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Goblin King Joshua

@goblinkingjosh.bsky.social

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Your new favorite Budtender. They/Them. Pansexual as FUCK! Retired craft beer slinger. You can find me here talking music, movies, books, and beer. linktr.ee/goblinkingjosh

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Ashley ✨🌙 @barelyashley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

REMINDER: we do not have #TechnicolorTerrors this week or next. However we will be back on the 24th with HAUNTEDWEEN. Straight from the Ashley vault of trash to your eyes. In the meantime, I will be off being a menace in Hawaii. @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social @i-am-estevan.bsky.social #HauntedWeen

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Houston Dash @houstondash.com · 04/10/2026

Sunday soccer XI 🤘

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Time for game two of the day. Here is going the Houston Dash get a win tonight.

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me either but sadly I am a bit used to it. There’s always a turd in the punchbowl somewhere.

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I literally just ignored them and it pissed them off. I learned a long time ago if you don’t acknowledge them they shut up and get made. She did just that.

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is such a thing as sore winners. To the cowboys fan sitting behind me at the Texans game today calling me a spic I hope karma gets ya. No one was ugly or rude to you but you had to make a racist comment when your team was winning after being quiet for 3 quarters. For shame.

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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Shop local. Shoplift corporate.

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thank you to everyone that stayed up late with @barelyashley.bsky.social and myself for #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre Hope you all enjoyed the movie as much as I did. A heads up for everyone. We will be taking a break the next two weeks. But we will see everyone again on the 24th.

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satscribe74 @satscribe74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Little girl!" 😵‍💫 #DriveInMassacre #TechnicolorTerrors

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

George Buck Flower is one the most underrated and under appreciated character actors of any generation. Dude never phoned it in and elevated everything. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Of course it is. He is Fucking George Buck Flower. Dude never misses in a role. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh yeah. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes and he wrote the script too. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The fact that George Buck Flower wrote this script is blowing my mind. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Neil Patrick Harris Mind-blowing Reaction (HIMYM)

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mdk1701.bsky.social @mdk1701.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We could use The Drive-In Crooner right now to liven things up. #DriveInMassacre (1976) #TechnicolorTerrors

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This film really does love the words “Sword Swallower” anyone else fully erect every time they say those words? … no… just me… ok then. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The composer of the movie #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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George Costanza's Bye Bye Felicia Moment

ALT: George Costanza's Bye Bye Felicia Moment

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Bugs Bunny Says NO

ALT: Bugs Bunny Says NO

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satscribe74 @satscribe74.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There's a comedy hidden in this movie. #DriveInMassacre #TechnicolorTerrors

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hottest couple in this movie. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Is it just me or does this guy give off hillbilly Roger Moore as James Bond vibes. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Flacid Stick Shift

ALT: Flacid Stick Shift

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He did. He just couldn’t get it up. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Fozzie Bear Wow

ALT: Fozzie Bear Wow

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Tim Robinson: What Are You Looking At?

ALT: Tim Robinson: What Are You Looking At?

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mdk1701.bsky.social @mdk1701.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#DriveInMassacre (1976) #TechnicolorTerrors

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Spiderman Twinsies Pointing Meme

ALT: Spiderman Twinsies Pointing Meme

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s about a dude not able to beat his meat at the Drive-In I think. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Worst improv ever. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“I just wanted to beat my meat.” You and me both shirt brother. You and me both. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

With all them nekkid ladies on his wall you know this guy totally FUCKS. He definitely isn’t a virgin. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Of course not. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Simpsons: Helen Lovejoy - Think Of The Profits

ALT: Simpsons: Helen Lovejoy - Think Of The Profits

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

70s police procedurals just hit different. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Sad Kitten: 'I'm Just a Baby'

ALT: Sad Kitten: 'I'm Just a Baby'

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Leonardo DiCaprio's 'So So Not Bad' Face

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's 'So So Not Bad' Face

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I know this portion of the score is bothering the hell out of @barelyashley.bsky.social right now. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I wouldn’t know. I am… how you say… an adult virgin. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This movie has everything. Murders, a simpleton that knows everyone and everything, a creepy boss, a score that was definitely made thanks to Qualudes and Cocaine, and a very uncolorful 70s aesthetic. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Bill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has Everything

ALT: Bill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has Everything

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes it was. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Barney Stinson: True Story

ALT: Barney Stinson: True Story

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Joe_Ted_Jerome @joetedjerome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Do you *have* any friends, Germy?" #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Family Guy's Quagmire: Weird Creeping

ALT: Family Guy's Quagmire: Weird Creeping

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can’t believe Dr. Hugo Strange worked at a Drive-In while putting himself through graduate school before trying to take down the Batman. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Community: Troy Barnes' Huzzah!

ALT: Community: Troy Barnes' Huzzah!

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Woman Points to 'THIS'

ALT: Woman Points to 'THIS'

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mdk1701.bsky.social @mdk1701.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#DriveInMassacre (1976) #TechnicolorTerrors

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Greys Anatomy Mika Yasuda

ALT: Greys Anatomy Mika Yasuda

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes please but only if I am making out with you. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Tim Robinson's Joyful Smile

ALT: Tim Robinson's Joyful Smile

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Steve Buscemi 'How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?' Meme

ALT: Steve Buscemi 'How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?' Meme

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This movie is starting off strong. I already love it. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

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Thomas Brackenreid: For Some Unbeknown Reason

ALT: Thomas Brackenreid: For Some Unbeknown Reason

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The fuck is Elton John doing with a woman at the drive-in? #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre

Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Literally I’m vibing on it but also feeling slightly creeped out. Thanks to my AI edible. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre