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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying!

@goddessvicky.bsky.social
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She/Her - Bluesky’s Resident Queer Iowan! - Querying my first series of books! Writer of Epic Marvel Fanfic. Purveyor of Romantasy, Speculative & Magical Realism. Mother of Cats. Liberal AF. Rainbow is my favorite color!!

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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
If the world only gets to learn one thing about me, let it be a whole truth and nothing but the truth: I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City. WORTH IT. #goredqc #goredforwomen
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
If the world only gets to learn one thing about me, let it be a whole truth and nothing but the truth: I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City. WORTH IT. #goredqc #goredforwomen
A photo of a white woman who is wearing rainbow glasses and is holding something wrapped in cellophane in her hands
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #davenport #quadcities #iowa
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #iowa #quadcities #davenport
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Vee Haacke @veepoliticsonly.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings #iowa #qc #quadcities
A photo of a woman with pink hair, and a man. They are smiling. Photo of a woman wearing a rainbow skirt with a sign that says no one paid me to be here you Fanta fascist I hate you for free, no kings, free Palestine and the genocideA photo of a woman wearing a rainbow skirt with a sign that says I’ve worn heels bigger than your tiny penis. Fuck, pedo protectors. The GOP is a party of pet protectors. Get fucked Trump and release the files.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings
A photo of a woman wearing a rainbow dress, holding a sign that says I have worn heels bigger than your tiny penis
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Found our dealership’s newest mascot! Literally squealed with excitement when I saw him. Between the froggie, and the corn fields being harvested leaving groups of deer in pastures… it’s been an okay day. #frog #depression #hazbinhotel
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a cartoon character with the word take on the top
Alt: Lucifer, from Hazbin Hotel, says ‘take that, depression’
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I forgot about Israel. HOW could I forget about him? MM. damn. Reversing the Gaze HARD right now. #dragulatitans
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Besides it being the most wonderful time of the year, that also means Dragula is back! Yatta! #DragulaTitans #Drag
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Speculative True Crime. That’s it. Finally.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This new rug is everything I wanted and more!
A photo showing a rug. It is long and black, with pictures of cats and plants.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
We’re watching #MarvelZombies, and I’m sitting here crying because of the *chef kiss* father/daughter dynamics. #DaddyGaurdianAndHisGirls
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
My partner is taking me on a surprise destination trip for my 40th next week. I keep trying to get clues from him. Him: for someone who likes surprises, you sure are asking a lot of questions. Me: I’m a true crime addict. I’m looking for clues.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Me, watching House of 1000 corpses: See, if we make our front yard look like THEIRS, we wouldn’t have ANYONE coming up to the door. Him: Hospitality, by Rob Zombie.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"But they're your family!" Yep. They are. The issues I have with them are MORAL issues. AS IN, I seem to have them and they don't. I wouldn't take that from friends, I'm sure as hell not taking it from family. If you don't see fellow humans as HUMANS and just as 'illegal,' you can kindly FUCK OFF
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My partner: *says something* My brain: Oh, that's cool. [Don't say it don't say it don't say] Did you know Tesla was terrified of pearls and that might have been one reason why he didn't like women? Him: ... random thoughts, with Vee. Me: 🤷‍♀️
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Today, the lock picking kit I bought weeks ago finally arrived! Yesterday, my partner locked himself out & I had to run an hour round-trip to let him back in. YESTERDAY. *le sigh* But at least my future skills will be useful! (Not for burgling. No burgling. I do not burgle.)
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
MFW I hear a cop that’s been in the force for decades says he’s never heard of ‘sundown towns’
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Also, all it would take is RDJ and/or the rest of the Avengers to say ‘nooooope’ and boycott until Disney/ABC back down. @markruffalo.bsky.social would probably be down. Plenty of other studios. Values, morals, and principles are worth more than money.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
… for the record, my wife and I call each other ‘my love’ in messages all the time. 🤷‍♀️
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I worked at a dog daycare during college. ‘04-‘08. There was a golden named Mika. His mom worked at the University. He would “sing” to me when he came in. She said he didn’t it for anyone else. I cried when I told him goodbye for the last time. I think about him a lot. RIP, Mika (I can only assume)
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Anyone else get a comment on a story, and you wonder what chapter they’re reading, then you go to see and end up spending the next three hours reading YOUR OWN STORY? Because… uh… I just did.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i fucking hate guns
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
*local pizza chain delivery driver shows up* Us: think you have the wrong house, bud. Him: oh man! I was excited thinking it was for you! Everyone knows your house! Me: is it the rainbows and the dragon? Him: yep you’re known as the Gay Dragon house Me: the dragon isn’t gay, but that works for us.
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Vee Haacke @veepoliticsonly.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Newest note in my phone, jic. #politics #americanhellscape #abolishice
A note on the iPhone notes app that reads:

To the ICE agent that might hack my phone bc I recorded the govt kidnapping people off the street and called you a traitor:
I didn’t stutter. Fuck you. 
And fuck trump. 
Don’t @ me.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Guys. They weaponized flyovers. Against #SA survivors. To silence their words out. I will never EVER get over this. #believewomen
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Our cat, Linus Torvalds Einstein, acted as a supervisor during our card game tonight. We feel he did a so-so job. Kept trying to eat the pen. And attack the cards. Really, he was rather lackluster as a supervisor and it will be noted in his performance review.
A photo showing a dining room table. On the table is the card game Phase Ten, and there is a gray cat who’s decided that he needs to be the center of attention. We let him, because he is a dumdum and just wants to be included.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
#cats
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Me, to SO: Us midwestern girls are weird, KNOW we’re weird, & don’t know how to hide it. That’s what leads to events like today, where a couple told me they loved my bumper stickers & we had a conversation about Mothman & visiting Point Pleasant. That’s Midwest, man. #Iowanice #thisisaboutkatemartin
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Did I spend four hours reading a story I posted more than five years ago? Yep. I read my own stuff. And I love it. Which is one of the MAIN reasons authors do what we do: We discover in our brain the stories we always wanted to find, but never could, therefore we decide to write it ourselves.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
We’ve been in this house for 11 years now; and the first tree we planted 8 years ago is finally giving off shade! Yes! Now it’s little brother on the other side needs to grow big and strong! #trees #homeowner (ignore the pile of weeds. It’s a WIP)
A photo of a front yard on a street. There is a green mini cooper, a tree giving shade, a big pile of weeds, and a flag that reads ‘in this house we believe Black Lives Matter, women’s rights, abortion rights, no human is illegal, science is real, love is love, kindness is everything.’
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The fact that my niece shazam’md my roadtrip playlist 85% of the time is a badge of honor I will wear proudly. #kidfree #betterasanaunt #becauseiamnotbroke #soyougetspoiled ‘but she’s 24’ #didistutter
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Me, tipsy AF and yelling for no reason: “he wasn’t even on ROAD RULES. He was in REAL WORLD. he could have traveled the country, sky diving and bungee jumping, but he’d rather just, like, live?!? What an absolutely smelly chode. GO away, SEAN. YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
New shirt! #abolishice @raygunsite.com
A photo of a light blue t-shirt. The front features the Icee logo and polar bear, except this one reads ‘Abolish Ice’ and ‘keep families together’
No, I didn’t stutter. 
Fuck ice.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Me, tipsy AF and yelling for no reason: “he wasn’t even on ROAD RULES. He was in REAL WORLD. he could have traveled the country, sky diving and bungee jumping, but he’d rather just, like, live?!? What an absolutely smelly chode. GO away, SEAN. YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
... any one else calling into the case at 1PM where a judge decides if the coup happening in the MPD is legal or not, or is it just me? Asking for myself.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Reupping my story here! You want #queer representation? I GOT YOU, BOO! #queerpit #poly #bipoc #spec #mythology
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
**shrieks into the void** How can someone who grew up in the same GOTDAMN household as I did, come out so unbelievably UNABLE to take care of themselves!? I'm just joshing. It's because my parents enabled it. WHICH JUST MAKES ME EVEN MORE ANGRY Ugh. UGH.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
“What do you mean you have safety issue fears?” *blinks in queer* *blinks in uterus-owner* *blinks in native american* *blinks in ehlers-danlos* *blinks in Audhd* … yeah, no idea where that anxiety for the general world around me comes from. Total mystery.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
“Oh, I’d love to go for drinks, but the little bird in my app says I need to wind down for bed, so….”
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Question: I've been ordained since 2007, and have performed two weddings, with more on the way. Do I put Reverend before my name? AM I NOW 'REVEREND VEE HAACKE?!?' This is made hilarious as my new horror novel involves a shady AF religion... 🤷‍♀️
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Joy. I’ve got cluster headaches to look forward to next week. JOY. #clusterheadaches #weather
A ten day forecast for Davenport, Iowa. It’s rain every day from Saturday the 9th through Friday the 15th, and some sun on Saturday the 16th, just in time for our second annual Niece!Trip, when myself and my partner take our two (adultish) nieces on a trip, because we’re childless and can spoil them. One turned 24 this year, the other 17.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Had to switch up my weeding game when I discovered we had friends in the vines. They’re staying, as are the weeds, until they emerge as butterflies. Our yard is full of monarchs and bumblebees. It’s great. #nature #butterflies
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Why TF is there a male announcer in this #WNBA halftime?? This seems like a #DEI hire and I will not stand for it!! 🤣
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If you, like me, are disgusted with the Smithsonian and it's decision to allow Trump to rewrite history, please join me in sending them an email! Let them know this is not okay! info@si.edu #smithsonian
An email being sent to the Smithsonian at info@si.edu. The email is titled 'Impeachment' and reads as follows:
My name is Victoria Haacke. I live in Iowa and I visit DC regularly each year.
We make a point of visiting your museum when we're in DC.
We will no longer be visiting. Ever.
You have allowed this administration to rewrite history.
Your comment that you're turning away from it falls flat, as Bill Clinton's impeachment is still mentioned.
When did our museums and greatest cultural bastions decide that ONE MAN with ORANGE SKIN could completely neuter their morals and values, and make their work UTTERLY MEANINGLESS?!?
So. So disappointed in you. 
This is a stain you will be unable to remove.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Worst year for me so far? Other than my niece being born, that’d be the international coughing competition that was 2020. Fuck that whole year. #covid #grief #loss #trauma
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
#bipan #alwaysreadytothrowhands
A colorful photo with the words ‘I swing both ways… violently, with a bat. Come get some.’
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
And this is why I will NEVER be okay with AI slop. BURGERS? At Chipotle?!? GTFOH #AI #slop
A photo of an ad on Instagram. It features a man in a kitchen with the words ‘in my early 20s, I was flipping burgers at Chipotle while drowning in student loans…’
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
That was it. How? HOW does he come back from this?!? Lololol #southpark THE #trump #PSA I AM DEAD.
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Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying! @goddessvicky.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
South Park last night: Trump is suing thr entire city of South Park REALITY TODAY: Trump is suing the entirety of NYC
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