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GnittWitt

@gnittwitt.bsky.social
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Nonsense scholar. Mostly talking about video games. 🇨🇦 He/Him linktr.ee/gnittwitt

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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you stupid or are you a special kind of stupid?
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many updates do you think The Witcher 3 is gonna need to fix the Remastered Edition after it comes out?
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe freaking Will Ospreay is making me want to buy Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced. Available in stores now.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The single greatest thing about AEW is the crowds doing FUCK ICE chants at the shows Everything else is the cherry on top.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Wire is a better TV show than Breaking Bad.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just think they should have known all this before the game got too far in development.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now that Remedy has released Control Resonant, they can finally get back to working on what really matters: The hotly anticipated sequel to FBC: Firebreak.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Marathon adds a PvE mode I can play completely by myself, or at least without ever having to talk to or coordinate with another human, and makes the game like $7, I think they might have something.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nick Wayne is a better wrestler in his rookie years than Chris Jericho was in his prime.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Symphony of the night is still THE best to this day.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He’s not over compensating at all.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 24/08/2026
I think the storyline potential of "Will Ospreay thought he could just be friends with everybody and never take a stand and now it is coming back to bite him in the ass at the worst possible time" is big, it's deeper than most wrestling storylines, and I wish that they'd done a bit more with that.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Because Disney doesn’t actually care about that sort of thing.
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"I don't see why people are scared of it. It has its own fucking audience that doesn't go around buying nerdy niche sailing games or nerdy puzzle games or tiny story-driven emotional deckbuilders. They just want to play GTA." PREACH
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ospreay is too inconsistent on the mic for my taste and adding Don Callis to the mix for this opening Dynamite segment isn’t doing much for me.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
100%.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hopefully Robert Pattinson’s To Catch A Predator movie does well enough that they can make a sequel about going after Donald Trump.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s a fake soulslike. A fauxlike.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 31/07/2026
The ghouls who run EA deserve to burn aftermath.site/ea-saudi-arabi...
somebody holding an EA logo as the almighty Line goes up in the background
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I once knew a treasure hunter who became a robot zombie pirate due to an unfortunate swashbuckling accident. His name was John Monocle.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No. It hasn’t.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Maybe the PPV is called Redemption because AEW is going to have to redeem itself after this is over.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That may be what they meant, but it isn’t what they said. “Why are we asking him?” is a specific criticism of the editorial decision. “Who cares what he says?” performs indifference while actively engaging with what he said. My reply addressed the wording they chose.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I didn’t say they can’t criticize him because they engaged. I said their engagement contradicts the claim that nobody cares what he says.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You cared enough to comment.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You probably shouldn’t book time off to play a new video game in a world where so many video games come out completely broken at launch.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Perfect Blue is one of those movies I really wish I liked
A 2 and a half out of 5 star review of the 1997 animated movie Perfect Blue
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John Drake @johndrake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Guys, if I have to say “who?” like 5x to figure out who the initiator of “the discourse” is that has you all worked up, imma go on a limb to say “you’ve gone round the discourse bend!” You gotta be able to read something dumb and just keep walkin friends! It’s 2026!
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pixels, Expendables 3, or Batman V Superman.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 17/07/2026
Discussion of new Fallout projects should be a big, exciting thing, even if all the games are years off. But doing it as a "well, we just made deep cuts but these studios can still produce video games, honest!" kind of damage control thing just sucks.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We don’t live in a world where people put their money where their mouth is.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/07/2026
what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
bro they're HOOPING out there
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Uh huh. Except for the amount of games that are barely playable on discs and require internet connections for software update. We can say some, most, almost all games are playable on disk without update. That isn’t all them them, still rendering the disc almost useless
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have no interest in the exceptions to the rule, and a game that’s playable is still installed to the drive…
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There is no way of leaning away from that, western devs or otherwise…
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Because even today you still install the entire disc to the storage of the console.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every day I think about how people who don’t make games utterly hijacked the videogame industry and then told everyone who makes games that the videogame industry no longer needs them. For all my rumination, I still can’t quite convey the scale and parasitic vileness of the medium’s appropriation.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Most of them? But that’s not what you said. You literally said all of them.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not all the stores are locked behind the ultimate edition of the game.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Good.
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Jordan Middler @jordanmiddler.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Taking Gears of War E-Day off PlayStation so that when it sells nothing you can justify putting everything else on PlayStation.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
No offence to OlliOlli World but this might be the most pathetic piece of shit Humble Bundle ever offered in the history of Humble.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It should be illegal to put a light puzzle in a video game.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Fable delay sucks. I was looking forward to that game way more than other big AAA titles coming out around that same release window.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No they’re not. They are 100% not fucked because they are bigger than the law and justice system. They always get away with the shit they do. Then, now, and forever.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football for the Nintendo Wii would have been a very different game if it had Michael Vick in it.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I thought The Sims wasn’t real enough until my modest family of 3 was renovicted and was told to blame immigration for their situation.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s gonna be really crazy when Marathon ends up being the last Bungie game ever made.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A great way to make sure I never watch your movie recommendation is to describe it as hopecore.
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