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It is a Well-known Fact that Goblins serve the Trickster Goddess

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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
most Christians have not contemplated Toland’s Pyramid of Contumely and frankly it shows
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rigorous, that’s the word I was looking for
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Re: his Disney comment, I saw a post this morning of him talking about how it’s a mistake to destroy evil at the end of the story. Evil is an idea and can’t be destroyed; true resolution can only come through, essentially, reconciliation (that was the idea).
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey, that’s where I GOT my schedule
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
through careful science and controlled experimentation I have determined it was in fact the deli ham that gave me intense stomach cramps 3 days ago
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Worth noting that the literature is inconclusive
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me: I’ll be there in a minute, doing some important research The research:
An image showing the query “how many chakras do cows have” typed into the Google search bar. The results show a lot of conflicting information.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looks like it has somewhere to be
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Watched this for the first time a few months ago and was just blown away by the contact scene in Act 3. It felt intensely like I was actually there. To the point that I felt compelled to write the scene as an oral history: theinterstice.substack.com/p/the-stars-...
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Main character of Part 2 (of 3), a teenage heir to an abandoned throne, makes a friend in the course of her story and starts a relationship with them after the end of Part 2. 25-year time skip and in Part 3, we gradually learn that that friend is this story’s villain, a profit-driven warlord.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Okay, this has told me *why* I need to take Fifth Season and Children of Time out of the TBR pile and actually open them, so maybe I’ll finally do that. Cheers, everyone.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Producing honey on the side. 

I’m not saving much for the for the future right now, all things considered,

But that stealth bomber was pretty cool.

— Washington DC, Independence Day
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
poem for today
For a moment, the fighter jet flyovers 

Distracted me from the bees

Buzzing from plant to plant, green and purple and white

Rubbing their fuzzy little bodies in the flowers’ fruit

Building the worlds they build


(1/2)
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
[The child’s club is aimed at grown man’s face. The man is being held down, face forward, by the crowd, who is chanting and hollering and jumping up and down in time with the club music]
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If this is your first time at Club Fight [Zoom in on a child holding a wooden club; he stands in the midst of a group of variously aged aggressive-looking men] You have to club [cuts to a rave, in the foreground the child is holding his club ready to strike and is also crying]
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
if we want to find new paths, we need to start by looking at where the old ones aren’t.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
this started when a friend quite reasonably demanded a shot for shot LotR remake using Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters. Meatwad would be Frodo and Master Shake would be Aragorn. i recommended Frylock as Boromir.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sam & Rosie movie. Merry & Pippin movie. The bartender in Bree movie, costarring Aragorn. Legolas & Gimli buddy comedy / action. Gandalf gets his own series.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
okay, my latest Lord of the Rings idea: character movies. example: here’s Boromir’s story. the second half is familiar, and we’ve already seen the climax, but not with this perspective. it’s 90 minutes long.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
an important story in our culture is “once upon a time, an adult was trying to relax, and that was all that mattered”
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A wooden square with what might be pollywogs painted on it, surrounded by metal plaques and a strange furry creature in motion
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@support.bsky.team is there an obvious way to add an alt tag to a picture after I’ve posted?
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
whoops, forgot to add alt tag: bpmgd v3klj tznqx 56789 ywrh1 acuo4 esf2i uoei
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
answer (or map or key or something) to a puzzle I’m working on
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The text “Weird Al” attributing authorship, in traditional letters and numarunes, surrounded by a glitchy frame
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The text “it’s time for us to join in the fight” in traditional letters and numarunes, adrift in a sea of abstract circly things
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The text “listen to me” in traditional letters and numarunes, surrounded by a quotation from Edgar Allen Poe
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
suggestion, courtesy of Weird Al
The text “put down the chainsaw” in traditional letters and numarunes, surrounded by ornamental chainsaws
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is @falseknees.bsky.social the movie
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ai will never capture the human perspective, just like no human can capture another’s perspective — only their own. human : human :: human : ai ::: apples : oranges :: fruit : fruit
An excessively fluffy cat, water in a mason jar, succulents of various provenance, and a volume of Borges in front of a sunset sky above deep green trees, the framing slightly uneven because I can’t move where I’m sitting without disturbing the excessively fluffy cat
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
… There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This kills the camera.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Actual photo of me
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The arts are more important than ever right now because they are the easiest and most visible way to show that we are not bound by the powers that seek to dominate our attention and energy.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Perfect day for the last 1/3 of @fondalee.bsky.social’s The Last Contract of Isako. Made me think Frostpunk (as an fps) x The Continental (with samurai) x corporate intrigue. Great action and conspiracies, and all bound together by a provocative perspective on disclosure. Had a great time with it.
A view of rainy afternoon Seoul with a physical copy of “The Last Contract of Isako” by Fonda Lee. A badass cover but a little misleading in that Isako is never outside on the tundra, nor is there a moon in the sky — but I’m 100% cool with interpreting it metaphorically.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“… and you have been classified as ‘high risk.’” (From Porosity Valley 2: Tricksters’ Plot, by Kim Ayoung, as showcased at the National Museum of Modern & Contemporary Art in Seoul)
A still from a film in which an Agent Smith looking dude informs a sentient mineral (who is sitting politely and demurely at a table) about their immigration status in front of a Max Headroom-esque background
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
These cans of processed sugars and carbohydrates are perfectly legal writer nip there’s no need to look back here
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
No no, the writer likes it. It’s a little harder for them to run, but I get free electricity all season.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My writer is full of energy but locked securely in the enclosure (for everyone’s safety), so I’m hooking the hamster wheel up as the input to the generator.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The paper also has a very specific texture and feel, which the other replier’s photo displays
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sam isn’t embarrassed to be caught dropping eves — he’s been ready this whole time to shank Gandalf if Frodo gives him the nod and they both make sure Gandalf knows it.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Okay, LotR re-interpretation: Hobbits as gangsters. Everything is what’s in the book — hobbit aesthetic, hobbit dialogue, hobbit shenanigans, hobbit clothes. But they’re not polite folk in an idyllic countryside, they’re crime lords who are out for blood and everybody who interacts with them knows.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ball is life // fuck it, we ball
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If we (the humans) can’t find value in humans and humanity, everything is nothing.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
She’s not on Bluesky atm but she sells her books etc through ullathynell.com. I got Faraway Dreaming a few months ago and it’s wonderful.
ullathynell.com
Ulla Thynell - Official Website
Art and illustrations by Ulla Thynell.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I think @domenique.bsky.social ‘s answer is the correct one
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
my role here? protect the people from wonggles. some may say the wonggles are here only because i am here, and yes, that is true. honestly i’m trying to figure out what to do with all these wonggles. they follow me wherever i go.
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is that a UFO in the top right of photo #3?
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goblin prophet @goblinprophet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
the ducks are back back from the ocean back in slow motion back in my eyes
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