Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Don't sleep on the chicken bake that shit is legit 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Casts Doubt On" is one hell of a fucking framing of this absolute garbage explosion... 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026System Message : A Braves Fan Has Entered The Chat SpencerStridersMustache: AAARRRRGGRHHRGRGAAHAGGRRGAGHAHRHAGAHAHRRGAHHHR System Message : A Braves Fan Has Left The Chat 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on BlueSkystatic.klipy.comMLB Blue Jays Kirk's Funny Sliding MistakeAlt: MLB Blue Jays Kirk trying to slide into second, losing his balance by tripping on his own fit and landing on the base... Sub optimally. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026WE'RE GONNA KEEP BEING POLITICALLY HOSTILE TO THE FUCKING NAZIS THO OK 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS A FUCKING KIDS MOVIEstatic.klipy.comWatership Down RabbitAlt: It's General Woundwort of Watership Down bloodily murdering some poor bastard and leaving behind a mangled bunny corpse. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Took me a while to find it on blu-ray. Proud that I raised two daughters who love this movie. Can't watch Etienne Navarre astride Goliath thundering down the nave in goddamn parade march in the Cathedral of Aquila without all the hairs on my body standing on end. 030
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm a fan of one of our best set up guys giving up the first home runs he's given up ALL YEAR when we're 6 outs from the next round, NOT. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026OK but can we compost the rind or are the heavy metals going to make my garden soil too toxic? 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword." R. Buckminster Fuller Always loved that quote. 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026THE ONLY DANGER TO NATIONAL SECURITY DUE TO THE PRESS IS THE FACT THAT THIS ASSHOLE CAN'T KEEP HIS FUCKING MOUTH SHUT ABOUT ANY GODDAMN THING AND IS AS LIKELY TO BLURT OUT CLASSIFIED INFORMATION AS HE IS TO OH I DON'T KNOW INSULT MINORITIES OR HIT ON LITTLE GIRLS IN FRONT IF THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026YEAH DANG THE ECONOMY IS SO TERRIBLE WHY IN FUCK COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE I MEAN WE'RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE BUT WE MAY NEVER KNOW 001
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comMuppet Animal Looking AroundAlt: It's the Muppet Animal mugging for the camera 040
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026JILL STEIN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT YOU FECKLESS TWATPIZZAS 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Based on what I saw tonight this is eminently plausible. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How old are yours now? Seems like yesterday they were just tiny little things! 100
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We met them 11 years ago when they were 9 and 11, yeah. They're 21 and 22 now. It's fucking bonkers man. Where did our little kids go? 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This team has been so fucking snake bit by injuries it's criminal. Looks like he just slipped on home plate tho, think he's good. Man rough inning for both sides! 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Of goodness what a CATCH that was! Hope he's OK. 100
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Our bullpen is either lights out or... Not. Still anyone's game! 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yikes! I forgot Lopez was our first starter. Wonder if our offense will show up at all... 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Noted! 50 bucks to the series winner! IT IS ON! 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maybe just call it 50 bucks then? Thst buys a good bottle o brown! 100
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey @quadcitypat.bsky.social what about a friendly on tonight's braves v cubs? 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My first several read throughs of this involved my brain using the version of "lead" that rhymes with "red" and MAN was I confused. 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've loved the Steelers since the Steel Curtain and the Immaculate Reception days, but The Rapelisburger years (preceded by the fucking Vick years) (and now superceded by the fucking Rodgers years) have been a TRIAL. Can we just please ONCE not sign a qb who isn't also a clubber of baby seals? 001
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You will be visited by three spirits.static.klipy.comThree Amigos Iconic DanceAlt: Three Amigos Iconic Dance 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm old enough to remember when Is Mitch McConnell Still Alive was the most urgently unanswered question and we absolutely could not get a single sensible piece of information about it and we still don't know now anyway how is your day going? 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026TOO BAD YOU FUCKERS GOT THE CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS ELECTED 020
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026THIS IS SOME REAL BLAME THE VICTIM SHIT YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTES THE PRESIDENT IS WAGING AN UNHINGED AND POINTLESS TARIFF CAMPAIGN AGAINST OUR CLOSEST ALLY WHY CAN YOU PECKERHEADS NEVER FRAME SHIT CORRECTLY OH WAIT A MINUTE NEVER MIND IT'S THE NAZI THING 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026NO NO GODDAMNIT NOT DOLLY YOU FECKLESS MANIAC WHAT ARE YOU DOING 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This looks like something Obvious Plant would do. 000
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is my local bookstore and they're AMAZING! Constantly doing author talks, and I've pre ordered practically every new book in my library from them for more than a decade now. Lovely people, lovely shop. Please throw them some business! 0164
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026WE'RE THIS WAY BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS GOT THE NAZIS ELECTED IT WOULD BE SUPER EFFECTIVE FOR ALL OF US IF YOU I DUNNO MAYBE DIDN'T DO THAT SHIT ANY MORE 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Just moved my oldest into her first post college apartment and she's SO HAPPY and I'm SO HAPPY FOR HER but also GOD DAMMIT ANYWAY. How are we supposed to hold this many severe emotions at once it's completely mad. 110
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026#FOOTLOOSE3000static.klipy.comSlick Pocket Dance MoveAlt: It's motherfucking Christopher Walken dancing in Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice video 010
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I just went through a list of colors in my brain that I was going to say Hummus should NEVER be (e.g. chartreuse) but for every one of them I decided that actually that would be rad as hell and I'd eat the shit out of it. 100
Gern Blandston @godisdead.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Honestly I just... I don't understand what is wrong with you guys. Don't you see it? Surely you see it. 000
