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Goblin King Joshua

@goblinkingjosh.bsky.social
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Your new favorite Budtender. They/Them. Pansexual as FUCK! Retired craft beer slinger. You can find me here talking music, movies, books, and beer. linktr.ee/goblinkingjosh

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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s finally time to play some Hellraiser: Revival
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WARNING: This video includes a random @allllright.bsky.social jumpscare. Viewer Discretion is advised
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time for game two of the day. Here is going the Houston Dash get a win tonight.
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hottest couple in this movie. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it just me or does this guy give off hillbilly Roger Moore as James Bond vibes. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Worst improv ever. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With all them nekkid ladies on his wall you know this guy totally FUCKS. He definitely isn’t a virgin. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t believe Dr. Hugo Strange worked at a Drive-In while putting himself through graduate school before trying to take down the Batman. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This movie is starting off strong. I already love it. #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fuck is Elton John doing with a woman at the drive-in? #TechnicolorTerrors #DriveInMassacre
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glee never looked or sounded so good. #MonochromeCreeps #GhostsOnTheLoose
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s the TEMU Rat Pack! #MonochromeCreeps #GhostsOnTheLoose
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ava Gardner is a damn Goddess. #MonochromeCreeps #GhostsOnTheLoose
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if the Little Rascals were from Brooklyn: #MonochromeCreeps #GhostsOnTheLoose
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We got 4:3 Aspect Ratio Supremacy!!! #MonochromeCreeps #GhostsOnTheLoose
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m back on snap. After a mental health break and being removed due to taking longer than a month I am back. Add me.
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wrote this deeply personal thing about struggles and what not. But then this can kicked it and I deleted it all. I feel good and love this thc drink. It’s like a liquid Warheads Soul Lemonade but with WEEEED!
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Saturday join the #TechnicolorTerrors Latchkey Kids as we go back to our Drive-In roots. That’s right folks we are showing DRIVE-IN MASSACRE written by George Buck Flower. So fire up your Tubi machines at 11:30PM CST and join your hot hosts myself & @barelyashley.bsky.social. Bring snacks!
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Princess Zelda and her favorite toy my ducky Michael Myers. Evil quacks today!
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WORST LESBIAN THREESOME EVER #TechnicolorTerrors #DemonsOfLudlow
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds like a very shitty RHCP song title. #TechnicolorTerrors #DemonsOfLudlow
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This movie is one more sarcastic line reading away from these two to becoming a very bad comedy. #TechnicolorTerrors #DemonsOfLudlow
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mickey Rooney would have ate in this role. But he might have also gone a bit racist with it too…. #IYKYK #TechnicolorTerrors #DemonsOfLudlow
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sybil is so hot. I’d so cuck Sybil’s husband. You know she needs that good dick…. #TechnicolorTerrors #DemonsOfLudlow
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sports coat and jeans… what is this the early 1990s? #TechnicolorTerrors #DemonsOfLudlow
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s time! Hitting play now. #TechnicolorTerrors #DemonsOfLudlow
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Add slutty WerePickle women to that list: #MonochromeCreeps #TheSnakeWoman
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn’t realize how boring Batman’s rogue gallery could be during Batman ‘66 #MonochromeCreeps #TheSnakeWoman
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bob Oedenkirk is in this!?!?! Why didn’t someone tell me this earlier? #MonochromeCreeps #TheSnakeWoman
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Both of these men are 25. Don’t you feel old now? Because I sure as hell do. #MonochromeCreeps #TheSnakeWoman
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eraserhead (1977) Directed By: David Lynch One Perfect Shot #MonochromeCreeps #TheSnakeWoman
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look that dude has got one of them weird little flutes you hear in those popular hip hop rap songs. #MonochromeCreeps #TheSnakeWoman
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s time! #MonochromeCreeps #TheSnakeWoman
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saturday night come join the #TechnicolorTerrors crew as we deal with muderous pilgrim demons that are stuck inside an antique piano. That’s right @barelyashley.bsky.social and I are showing THE DEMONS OF LUDOW. So fire up your Tubi machines and join us at 11:30PM CST for some hauntingly good fun.
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I figured Scully would be more of a Rose toy gal. #XFilesLive
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only thing missing on that roomba is a cat literally asleep on it. #XFilesLive
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had a similar interaction with my neighbors earlier today because their kid kept crashing his drone into my living room window. #XFilesLive
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We all know that if Scullg got in a Waymo she’d literally just be circling the parking lot the whole damn time. #XFilesLive
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like look at me and 95% of all of my dates ever: (I suck at dating) #XFilesLive
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Name something Elon Musk would never do to Grok: #XFilesLive
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s been a long while but I’m back for #XFilesLive also Fuck AI
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend and of course just a down right awesome person and amazing friend @tombs237.bsky.social
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s not a werewolf… that’s a Spooky. @barelyashley.bsky.social #TechnicolorTerrors #WerewolvesOnWheels
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe they are finally gonna fuck! #TechnicolorTerrors #WerewolvesOnWheels
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The fuck is going on? Did I accidentally put on Beyond The Thunderdome? #TechnicolorTerrors #WerewolvesOnWheels
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When are these two gonna FUCK? #TechnicolorTerrors #WerewolvesOnWheels
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s a beardless Wilford Brimley children. #TechnicolorTerrors #WerewolvesOnWheels
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These guys are acting so hard. Like it’s literally hard for them to act. lol #TechnicolorTerrors #WerewolvesOnWheels
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Goblin King Joshua @goblinkingjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What the hell is Neil Young doing in this movie???? #TechnicolorTerrors #WerewolvesOnWheels
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