goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026most Christians have not contemplated Toland’s Pyramid of Contumely and frankly it shows 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026through careful science and controlled experimentation I have determined it was in fact the deli ham that gave me intense stomach cramps 3 days ago 100
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Me: I’ll be there in a minute, doing some important research The research: 100
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If this is your first time at Club Fight [Zoom in on a child holding a wooden club; he stands in the midst of a group of variously aged aggressive-looking men] You have to club [cuts to a rave, in the foreground the child is holding his club ready to strike and is also crying] 100
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026if we want to find new paths, we need to start by looking at where the old ones aren’t. 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026okay, my latest Lord of the Rings idea: character movies. example: here’s Boromir’s story. the second half is familiar, and we’ve already seen the climax, but not with this perspective. it’s 90 minutes long. 100
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026an important story in our culture is “once upon a time, an adult was trying to relax, and that was all that mattered” 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026answer (or map or key or something) to a puzzle I’m working on 200
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026ai will never capture the human perspective, just like no human can capture another’s perspective — only their own. human : human :: human : ai ::: apples : oranges :: fruit : fruit 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026… There is another theory which states that this has already happened. 010
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Perfect day for the last 1/3 of @fondalee.bsky.social’s The Last Contract of Isako. Made me think Frostpunk (as an fps) x The Continental (with samurai) x corporate intrigue. Great action and conspiracies, and all bound together by a provocative perspective on disclosure. Had a great time with it. 110
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026“… and you have been classified as ‘high risk.’” (From Porosity Valley 2: Tricksters’ Plot, by Kim Ayoung, as showcased at the National Museum of Modern & Contemporary Art in Seoul) 010
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Okay, LotR re-interpretation: Hobbits as gangsters. Everything is what’s in the book — hobbit aesthetic, hobbit dialogue, hobbit shenanigans, hobbit clothes. But they’re not polite folk in an idyllic countryside, they’re crime lords who are out for blood and everybody who interacts with them knows. 100
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026If we (the humans) can’t find value in humans and humanity, everything is nothing. 010
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/05/2026my role here? protect the people from wonggles. some may say the wonggles are here only because i am here, and yes, that is true. honestly i’m trying to figure out what to do with all these wonggles. they follow me wherever i go. 010
Reposted by goblin prophetTitania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Finally home after a perilous quest 🎨 Sarah Graham 584358508
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Here’s a great rundown of writing contests (and publications) that are open RIGHT NOW. Now that it takes less than 3 years for me to finish a 5,000 word story, I might actually be able to use lists like these as inspiration rather than chore lists. Accidentally started enjoying writing again. Oopsopen.substack.comIssue #3: 14 Competitions Open Right NowShort story, screenwriting and poetry: deadlines from May through June 2026 001
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026why does my cocoa packet have pelican energy. 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Notes from CJA’s blog Characters need: - Opinions & resentments - Favorite places - Memories - Disagreements at many scales - To do things they don’t like - A shifting relationship with the environment / external world - And also shifts happening in the internal world Go read the whole thing! 23110
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Safe for the moment… the robots can’t talk about us @faeriegoblin.bsky.social 120
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026“ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee” but it’s “sir, the marshmallow is upon *you*” 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I keep forgetting that character creation isn’t endgame. It’s something you can change or continue at any time (in the menu, although the timer keeps running). You can also accept quests and set goals. 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026My “Neir Automata ui” Firefox theme color-glitched while I was on YouTube today and for a second I wasn’t sure if it was actually part of the theme, and then reality itself crumpled around me but I relaunched the browser and it was fine 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Birdwatching on Mount Utsayantha, New York by Justine Gardner published in Prospectus, issue 4, Summer/Fall 2021 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Remember, if you’re saying ohm, you are the resistance. 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If however you WANT to say “om” with me at 11:11:11 local time Easter morning, here’s a sign-up page that will help me get you omsday-related support materials: forms.gle/AfPx86VaWyAA...forms.gleOmsday 2026saying "om" at 11:11:11 (am) (local time) on Easter Sunday 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/04/20264-5 is the next 6-7. Trust be, mro. (It’s tomorrow) 011
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Just a quick reminder about tomorrow, Easter Sunday 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Yoko Taro on his first directing job and having strong opinions on things no one else cared about #yokotaro 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026List of things that, if you say yes to them, indicate you might like my new book, (technically a novella,) Teenage Orca Rampage. Out tomorrow or lmk if you want an ARC. #booksbooksbooks 011
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Test footage. Disabling flashy thing next time. But I love slo mo liquid mixing. 010
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I’ve been struggling with how to deal with *gestures vaguely at everything* and came to the conclusion that the answer was to write a story about a teenage orca with robot legs who goes on a violent rampage against the asshole human billionaire who killed her family. Here’s a preview!open.substack.comPREVIEW: Teenage Orca RampageHello, , friends, Romans, countryfolk, enemies, adversaries, partners in crime, and other readers! It's time to meet Teenage Orca. 010
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Delighted to follow up to my previous post with the new, 100% human made cover to Teenage Orca Rampage. Will post a story preview later today! 111
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Okay, here’s the deal. A while back a buddy of mine made these with an ai image generator and they’re both so dumb. I love them so I wrote a story about a teenage orca who makes a robot body (pictured) to get revenge on the billionaire who killed her pod. #artistwanted 110
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026this world is ruled by the criminally insane. if you’re in charge and this is happening, you are criminally insane and should not be in power. if you’re in charge and you’re not doing anything to stop this, right now, you’re either criminally insane or you’re not in charge. 100
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026please enjoy my latest fully illustrated sci fi epic about Quumbi the Monkeyfish #shortfiction #digitalart #noai 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026In all truth, Good died this week. Renee Nicole Good was shot in the face through her car window. She was on her way with her partner to pick up her kids from school. 1/ 100
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026(looking with disgust at a playlist i spent several hours putting together) this is just songs i like 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025If the @housedemocrats.bsky.social aren’t owning this shutdown — “We are shutting the government down in order to prevent your healthcare from tripling in price” etc. — and pouring money into telling Republican voters what to tell their reps about it, they’re just wasting everyone’s time. 010
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Let’s do more together. Including pointless things. Just to remind ourselves that we still can. squidthebee.substack.com/p/experiment...squidthebee.substack.comExperiment: Togetherhear me out here 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/09/2025okay hold up @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social is the Southern Reach series really just an incredible riff on if “swamp gas and the reflection of Venus” was actually the reason for everything and they were telling the truth the whole time but it was way weirder than we knew? 000
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/07/2025nearly everyone has been to 7-11 or something like it, and in this way we are all the same. happy Human Day! 010
goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025ok so since we just straight up have a Nazi party now can we also like come up with a super basic platform we can all agree on and form a party around it called Decent Humans or whatever? if the vote’s gonna be split let’s at least put the effort into making an alternative that people actually want. 100