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I'm going to try to post something every day. Let's see how far I get. -Arnold K. goblinpunch.blogspot.com

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Dandyman @throneofsalt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have been informed that ten years ago today - May 7 2016 -, Arnold Kemp of @goblinpunch.bsky.social posted the GLOG Happy birthday, GLOG
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Divine Patronage: A Separate System for Party Advancement
In the past, I've written about why parties should have their own character sheet.  The party sheet can track reputation, how noisy they ar...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I just had my first aura migraine. What the actual fuck. Why did no one tell me that I could go temporarily blind on my left side for no reason at all. 2/5 stars
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Bastionland Press @bastionland.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That's right, you can now try Intergalactic Bastionland in a very early, messy state. www.bastionland.com/2026/02/inte...
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Intergalactic Bastionland Public Playtest
Intergalactic Bastionland is now ready for public playtesting.  Go here to find everything you need . We're a way off the Kickstarter yet, ...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
MAGIC ITEM: "Out of Order" sign. Anything that this object is affixed to will break. This effect typically ends when the sign is removed. If you affix it to a bridge, the bridge won't instantly collapse, but the next wagon that goes over it will probably fall through it.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ROOM: The Coward's Door When approached, this door runs away, sliding away on the wall like a paper across a desk, bricks clattering. It zooms down hallways, hides behind tapestries, and will find a loop in the dungeon so it can't be cornered. Only when the doorknob is grasped does it halt.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Gender Among the Elves. Built from two starting premises. 1. Elves can change their gender easily. 2. Elven society is still pretty patriarchal. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2026/02/gend...
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Gender Among the Elves
There are only two genders: male and female. Men are strong, stoic, brave.  They protect the weak and build great things. Women are sensitiv...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
MAGIC ITEM: The Second Emperor's Wine. If presented as a gift, this bottle of wine requires the recipient to cease hostilities and share a meal with you. Works on dragons, undead, even slimes. This is an ancient covenant of hospitality. If blood has already been spilt, it's not a compulsion.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Die, Clerics, Die! A system for a party-wide shared HP pool (sorta) based on Cheer / Morale. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2026/02/be-o...
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Be of Good Cheer
The party has a shared resource called Spirit.  This is confidence or good cheer.  A party gains Spirit by (1) resting in safe places, (2) b...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
DUNGEON BOSS. On the mountain top. Wrackton is an evil blind sage staff fighter, Level 7. Death Wing is a Lvl 10 peregrine falcon that can fly 300 mph, decapitate knights in a single pass, and blow over a horse with his shockwave. He has the mind of a normal trained falcon.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
There are only two genders. Don't pretend that there aren't. So be honest. Are you a blacksmith or a miner? goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2025/08/dwar...
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Dwarven Gender, Continued
Remember that post I did about dwarven gender?   If you haven't read it--you're in luck.  You can be just as confused as Podrick, below. It...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Magic Amulet - Endowment of the Flesh God. Focus on a creature to see through their eyes and learn their greatest desire. If you fail an easy Cha save their greatest desire overwrites your own greatest desire. Also, your bloodstreams commingle, sharing the effects of any potion, intoxicant, etc.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
MONSTER: Atrocidon. Stats as ogre. Appear in packs of 1d3+1. Powerful lizard-hulks but effectiveness is crippled by their overriding urge for cruelty. Will *always* attack the weakest person. Will *always* go out of their way to trample a baby. Famously easy to control in this way.
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Clayton @explorersdesign.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
When you design obstacles or puzzles in a dungeon, you should pack the dungeon with multiple solutions. The weirder, more esoteric, and more flavorful—the better. www.explorersdesign.com/designing-lo...
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Design Your Locks With More Keys
Every adventure's puzzle should have multiple solutions. In this article, we figure out how to give all of our metaphorical locks a ring of keys.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Combat is only a fail state if it's too costly relative to the rewards. The costliness can come from HP, resources, or the player's time. OSR games tend to have hard combats, which are frequently too costly (unless the players engineer some advantage).
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It's April Fools, so all TTRPG bloggers should be looking at their old content and deciding which characters they'd put in their dating sim.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
A Monster - Emperor Tortoise Cruel carnivores. 800 lbs, but no natural attacks. Can cast *magic jar* to swap bodies with you. While piloting your body, they'll jump off a cliff or drown you. Then they switch back and eat your corpse. Cha negates. Plan B is hiding in their shell and screaming.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Magic Item - Ghast Pituitary. If you eat this and then eat someone's brain, you can learn *roughly* what they knew, but you need to succeed on a Cha save or have your personality permanently altered to be more similar to theirs. Another Cha save, or you'll adopt 1 of their values/goals.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I started reading Atlas Shrugged and yes, it's pretty propagandish. BUT it is actually kinda fun to read if you treat it like pure fantasy. Like LotR is also kinda propandish but we don't care because it's a fantasy world that doesn't touch our world.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
MAGIC ITEM - Green Glass Lance Once per day, when you take damage from a ranged attack, you may teleport to the source of the damage. If you do, you make an immediate melee attack against them with a +4 to hit.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I wrote a monster? Maybe it's more a dungeon hazard. It's mostly just a big thing that you run away from, meant to be The Big Thing on a dungeon level. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2025/03/the-...
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The Hungering Dark
Go into the earth, and reality will walk alongside you.   Walk further, and you will eventually be walking alone. The world is plastic down ...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Magic Item - Mind Bandit Amulets: Always produced in pairs. As long as both amulets are worn, the brains and eyes of the two wearers are swapped. Ends if one of the wearers dies or if the amulet is taken off.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A Trap and a Secret - Spear Ladder Each time the floor panel is depressed, a spear shoots out of the wall dealing 2d6. After pressing the panel 12x, you'll have a ladder made of spears, which leads to a hidden trap-door in the roof.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Magic Item - Saddle of Horsification Any creature that this saddle is strapped to will turn into a horse for as long as the saddle is affixed.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Magic Item - Transparent Paint Creates transparent patches when it is painted on objects. Allows you to see through thin walls and read the first page of books without opening them. If you drink it, you can see the insides of objects but not the outsides. It's disorienting; -4 to hit.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
What's the best way* to make a website that has a searchable database of magic items? Not just searchable by "sword" but also by "flight" or "cursed" or "elven". *best way for a less-technical computer person.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I revised the crowdsourced dungeon that we made last week. A lot of stuff got rewritten but I tried to keep people's ideas mostly intact. Probably more useable as a dungeon, but also less interesting as an artifact. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/12/blue...
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Blue Sky Temple, Revised
Last week, we made a crowdsourced dungeon on Bluesky.   It was fun and it yielded a cool dungeon with a lot of good ideas mashed together. ...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I wrote some Mushroom Men, Flying Worms, and Gremlins. There's also rules for cooking them, making them into potions, and crafting equipment from their lifeless bodies. You monster. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/12/mush...
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Mushroom Men & Monstrome v6
Monstrome v6 is now complete.  It's up to 60,000 words and approaching book territory, which is cool.   MONSTROME v6 New monsters include: ...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Brain worms! Take those photons right out of your LCD screen and put them in your brain. Get those brain worms on in there. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/12/brai...
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Brain Worms
Your blade pierces his heart and the man reels against the dungeon wall before collapsing against the floor.  A few seconds of labored gaspi...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
How I would do a Pokemon OSR game: your 6 stats are your 6 pokemon. Your class = your pokemon = your personality. Each one comes with 1-2 abilities, maybe you get a bonus ability if you have 5 pokemon of the same type. Nothing is lethal but if you lose too hard too many times you become an NPC.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Cute little one shot with a good "What does the goblin have in their pocket?" table. aswampinspace.blogspot.com/2024/12/the-...
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The Sunken Cathedral
Old School, New School, and Weird School RPG Ideas and Hobby Blogging.
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Tom Kilian @tomkilianart.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Riffing on @goblinpunch.bsky.social's recent fairy entries, I wrote about tiny people riding dragonflies for the blog.
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Gallivespians, Twk-Men, and Tiny People
Kev Walker, Glen Elendra Archmage   Arnold K’s most recent edition of his excellent monster manual, the MONSTROME , laid out some thoughts o...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What a bewildering article. Do any OSR gamers feel like 5th edition was written to appeal to them? screenrant.com/dnd-2024-dms...
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I Wish The 2024 D&D Dungeon Master's Guide Avoided Mixed Messages
D&D’s 2024 DMG sabotages itself for OSR appeal.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We did it, guys. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/12/crow...
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Crowdsourced Dungeon: Blue Sky Temple
I joined Bluesky last month and decided to pretend that it's actually G+ and the year is 2015.   This means that I'll be trying to have con...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Paladins from Hell! You summon them like you summon demons! Also the Monstrome is now in v5 and getting pretty chunky. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/12/pala...
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Paladin of Hell (+ Monstrome v5)
Work continues of the Monstrome. I'm now on v5. You can read it HERE Feel free to comment on any typos or confusing parts. I've added Craf...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Always Repost Veins.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I love how simple Record of the Lodoss War looks, and yet a whole anime's worth of stories came out of it.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This is good: strangeaeons.substack.com/p/servants-o...
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Servants Of The Worm
A visit from Josiah Graves, director of the Alabama School for the Negro Deaf and Blind. A pale spherical egg.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
More monsters! A couple of new ones themed for a mythic underworld that follows video game logic instead of Gygaxian ecology. Also version 4 of the Monstrome. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/12/door...
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Door Monsters (+ Monstrome v4)
Monstrome v4 is complete.  New in this version: Barlutra (Giant Otters) Smirches (pure evil shaped like a bird) Wolves, Etc. "Mundane" Anim...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The crowdsourced dungeon is almost complete! I've summarized the progress here: docs.google.com/document/d/1... We still need rooms: 14, 15, 16 and the big crystal rooms: 19, 20, and 22. Please post on the original thread: bsky.app/profile/gobl...
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GOLEMS & BARBARIANS
1 BATTLE Site of a battle. 2 dead barbarians, 3 dead porcelain golems. A mutant barbarian with crocodile heads for hands is smashing open golems for silver threads inside (worth 2d6s each). As s...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Your random encounter tables shouldn't just have monsters on them. Here are some merchants that you might bump into, both friendly and "friendly" ones. goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/11/d6-m...
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d6 More Dungeon Merchants
I reread some old blogposts today.  Holy shit, remember the horses  I did with Chris McDowall ?  Those were great. The d6 Dungeon Merchants...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Friendly reminder that Santa Claus is Turkish, is buried in Italy, and that his magic bones secrete perfume. Look it up.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Friendly reminder to fantasy writers that a "relic" is the body part of a dead saint that is revered. And "artifact" is any remnant or byproduct of human craft. Pencil shavings and bottle caps can be artifacts.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm still working on the Monstrome, trying to make a maximalist, useable bestiary. Just added morlocks, ogres, and skeleton jellies: goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/11/morl...
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Morlocks (& Monstrome v3)
Progress on my bestiary continues. I've completed Monstrome v3 !  New monsters: Morlocks Ogres Skeleton Jellies Thank you Louis, Claytonian,...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Crowdsourced dungeon! Please add a room! Don't be shy! Your ideas ARE wanted here! - Each corner (19-22) has a giant elemental crystal. - Faction #1: elemental golems who defend the dungeon. Falling apart and cannibalizing each other. - Faction #2: mutant barbarian raiders w/ mutant dogs.
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Anyone want to do a crowdsourced dungeon?
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A TRAP! Motion sensor door. It closes when it senses movement. Opens after 1 minute without any movement. The most obvious solution is to hold very still, then jump through. The pit trap on the far side of the door will hinge open when at least 10 lbs are placed on it.
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Zedeck Siew @zedecksiew.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Tapping this sign again. To anybody painting the OSR with a broad brush: you are painting over me, and folks like me. But that is your privilege, I suppose. To radical queer commie OSR: I love you folx. 1/
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'm realizing that I have a lot posts with themes of biology and identity: goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2013/06/a-sp... goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2023/01/some... goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2013/10/afte... goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2020/03/hype... goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2019/07/the-...
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A Spell Called Catherine
Mendalusus Trovalos Mendalusus is a wizard.  Although he is hardly a world-class archmage, he is known within Meltheria as a summoner of n...
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Goblin Punch @goblinpunch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This one ended up being more like a piece of creepypasta fiction than most of my posts, but I'm still convinced it's gameable: goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2024/11/cail...
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Cailish Andorum
Bospero I’ve sure you’ve heard many stories of Cailish Andorum, and his great sin.  However, I suspect that few of you know how it begins, o...
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