Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey @quadcitypat.bsky.social what about a friendly on tonight's braves v cubs? 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You will be visited by three spirits.static.klipy.comThree Amigos Iconic DanceAlt: Three Amigos Iconic Dance 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm old enough to remember when Is Mitch McConnell Still Alive was the most urgently unanswered question and we absolutely could not get a single sensible piece of information about it and we still don't know now anyway how is your day going? 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026NO NO GODDAMNIT NOT DOLLY YOU FECKLESS MANIAC WHAT ARE YOU DOING 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is my local bookstore and they're AMAZING! Constantly doing author talks, and I've pre ordered practically every new book in my library from them for more than a decade now. Lovely people, lovely shop. Please throw them some business! 0164
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Stayed up LATE last night finishing the incandescent "Alif the Unseen" by @gwillow.me and let me tell you HOO BOY it is a RIDE. I laughed out loud SEVERALLY, but also had my neurons exploded by the marriage of technology and mythology with a healthy cultural education snuck into the mix as a bonus! 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 28/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Last Of Us: Bill and Frank Eating StrawberriesALT: The Last Of Us: Bill and Frank Eating Strawberries 2102
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains. 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Shutter Island is just SO FUCKING BAD MY GOODNESS 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just finished Villain by @nataliezed.bsky.social - literally just closed the thing - and I'm completely fucking poleaxed. Hench was a glorious pandemonium, but Villain is an absolute fucking Armageddon. Complex, genuine, disturbing, hilarious, it's a goddamned literaturical singularity. #BookSky 1213
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My watching the All Star game rnstatic.klipy.comMajor League: Bob Uecker's One Goddamn Hit?Alt: Major League: Bob Uecker's One Goddamn Hit? 020
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Some irises from the garden providing their own fireworks! #BloomScrolling #flowers 040
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Quoteskeet with a gif of your favorite Pokémon! (wrong answers only)static.klipy.comMegamind Minion with BoomboxAlt: Megamind Minion with Boombox 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hey @chuckwendig.bsky.social, saw this in the Centurion Lounge in Harry Reid International. You've made it big now, my dude! 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"Just call me Han, Sirhan is my dad!" --Sirhan Sirhan, probably 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026...and multiply it by six!!static.klipy.comMegamind Scared Holding OrbALT: Megamind Scared Holding Orb 121
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Most 80's song you can think of? Incomprehensible lyrics? Check! New Wave? Check! Catchy-as-fuck hook? Check! Giant hair? Check! Concert video? Check! 80s fashion? Triple check! youtu.be/J5ebkj9x5Ko?...youtu.beDuran Duran - The Reflex (Official Music Video)YouTube video by DuranDuranVEVO 020
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Hey @tntsportsus.bsky.social - it's meaningless to mention "the geopolitical import" of the #RolandGarros women's SF matches today without stating plainly that Russia is the aggressor against Ukraine, and is internationally condemned because of it. Don't be cowards. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It's time for me to renew my yearly pass to the local parks, and while I'd love to just get the national lifetime parks pass it's currently got Fuckstain Von Asswart's face on it and yeah just absolutely not. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 18/05/2026ZOMFG @nataliezed.bsky.social IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE AT LAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTT 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Almost missed this dwarf crested iris on the Mouse Branch trail in western NC. This seems like something @carolinemyoachim.bsky.social would appreciate... 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Sweet Tapdancing Jesus the AI bros are absurd. "Product could accept a varying level of reliability depending on how experimental the (AI generated) feature is." Every product team I've EVER worked with would've murdered me if I pushed something to prod and said "it will have varying reliability". 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The soundtrack of Ladyhawke is absolute genius. 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I'm old enough to remember when Republicans letting the ACA subsidies lapse was just the absolute worst fucking thing. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Describe your Bluesky account with a single image 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I'm suddenly imagining a Dave situation where he's had some sort of massive arterial embolism and is now a potato and his handlers find a guy who looks exactly like him to give speeches but also he's terribly sweet and extremely liberal and suddenly policies start changing and they lose control. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 23/03/2026If there is one fundamental, overwhelmingly definitive characteristic of this administration, it is the unmitigated, unhinged, galactic stupidity of literally everyone in it. 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 24/02/2026@alixeharrow.bsky.social Just finished listening to The Everlasting and, in no particular order: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK HOLY JESUS FUCK SHIT It's just SO GODDAMN GREAT. Moira Quirk is unquestionably Una. Sid Sagar is a revelation. The book is ABSOLUTE GENIUS. Thank you, so much, for all of it! 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Fucking hell not Robert Carradine? Goddammit anyway. "No one's gonna be free until nerd persecution ends." --Lewis Skolnick 021
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Against my better judgement, I'm about to give Google's Antigravity a look. I admit to a morbid curiosity about how these so called "Agentic AI's" work in practice. Notre Dame Our Mother, Pray For Us. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Once while eating dinner with my daughters and my mom, my youngest (11 at the time) asked "Do frogs have sex? Oh my god are there frog vaginas?" My mom, mortally embarrassed: "Can we put that topic in abeyance please?" Me: "No, but we can put it on layaway!" Nobody laughed. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 09/02/2026"Contradicts the Official Account" is such a shitty euphemism for "they fucking lied". Great name for a Kentucky Derby horse tho. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Highlandermedia.tenor.coma close up of a man wearing a helmet with a skull on itAlt: It's Clancy Brown as the motherfucking Kurgan from Highlander, wearing a bronze skull helmet and armor and liking like he's about to skull fuck an entire army. 271
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 28/01/2026HOLY FUCKING SHIT @ESPN WHERE HAVE WE BEEN? WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW THE FUCKING MATCH AND WHEN YOU MOVED IT TO ESPNEWS YOU ACTUALLY CUT OFF THE MATCH TO SHOW TALKING HEADS WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS DOING PUT THE FUCKING MATCH BACK ON YOU HAPLESS CHOADS 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 28/01/2026This is the 3rd time in my lifetime that @espn has ruined tennis on TV. In the 90s they'd delay broadcasts then truncate them. In the 00's they stopped carrying it almost entirely but the tennis channel came along and it was glorious. Now they're "broadcasting" again but it's pay walled. Assholes. 131
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Hey @espn TAKE THE FUCKING AUSSIE OPEN MATCH FROM BEHIND YOUR SHITTY PAY WALL SO WE CAN FUCKING WATCH IT NOW THAT THIS SUPER IMPORTANT GAME IS GOING TO OVERTIME 030
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Hey @espn.com THANKS FOR SHOWING THIS MEANINGLESS FUCKING THIRD RATE ACC GAME INSTEAD OF THE AUSSIE OPEN QF MATCH BETWEEN SWIATEK AND RYBAKINA, EVEN BETTER THE MATCH IS BEHIND YOUR CATASTROPHICALLY SHITTY PAY WALL SO WE CAN'T EVEN STREAM IT WHILE WE WAIT FOR THIS GALACTICALLY IRRELEVANT GAME TO END 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I can't be the only person watching this on loop, right? 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Hey does everyone remember how wild it was that they held the Olympic Games in Nazi Germany in 1936 and the whole world just showed up anyway and then WW2 erupted a few years later? Yeah just a random observation, nothing to see here I'm sure. 010
