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GnittWitt

@gnittwitt.bsky.social
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Nonsense scholar. Mostly talking about video games. 🇨🇦 He/Him linktr.ee/gnittwitt

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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many updates do you think The Witcher 3 is gonna need to fix the Remastered Edition after it comes out?
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe freaking Will Ospreay is making me want to buy Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced. Available in stores now.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The single greatest thing about AEW is the crowds doing FUCK ICE chants at the shows Everything else is the cherry on top.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Wire is a better TV show than Breaking Bad.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now that Remedy has released Control Resonant, they can finally get back to working on what really matters: The hotly anticipated sequel to FBC: Firebreak.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Marathon adds a PvE mode I can play completely by myself, or at least without ever having to talk to or coordinate with another human, and makes the game like $7, I think they might have something.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nick Wayne is a better wrestler in his rookie years than Chris Jericho was in his prime.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 24/08/2026
I think the storyline potential of "Will Ospreay thought he could just be friends with everybody and never take a stand and now it is coming back to bite him in the ass at the worst possible time" is big, it's deeper than most wrestling storylines, and I wish that they'd done a bit more with that.
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"I don't see why people are scared of it. It has its own fucking audience that doesn't go around buying nerdy niche sailing games or nerdy puzzle games or tiny story-driven emotional deckbuilders. They just want to play GTA." PREACH
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ospreay is too inconsistent on the mic for my taste and adding Don Callis to the mix for this opening Dynamite segment isn’t doing much for me.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hopefully Robert Pattinson’s To Catch A Predator movie does well enough that they can make a sequel about going after Donald Trump.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 31/07/2026
The ghouls who run EA deserve to burn aftermath.site/ea-saudi-arabi...
somebody holding an EA logo as the almighty Line goes up in the background
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I once knew a treasure hunter who became a robot zombie pirate due to an unfortunate swashbuckling accident. His name was John Monocle.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No. It hasn’t.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Maybe the PPV is called Redemption because AEW is going to have to redeem itself after this is over.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You probably shouldn’t book time off to play a new video game in a world where so many video games come out completely broken at launch.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Perfect Blue is one of those movies I really wish I liked
A 2 and a half out of 5 star review of the 1997 animated movie Perfect Blue
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John Drake @johndrake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Guys, if I have to say “who?” like 5x to figure out who the initiator of “the discourse” is that has you all worked up, imma go on a limb to say “you’ve gone round the discourse bend!” You gotta be able to read something dumb and just keep walkin friends! It’s 2026!
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pixels, Expendables 3, or Batman V Superman.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 17/07/2026
Discussion of new Fallout projects should be a big, exciting thing, even if all the games are years off. But doing it as a "well, we just made deep cuts but these studios can still produce video games, honest!" kind of damage control thing just sucks.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/07/2026
what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
bro they're HOOPING out there
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every day I think about how people who don’t make games utterly hijacked the videogame industry and then told everyone who makes games that the videogame industry no longer needs them. For all my rumination, I still can’t quite convey the scale and parasitic vileness of the medium’s appropriation.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Good.
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Jordan Middler @jordanmiddler.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Taking Gears of War E-Day off PlayStation so that when it sells nothing you can justify putting everything else on PlayStation.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
No offence to OlliOlli World but this might be the most pathetic piece of shit Humble Bundle ever offered in the history of Humble.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It should be illegal to put a light puzzle in a video game.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Fable delay sucks. I was looking forward to that game way more than other big AAA titles coming out around that same release window.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football for the Nintendo Wii would have been a very different game if it had Michael Vick in it.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I thought The Sims wasn’t real enough until my modest family of 3 was renovicted and was told to blame immigration for their situation.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s gonna be really crazy when Marathon ends up being the last Bungie game ever made.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A great way to make sure I never watch your movie recommendation is to describe it as hopecore.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 17/05/2026
The combination of Final Fantasy fans and Disney Adults has created the worst-smelling fanbase of any single-player franchise in gaming.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If I was Drake I’d be embarrassed.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 16/05/2026
I think it's fine for Xbox to change its name to XBOX but also don't let that impact whatever your editorial style is. Companies do this all the time to try to put extra emphasis on their brand. Your job is to not fall for that and keep doing whatever seems sane. You do not need to write inFAMOUS.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sometimes I think people are too hard on user reviews for games and then I read a Steam review for a game on launch day where the user calls the game underrated…
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My university of Phoenix online diploma in Dental Hygienics came pre-approved with a middling Twitch Affiliate career.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I hate to be the one to say it but I don’t think Baraka from Mortal Kombat would be very good at giving oral. Too many teeth.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Met a Star Wars fan with a drinking problem the other day and they said “May the 40oz be with you”
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Yakuza games set unrealistic expectations for how much I can swing a bike at someone without killing myself in the process.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 25/04/2026
It's always tempting to look at the annual list of WWE releases and think about what they could do in AEW but at this point there are so many people on the AEW roster that I don't see on TV often enough that I'd rather just see Yuka Sakazaki on TV every week. An Evil Uno TNT run. Nyla Rose!
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You ever think about how the last shot in Terminator 2 is basically the last shot from Lost Highway?
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I think if you watch that new Spider-Man Noir in colour you are a coward.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Bold of Microsoft to drop Call of Duty on Game Pass after releasing one of the worst COD games in years last year with Black Ops 7. You’d think they’d want people to feel good about the brand again and get them back onboard with the series before the rug pull.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I have body dysmorphia ever since I tried wall running in Titanfall 2 while suffering from sciatica.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The real Farming Simulator 2026 is me streaming Marvel Rivals in a V-neck t-shirt that’s Simon Cowell levels of tight.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Social media posts shown on screen during AEW television will never not be cringe.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I can’t believe nautical miles were named after Don Knotts.
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GnittWitt @gnittwitt.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If Grand Theft Auto 6 really wanted to mimic the Florida experience the game would end 20 hours in due to devastating weather made worse by climate change
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