it isn’t total bullshit. And tomorrow same cycle.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Don’t tell me I don’t know how to put makeup on a pig. Some boards are going to be replaced, but others are just getting more paint.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just heard a woman say you can own the libs, or you can own a farm, but you can’t do both…

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We have to call it the Gulf of Mexico. Because Americans aren’t that smart, but they know Mexico is in that general area so that’s where the gulf is.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Painting the deck. So far hardly any paw prints.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My level of procrastination? I am adding tasks to avoid the tasks I’m putting off, while also avoiding the new ones.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I got it up! New curtains and curtain rod.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I helped reunite a lost cat with his owner today. Chip scanner, $34 on evil Amazon.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Me taking on another project would imply I’ve just finished one or am about to. Which is incorrect.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Thanks for the alert US Mint. Just so i can,after a wait, find the quarter you alerted me about, was unavailable.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

What brings all the boys to my neighbor's yard? Not getting their cat fixed, cause all the boys are hanging out there.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

How the hell did I butt dial a friend request? And how many more are out there?

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Picked up ribs at one food truck and lasagna at the next one. I look like a dasher, but no, just a fat ass.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Of course google ai gave me the wrong answer. Glad I didn’t buy the filter it said fits my car.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Small town fb post. “They moved the fireworks to the little league field.” “Which one?” “The one by your mom’s.”

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I keep hearing we should act like Americans for the 250th, and I don’t know if they realize that means them as well.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Colorado man survives 3 rattlesnake bites on family outing, gets 18 courses of antivenom. My bet is that third bite was personal.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

No, the parking brake release lever works fine. You just pulled the hood release. Go back to bed.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

We should deport the three dissenters. Because clearly they are traitors.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I bought a new cutting board (the kind you have to take care of) and some shirts with collars. I’m growing up so fast.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I’ll just drink my vinegar coffee like the lazy person who couldn’t be bothered to rinse out the coffee maker one more time.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If you’re craving a piece of cake and you change your mind after putting one in your cart. It isn’t necessary to put the first one back.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I don't think this is a dish towel. But I used it as such so is it a dish towel?

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

If you go into the bathroom you will be visited by at least three cats. Because sure, even in there you might have snacks for them.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

AI assistance answering the phone making typing noises. You ain’t typing shit. I an 0-2 on AI today.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I got asked the "safety at home" questions at the Dr's. has anyone at your home threatened you or harmed you. People...no. They didn't ask about cats, which would have been a yes.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Slight rough idle as I was waiting for the oil change. Then after it purred. I feel I need to apologize to an inanimate object.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Should I be this excited at buying some puzzle books? Crypto quote and find a word. Did I just get old?

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Good work satan. Including a clear plastic washer that goes up on a bolt, in a difficult spot. So every time I drop it (many), I can’t see it.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Happy Convoy Day to all who celebrate.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Here we have the cat that woke me up at 4am,(wanted out) Now not letting me nap (wants attention). Sleep deprivation is the long play to kill me.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

My number one monthly expense is cat treats. I also have a cat problem. I’ll never see how those two facts are related.

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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The hardest working employee in the White House is Trump’s narcissism.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Just threw away a half dozen golf themed coffee mugs. I could have donated them but I felt the need to save 6 golfers from receiving gifts they really didn’t want.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This slow lady at the checkout cost me 2 dollars. I didn’t have to by the wooden glider but it was only 2 dollars.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Just wrote my first check of this year.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Playing wack a mole with cats pissing in my house, only the moles are popping up 2 or more at a time and hitting back.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The google car captured two of my cats and myself today!! But it might take up to a year for us to be famous. A year!!

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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

You need to do this. Click on it. Open your eyes to what is being farmed off of us every single minute.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I’m not saying I’m a bad house cleaner (a reasonable person would), but I fill up the vacuum to an embarrassing level after just a bit of cleaning.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

If the treat guy doesn’t give the treats, become a nuisance until he relents.

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Brad for short @goobernut62.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I was ringing up my stuff and it said the price of the item was a dollar something. And I had to process that info. Like, they still sell stuff that cheap?

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