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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper

@goblinqueen420.bsky.social
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Depressed trans woman living in the PNW. I post about AEW, comics, video games, hellscape current events

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 3h
Little domino labeled "Hangman Adam Page says "workers' rights" in a promo"

leading to a big domino labeled "The Houthis have caught, and compromised to a permanent end, Danhausen"
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm going to let the actual GOAT respond to this one
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, and Charlie Brown has hoes
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is like the ultimate payoff for orange cat behavior, it's like an MLB scout coming to your high school game
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Megan Thee Stallion Finally Adopts Stray Cat That Visited Her at Recording Studio
Megan Thee Stallion revealed on TikTok that she finally a...
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 11/10/2026
Just a suggestion but maybe they should hire Gringo Loco to teach basing 101 at the PC. If just so poor Tiffy doesn't die live on ESPN and Netflix. (Video from @crashoutayala on X, The Everything App.)
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jerry Lawler wasn't available to play the child snatching villain?
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The character work in question was her dying her hair different colors
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Karrion Kross and Scarlet come close, but Al and Xelina have them beat
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tell him when he's slipping? But how are they going to get a message back to 1997?
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The warring visions of 40k as satire of fascism vs a celebration of fascism is the outward manifestation of intra-GW conflict between Assassin and Templar employees
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh ok, but what's the real number?
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What the Dogs doin'? Losing to the Bucks!
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She was ahead of her time in pioneering the look of "we have Mercedes at home".
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm so grateful for a second chance to see this modern day masterpiece in the theater
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Q. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here's the truth: nobody's this stupid, they know full well that teens stay in the closet now and keep it to themselves to avoid persecution. They consider this a success. They never denied that "same sex attraction" existed; they just were pissed at it being normalized.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 09/10/2026
INTERVIEWER: What was your favorite Matchbox car as a kid? CENA: "Favorite" can mean many things to many people. Favorite is a word and a concept that I treasure. My favorite things from Matchbox or any aspect of life are dear to me. INTERVIEWER: When you filmed— CENA: Also, I love Vince McMahon.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shit, me too
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vibecoded?
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shocked this country famous for lynchings, strangling Black men on the street, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders & arming genocides everywhere is doing a public execution by gunfire. This is NOT the American way.
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/10/2026
Body cam footage obtained by 404 Media reveals the first Flock camera searches ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge, and highlights how the system has turned otherwise mundane traffic stops into interrogations for drivers. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social scopp here: www.404media.co/watch-footag...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/10/2026
bezos getting a big HGH head and animorphing into dana white is very funny to me
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"What is the dog doing?"
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I tried to get into books once, it did my head in. Somebody created all this, made characters and made you envision them, become them, see what they see. It's amazing. I don't trust books". -Kota Ibushi, pro wrestler
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AEW fans are SAFE from another Codeh return
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh yeah, Indian or Chinese Jesus is just playing the odds
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 05/10/2026
“if we’re mean to them they’ll retreat to their bunkers” ok??? let them??? cut off the internet and electricity to the bunker??? seize their assets??? what fucking nonsense
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...
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Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
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Éibhear Ó hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org · 05/10/2026
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase tell me that all those "you should need a government ID to access the internet" people are rethinking this position now. [We know they aren't. Ed.]
The first two paragraphs of the linked-to story:

"Denmark has suffered a major data breach that has given unauthorised individuals access to names, addresses and personal identification numbers belonging to about 8.8 million people registered in the country’s central population database.

"The breach occurred after unidentified individuals misused a private Danish company’s legitimate access to search the Central Person Register (CPR), the government said in a statement Monday."
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My conspiracy theory is that Rahm is running just to make Gavin Newsom seem more palatable (but more likely they are both just delusional egoists)
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But making them feel good about themselves and "building bridges between San Francisco and the world" somehow is
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 05/10/2026
Does anyone know who originally made the Triple H Punch Out meme?
MAIN EVENT

"GIVE THE SMARKS WHAT THEY WANT. SHOOT ON HIM!"

LITTLE MAC

CHAMPION

TRIPLE H

"FACE IT, MAC, YOU'RE NOT GOING OVER!!"
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Instead of "some of those who work forces, are the same who burn crosses" why not try "some of those who work forces need more money for training"?
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 05/10/2026
I'm way over my head, and have no idea what I'm doing, but if any of you are artists, and might consider making relics for a wrestling game like baby oil, and a baseball bat covered in barbed wire, i'd be interested in seeing your art style. #AEW
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Any other rapists he'd like to tell us he's friends with?
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk if I have seen someone weaponize "I'm just dumb former wrestler you can't be mad at me" in the way Cena has with the constant Vince mentions. Any other mainstream actor saying this shit about a sex trafficker would be a huge story. Cena gets away with it cause "ah hes just a wrestler"
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids”
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chadwick Hatecrime and I don't see eye to eye on every issue, including whether or not I should continue existing, but I respect his opinion regardless. And he did wish that I would ENJOY the camps, and not to be miserable. So that's something?
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We? No dude, *you* did not do right by him. I didnt vote for Trump because my brain works.
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if one can't find any Republicans they like and respect, what if that's part of the problem? lmao
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All of the other Green Lanterns are doing cool space stuff just out of frame.
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The moment you put Road To on Steam:
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Shut Up And Take My Money - Fry Meme
ALT: Shut Up And Take My Money - Fry Meme
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there are any serious business people in the Bluesky offices they should consider getting rid of this braindead rationalist clique they have running things currently.
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So "enjoy the camps" is fine when directed at trans people but 50 strikes when said to a mod? Wtf
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The worst thing being promoted on mine was TNA Wrestling
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If wrestling is fake, then explain *THIS.* [waits forever for the blue checks to weigh in on this] 🤼
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Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper @goblinqueen420.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope can't run any local models, he's taken a vow of celibacy
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