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It is a Well-known Fact that Goblins serve the Trickster Goddess

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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
most Christians have not contemplated Toland’s Pyramid of Contumely and frankly it shows
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
through careful science and controlled experimentation I have determined it was in fact the deli ham that gave me intense stomach cramps 3 days ago
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me: I’ll be there in a minute, doing some important research The research:
An image showing the query “how many chakras do cows have” typed into the Google search bar. The results show a lot of conflicting information.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
poem for today
For a moment, the fighter jet flyovers 

Distracted me from the bees

Buzzing from plant to plant, green and purple and white

Rubbing their fuzzy little bodies in the flowers’ fruit

Building the worlds they build


(1/2)
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If this is your first time at Club Fight [Zoom in on a child holding a wooden club; he stands in the midst of a group of variously aged aggressive-looking men] You have to club [cuts to a rave, in the foreground the child is holding his club ready to strike and is also crying]
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
if we want to find new paths, we need to start by looking at where the old ones aren’t.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
okay, my latest Lord of the Rings idea: character movies. example: here’s Boromir’s story. the second half is familiar, and we’ve already seen the climax, but not with this perspective. it’s 90 minutes long.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
an important story in our culture is “once upon a time, an adult was trying to relax, and that was all that mattered”
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A wooden square with what might be pollywogs painted on it, surrounded by metal plaques and a strange furry creature in motion
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
answer (or map or key or something) to a puzzle I’m working on
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
suggestion, courtesy of Weird Al
The text “put down the chainsaw” in traditional letters and numarunes, surrounded by ornamental chainsaws
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ai will never capture the human perspective, just like no human can capture another’s perspective — only their own. human : human :: human : ai ::: apples : oranges :: fruit : fruit
An excessively fluffy cat, water in a mason jar, succulents of various provenance, and a volume of Borges in front of a sunset sky above deep green trees, the framing slightly uneven because I can’t move where I’m sitting without disturbing the excessively fluffy cat
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
… There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Perfect day for the last 1/3 of @fondalee.bsky.social’s The Last Contract of Isako. Made me think Frostpunk (as an fps) x The Continental (with samurai) x corporate intrigue. Great action and conspiracies, and all bound together by a provocative perspective on disclosure. Had a great time with it.
A view of rainy afternoon Seoul with a physical copy of “The Last Contract of Isako” by Fonda Lee. A badass cover but a little misleading in that Isako is never outside on the tundra, nor is there a moon in the sky — but I’m 100% cool with interpreting it metaphorically.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“… and you have been classified as ‘high risk.’” (From Porosity Valley 2: Tricksters’ Plot, by Kim Ayoung, as showcased at the National Museum of Modern & Contemporary Art in Seoul)
A still from a film in which an Agent Smith looking dude informs a sentient mineral (who is sitting politely and demurely at a table) about their immigration status in front of a Max Headroom-esque background
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Okay, LotR re-interpretation: Hobbits as gangsters. Everything is what’s in the book — hobbit aesthetic, hobbit dialogue, hobbit shenanigans, hobbit clothes. But they’re not polite folk in an idyllic countryside, they’re crime lords who are out for blood and everybody who interacts with them knows.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If we (the humans) can’t find value in humans and humanity, everything is nothing.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
my role here? protect the people from wonggles. some may say the wonggles are here only because i am here, and yes, that is true. honestly i’m trying to figure out what to do with all these wonggles. they follow me wherever i go.
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Finally home after a perilous quest 🎨 Sarah Graham
Illustration of a mouse in a cloak with a sword, walking up the mushroom stairs to a door in a tree.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Here’s a great rundown of writing contests (and publications) that are open RIGHT NOW. Now that it takes less than 3 years for me to finish a 5,000 word story, I might actually be able to use lists like these as inspiration rather than chore lists. Accidentally started enjoying writing again. Oops
open.substack.com
Issue #3: 14 Competitions Open Right Now
Short story, screenwriting and poetry: deadlines from May through June 2026
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
why does my cocoa packet have pelican energy.
mug Perfect size for fit delicious cocoa put cocoa in mug p owder good mug is certainly not xenomorph-style symbiote with cocoa packet never could this be a perpetuatory repro ductive cycle
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Notes from CJA’s blog Characters need: - Opinions & resentments - Favorite places - Memories - Disagreements at many scales - To do things they don’t like - A shifting relationship with the environment / external world - And also shifts happening in the internal world Go read the whole thing!
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Safe for the moment… the robots can’t talk about us @faeriegoblin.bsky.social
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee” but it’s “sir, the marshmallow is upon *you*”
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I keep forgetting that character creation isn’t endgame. It’s something you can change or continue at any time (in the menu, although the timer keeps running). You can also accept quests and set goals.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Studying up
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My “Neir Automata ui” Firefox theme color-glitched while I was on YouTube today and for a second I wasn’t sure if it was actually part of the theme, and then reality itself crumpled around me but I relaunched the browser and it was fine
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Yoko Taro on being miserable
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Birdwatching on Mount Utsayantha, New York by Justine Gardner published in Prospectus, issue 4, Summer/Fall 2021
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Remember, if you’re saying ohm, you are the resistance.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If however you WANT to say “om” with me at 11:11:11 local time Easter morning, here’s a sign-up page that will help me get you omsday-related support materials: forms.gle/AfPx86VaWyAA...
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Omsday 2026
saying "om" at 11:11:11 (am) (local time) on Easter Sunday
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
4-5 is the next 6-7. Trust be, mro. (It’s tomorrow)
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Just a quick reminder about tomorrow, Easter Sunday
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yoko Taro on his first directing job and having strong opinions on things no one else cared about #yokotaro
Game designer Yoko Taro talking about he got to direct Drakenguard because he was the one with the most opinions about things no one else cared about
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
List of things that, if you say yes to them, indicate you might like my new book, (technically a novella,) Teenage Orca Rampage. Out tomorrow or lmk if you want an ARC. #booksbooksbooks
You want to watch a teenage orca wearing robot legs rip apart a billionaire’s private army, wouldn’t you? Sicko.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Test footage. Disabling flashy thing next time. But I love slo mo liquid mixing.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’ve been struggling with how to deal with *gestures vaguely at everything* and came to the conclusion that the answer was to write a story about a teenage orca with robot legs who goes on a violent rampage against the asshole human billionaire who killed her family. Here’s a preview!
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PREVIEW: Teenage Orca Rampage
Hello, , friends, Romans, countryfolk, enemies, adversaries, partners in crime, and other readers! It's time to meet Teenage Orca.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Delighted to follow up to my previous post with the new, 100% human made cover to Teenage Orca Rampage. Will post a story preview later today!
A book cover featuring an orca wearing robotic legs in front of a neon splash, with the title, Teenage Orca Rampage, in a horror / slasher font on a blood splatter. Other text reads “technically a novella by G. H. Locksby”
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Okay, here’s the deal. A while back a buddy of mine made these with an ai image generator and they’re both so dumb. I love them so I wrote a story about a teenage orca who makes a robot body (pictured) to get revenge on the billionaire who killed her pod. #artistwanted
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Minnesota was about the files.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
this world is ruled by the criminally insane. if you’re in charge and this is happening, you are criminally insane and should not be in power. if you’re in charge and you’re not doing anything to stop this, right now, you’re either criminally insane or you’re not in charge.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
please enjoy my latest fully illustrated sci fi epic about Quumbi the Monkeyfish #shortfiction #digitalart #noai
Title page for the story “The return of Quumbi” with standard letters and numarunes, and an illustration of the head of Quumbi the Monkeyfish The text “Quumbi was back” in standard letters and numarunes, and an illustration of Quumbi the MonkeyfishThe text “the end” in standard letters and numarunes.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
In all truth, Good died this week. Renee Nicole Good was shot in the face through her car window. She was on her way with her partner to pick up her kids from school. 1/
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
(looking with disgust at a playlist i spent several hours putting together) this is just songs i like
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
fall.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If the @housedemocrats.bsky.social aren’t owning this shutdown — “We are shutting the government down in order to prevent your healthcare from tripling in price” etc. — and pouring money into telling Republican voters what to tell their reps about it, they’re just wasting everyone’s time.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Let’s do more together. Including pointless things. Just to remind ourselves that we still can. squidthebee.substack.com/p/experiment...
squidthebee.substack.com
Experiment: Together
hear me out here
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
okay hold up @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social is the Southern Reach series really just an incredible riff on if “swamp gas and the reflection of Venus” was actually the reason for everything and they were telling the truth the whole time but it was way weirder than we knew?
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
nearly everyone has been to 7-11 or something like it, and in this way we are all the same. happy Human Day!
an evocative, jaw-droppingly beautiful gif with muted pulsing jungle patterns in the background, a big SEVEN ELEVEN in front, and animated text saying “celebrate human day.” because you SHOULD celebrate human day. which is today. seven eleven.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
ok so since we just straight up have a Nazi party now can we also like come up with a super basic platform we can all agree on and form a party around it called Decent Humans or whatever? if the vote’s gonna be split let’s at least put the effort into making an alternative that people actually want.
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