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Alexandrian Apologist

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She/They | Humanity needs a Left-Wing Babysitter more than it needs Democracy. | Death before detransition. | The Name's About FFXIV not Egyptian History. | Find me on Tumblr for my less serious side.

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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 6h
Season 3 Episode 17 - Frame 742 out of 2836
Season 3 Episode 17 - Frame 742 out of 2836
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 6h
Very bad look for the EU and Canada, both in the US Regime's crosshairs, to both drop out of this conference days after we watched US Disinfo swing a presidential election in Brazil, installing a Regime-friendly dictator.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 12h
A lot of folks have been harping El-Sayed's lower numbers than Benson's, but from the looks of this it seems there's just more undecideds in that race overall.
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Amanda, Clover Mother 🏳️‍⚧️ @onionbug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Commander's Herald
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 07/10/2026
Props to Hayley Williams because "SUCK ON MY FAT DICK" is the only response to these people
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Hayley Williams Has a Blunt Message for DHS After ‘F–k ICE’ Concert Remark: ‘And May I Suggest…’
Hayley Williams responds to the Department of Homeland Security after the Paramore singer shouted "F--K ICE" and "Free Palestine" at a recent concert.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 13h
I’m surprised he didn’t today for 10/7.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 16h
They understand AI is a toxic term that fewer and fewer people are using and firms investing in. They hope changing it to SI will confuse and beguile people into once again treating it as shiny, special, new, and worth something.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 16h
A part of me wonders if his handlers chose LA on purpose so Newsom has another chance to act tough and convince Sunday talk watchers he should be the 2028 nominee.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 17h
It’s very funny I’m sure but if you needed another reason to stop using Amazon there you go. The government has full access to this information too.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 18h
You sounds like targeted riled up Political violence to me. From a party that is absolutely ready to use their guns if their votes can’t save the Senate.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 20h
The cold hard reality? Nobody. Nobody takes the blame because Trump is too senile to realize Hegseth is lying. So we're stuck in the Forever Maybe War until 2029.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Setting aside that Of Course he is an obvious Republican, to the extent that he looks like the living embodiment of Manifest Destiny ‘Staying Quiet’ is & should be treated as adopting a firm political position. One of tacit acceptance of violence & oppression It’s not neutrality, you chose a side.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 20h
Honestly at this point I bet they did it because she's a Democrat. They saw it as punishing her. Especially if she already was out repairing campaign signs, meaning clearly someone was already doing a violence.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 21h
"Or any other scheme to disenfranchise Americans." They recognize that more and more people have had enough of far right voters and are willing to disenfranchise them if it will mean an end to this constant slow march toward dictatorship.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 21h
The folks who say "Trump wouldn't try to start a civil war to overturn the result of next month's election" are willingly putting their heads down in the sand and ignoring the fact that every week he is saying he intends to do exactly that. Iran Emergency, Cancelled Election, Arrest Dems.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 21h
Worth keeping an eye on this one because it's the first. In October. It's gonna have a lot of unused energy to work with.
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Season 3 Episode 17 - Frame 396 out of 2836
Season 3 Episode 17 - Frame 396 out of 2836
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litzz11 @litzz11.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here we go again. He clearly did NOT mean San Diego and Los Angeles were targets of Iran. He clearly meant they should take out two cities he despises because they don't support him. Anyone who heard the clip knows exactly what he meant. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/u...
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What, Exactly, Did Trump Say About Iran Taking Out Los Angeles and San Diego? (Gift Article)
President Trump’s comments caused an uproar from members of both parties. A White House official said he was taken out of context.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That dossier is 100% accessible by the FBI
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m not a Crowley or Talarico fan but I will say it’s interesting how different the vibes are in Texas, where every poll has Talarico up and prognosticators call it Likely Dem and Wisconsin, where every poll has Crowley up and prognosticators call it a Toss Up.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need to start seriously considering that Trump will order troops to shred ballots or Musk to change the tabulations in machines.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
15. They are blowing the hands off 15 year olds. The Center and the Right are the same, and they will use deadly, maiming violence to ensure the completion of Global Fascism's goals.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The words of a president who has battleplans on his desk for when he starts the civil/race/class war. And they begin with "nuke LA."
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The rest of the world needs to learn from France. And they're doing this against the Centrists. Imagine what they'd do to the Far Right. Oh wait we learned what they'd do in the 1700s.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At this point I would assume the Alberta referendum passes and Trump immediately deploys US troops into the region to secure its annexation. It's in line with the recent surprise triumph of the right in Germany, Brazil, and Quebec. The Technate of America is rising. WW3 is coming.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure whatever this order is will do nothing to stop rising diesel costs and by next week he'll be back on with the export ban.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I appreciate Biden getting the hate he deserves from I assume both sides of the aisle if his negatives are at 50. But above Nixon? The guy who was one oval office meeting away from being the first ever impeached and removed president?
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The future AI companies want you to think is coming.
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The Spooky Guy @thequarterguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SEGA, NO! YOUR SONIC DISCORD SERVER IS GONNA TURN INTO A DISASTER! SEGAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Walter White Yelling in Car (Breaking Bad)
ALT: Walter White Yelling in Car (Breaking Bad)
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They not only failed to call out Hegseth and Mace, many of them have actively joined in the harassment of trans folks. They didn't just pull America back, they helped pave the road back to openly using the T-slur. And make no mistake, the F-slur and R-slur will be next. And ultimately the N word.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now THAT seems like setting yourself up for failure. Lean D already feels like putting yourself ahead of your skis in TEXAS.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh I see we're having a row about it so let me just make my stance on this issue clear. In the year of our year 2026, Zionism is Racism. They have made that clear for years now. Support of Israel is support of a racist, genocidal crusader colony. And we should call it what it is.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nah the USA is looking at their paycheck and saying "yeah but starting a revolution would be bad for business... plus the game's on this weekend, and GTA6 is coming..." We're more like Brazil and the UK than we are Spain or France.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly the disease that killed half of Europe coming back to do it again might be welcome at this point. Especially since it'll overwhelmingly be the idiot right wingers who die.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And if the world is like Brazil, they will say "yes absolutely whatever you say rich guy." Then tell a pollster they hate AI.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly it may help humanity’s survival to do away with nationwide elections on the whole. Does it accelerate Global Balkanization? Yes. Doesn’t get rid of the power of a large national bloc of fascists -‘d contrarians? Also yes.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only thing left standing between the Global Oligarchy and Total Global Fascism is Canada and the EU. We know the global leftist revolution will never happen. Everyone is too lazy and/or cowardly and/or self centered.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think we need to recalibrate all our predictions around the reality that the guiding philosophy of most 21st century humans is just Basic Contrarianism. The people in power are all idiots whose every decision makes everything worse and the loudest opposition is always correct about everything.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A year from now we'll get a report saying "We think AI Companies should be given free rights to imminent domain anything they need to build out data centers, as well as $100 billion in government funding to build out data centers, and we should let AI make Medical, Police, and Military decisions."
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly someone should make an ad like this targeting the data center companies rather than any specific politican and just run it in every single state for the next month. Yes even the states where both sides are embracing Data Centers.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
France has been primed for this going back to their last elections. Where the left won and the centrists said "no you didn't" and installed a revolving door of centrist prime ministers. What's happening there is the same as the rest of the west. The center is collapsing and the fringes want a fight
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listen man engaging with the TERF Wizard Franchise is bad. That being said, personally, if you're engaging with it by making it woke (ESPECIALLY making it Trans) then I will give you a hall pass and a stern talking to about not engaging with the TERF Wizard Franchise. Just make it your own thing.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So we all agree now that he asked Grok if Iranians would overthrow their government and now Hegseth is doing a crusade right?
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Ham Rockwell @hamrockwell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
david Crowley desperately needs to drop any support for data centers. Any at all . Voters on both sides do not want it. City councils and planning comms might be entertaining it but that does not translate to a vote at the polls.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’ll vote for Vance in 2028 id bet my entire years pay on it.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The right wishes they were more -ist and even then will still vote MAGA. The rest of America wishes they were more leftist and would vote for them if so. So naturally they’re becoming more -ist in these close races.
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Alexandrian Apologist @goldenslowpoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bribing for votes. I bet they even say "Vote Republican - Donald J Trump" on the bottom. But if they're feeling desperate enough to be bribing seniors, which should be part of their core voting bloc, then they feel like even supposedly safe states are in play.
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