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Dave Merritt

@goldenseals67.bsky.social
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songwriter / game show host / invented reggae

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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
gICEstapo
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve said a lot of terrible things about a lot of heroes on account of the O being next to the P on the keyboard.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder if there’s a way that we could misspell his name that reflects the sort of person he is…
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I DID NOT KNOW THIS: The estates of Harvey Milk and Richard Neutra are opening a luxury property in California and calling it the Neutra-Milk Hotel. Or whatever.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Now,” like it just happened two days ago? Y’all are hopeless. Literally.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really wish someone would lop off his…full replies.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A trend started by Coco Chienel
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That means the future of the party is bullshit and it sucks.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know a lot of people who've had a lot of casual sex but I've almost always worn a suit.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putznik
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heard of it. Enjoy!
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Vanity, grifting, racism and survival of the fittest.” So, all of American history then…
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where can I get me one of them shirts? Love it!
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You are just making up all of these names, aren’t you? Has your account been hacked by AI? I just can’t believe anything anymore…
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Teenager of the Year
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I guess you could say he’s a fascist slashist…
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who is having a better year? Is it: A) Angine de Poitrine B) Mark Carney C) Matthew Rhys D) E. coli ?
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope they siu the officer’s ass
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we just convert Stephen Miller and Don Lemon into petroleum?
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She is terrific. The complete package. Great voice, great player. And that is one of the nicest sounding guitars I think I’ve ever heard.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sylvia goddammit
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RIP
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Slugless.” Nice.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TOP 5 WORST BOXING MUSICIANS: 5. Mike & Silvia Tyson 4. Annie Lennox Lewis & The News 3. Roberto Duran Duran 2. TIE: Pink Floyd Mayweather Jr. / Big Rude Jake Lamotta 1. Boy George Foreman #Top5Worst
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, you’ve conceived children with him. That’s a nauseating image.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Damn it. And she seemed so trustworthy and noble.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shut the goddamn harmonica up
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nature made it perfect. I made it a hat. And also shirts. And mugs. My side hustle, yo. greatlakesapparel.ca
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please make it the latter.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a Gemini myself, I can attest to the fact that we are loose cannons.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are a champion.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is not an easy announcement for me to make, as I’m in the middle of making a coffee, but I will continue to not listen to Ed Sheeran‘s music, as I have been doing since he started putting out music.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your funeral, Fucko! God, wouldn’t that be great?
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let me count the ways…
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And also winning it.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gacy and the Sunshine Band
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Strychnine Inch Nails
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You’re on a path to lose so much more than that.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think the most tattooed ancient civilization was probably the Inkas. 
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To the Jan 6 rioters? The people of Ru$$ia? Don’t make me read this.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think if there was one Canadian hero who could’ve kicked the shit out of Trump with only one leg, it was probably Tariff Fox.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks! Great mastering by Philip Shaw Bova (nice n’ dark n’ full) and a great lacquer cut by Paul Gold at Salt Mastering in Brooklyn.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We both know that thing on the left does not deserve to be in the same picture as that thing on the right. The only thing they have in common is that the guy responsible for Thing Left once met and shook the hand of the genius responsible for Thing Right. But God love ya. And God only knows.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Should be fine
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, I accompanied Mel Tormé’s widow to see Les Paul at the Iridium Club in NYC, and Bucky Pizzarelli invited us backstage to hang out with the band. Les shook my hand and gave me a Budweiser right out of the band bucket, and we all chitchatted for about an hour. So I’ll always have that. 
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I won’t be crossing Trump off my beef list though. He’s been #1 for about 12 years.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fell on a knife 36 times?
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That also happens to be the name of my favourite German holiday.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This must really Bug the Germans.
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Dave Merritt @goldenseals67.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Downgrade a movie: - Jaw - The Demi-god Father - The Undergraduate - The Penultimate Mohican - Silverfinger
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