Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyAvi Miller @avimiller.bsky.social · 05/02/2026When the enemy jungler mysteriously explodes 022
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyWrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look 186681781
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyMink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 11/09/2025For sale Cuck chair Never used 1163
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyMink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI 1187
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyMink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual) 1143
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026i always feel like i have imposter syndrome of mental illness, like i have friends doing worse than me and so i feel bad saying "im sad" when they say "my life is shit" 150
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Straight up gherkin it, and by it haha I mean my pickle 010
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Guy who’s SSRIs arent doing enough so he whales trying to get an SSSRI 1187
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Guy who has a fetish (object) but its the meaning of fetish (object) to mean object with some magic/spiritual power (fetish) and gets embarrassed when people think its a sexual fetish (sexual). But his fetish’s (object) powers is that it makes people horny (sexual) 1143
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyPhillip [FaBrary] @fabrary.net · 14/07/2025Wow 😳 Been playing around with machine learning models 🤖 Decided to try and find the objectively worst flesh and blood deck ever made 🙈 The results were surprising 🙀 fabrary.net/the-worst-de... #fabtcgfabrary.netFaBraryThe most advanced Flesh and Blood card search, deck building, and collection management tool 176111
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Yeah can't say I enjoy the existence of Grave "entertainment" Bones 152
Reposted by Mink, Valda Guyjust chase 🎃 @manacurves.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Magic doesn't do art like this anymore and it kills me 191898
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyBwipy, but make it Riptide @bwipy.au · 12/06/2025Bring back white bordered card reprints @fabtcg.com I want a competitive deck under $300 1233
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyAlice. (It/its) @aliceduckwhisper.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Happy Daddies Day, here’s to all the daddies that aren’t just daddies today but everyday. 021
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. Florian, Rotwood Harbinger is a textbook example of this phenomenon. 041
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025It’s been incredibly depressing to realize that I am the kind of guy that falls for girls incredibly quickly and that most women rightfully get a bit hesitant at men showing too much interest too soon. I just wanna love someone 2100
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025ITS TIME TO GAME open.spotify.com/playlist/2Xn...open.spotify.comHigh Seas PrereleasePlaylist · davcmink · 50 items 140
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Can’t even put a face down card from your arsenal on the bottom of your deck: Draw a card and prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to your hero this turn anymore. Because of woke. 0192
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I’m probably biased from what I do for work but its always funny how performative hating kids is. Like boohoo theres a group of 13 year olds on your bus get over yourself 150
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025For the past 2 weeks whenever it rains overnight this group of 3 fifth grade girls makes me go outside with them to save the worms 290
Reposted by Mink, Valda Guydrilandblood.bsky.social @drilandblood.bsky.social · 28/04/2025im ready to take #fabtcg shitposting to new lows 313417
Reposted by Mink, Valda Guyfabcrimsonhaze.bsky.social @fabcrimsonhaze.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Four cards to know me: #fabtcg #crimsonhaze 091
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025So he can win 2 protours but only goes 1-2 at armories? 0182
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. Nuu, Alluring Desire is a textbook example of this phenomenon. 0125
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025theres a difference between pathetic (affectionate) and pathetic (derogatory) and people need to learn the difference 060
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 10/04/2025JARL OUTDATED VICTOR OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED VALDA ACTIVATED 0121
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Any person who plays flesh and blood and is transphobic just lmk rn so i can murder you when we meet. I'll take the dq just let me kill you 0221
Reposted by Mink, Valda Guyfabcrimsonhaze.bsky.social @fabcrimsonhaze.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Huge congrats to Crimson Haze @runebloodraven.bsky.social @breadnik.bsky.social & close friend Jacob! Making it to the finals of Battle Hardened Milwaukee Team CC event. They all walked away with their first Gold Foil Legendary #crimsonhaze #fruitsoftheforest #cosmicawakeningfor20x2 #minmaxgames 0293
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyRaven @runebloodraven.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Got my first gold foil legendary today! Split the finals at BH milwaukee, big thanks to my team today and everyone on Crimson Haze back home <3 3312
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025YEAAAAAA GO @runebloodraven.bsky.social AHHHHHHHHHH 0111
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I'm drunk tonight, busy tomorrow, and stressed saturday so ask me questions to distract me from the horrors of life 020
Reposted by Mink, Valda Guy☆ Nana ☆ @bbspectra.bsky.social · 21/03/2025pussy out to the world... goons at his side... oh yeah. THIS is the bone zone #fabtcg 1212
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Im so fucking mad I thought of an amazing line with a girl I matched with but it was like 3 hours after 360
Reposted by Mink, Valda GuyLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/02/2025Doing some research and watching some vids to hopefully make me better at Yu-Gi-Oh 1131525
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Looking for a new commander deck to play Ask someone to give me a deck thats a 3 They dont understand Pull out illustrated diagram explaining wizards scale of 1 through 5 They laugh and say “its a good deck sir” They hand me the deck It’s a 7 2185
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Opponent: “so thats Bonds of Agony for 17” My Buzzsaw Trap in arsenal: 1253
Mink, Valda Guy @goblinboon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Please god make Kansas City lose without ever scoring it’ll be so funny 150
