GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 22/09/2025my favorite character in deltarune is alvin. Alvin my beauty my baby wherehave you been all these chapters. 000
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 10/09/2025"Now, to our leafy friends." Miyamoto says as pikmin music begins to play. The crowd roars, "Pikmin 5.. TOMORROW!". 200
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 08/09/2025guess who logged back into his bluesky account 110
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I honestly hate Batman so much because he went from “just a guy fighting crime, no superpowers” to a man who could survive a free fall from space. This man has to be some kind of alien. 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 30/05/20250 divided by 0 is 0. Imagine this, you have 0 cookies. Right? So now, you take these 0 cookies and share them with your 0 friends. You still have no cookies. Now imagine you have 5 cookies and share them with your 0 friends, (that includes you) noones there to take the cookies, 0 cookies. 120
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 26/05/2025This guy has to be supernatural or something let’s stab him with burning steel knives to make sure he’s not a witch or a werewolf or something 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Glumbo I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy Damn 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Guys I think my friend is a vampire, he never shows up on camera when I record videos of him 210
Reposted by GlumboGlizzleberryGlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I forgot I could block people for a second 231
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The idea of saying “my child was an accident” is so fucking stupid like how do you accidentally give birth like “oh oops I birthed out another baby” like fucking fuck ass shit man 020
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Louie is NOT a hocotate on dude… how did he survive that long on pnf 404 with the limited breath juice he had???? Keeping in mind the time it took to go to and from hocotate 020
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Props to the guy who said props to the guy who said props to the guy who said props to the guy who said props to the guy who said WAKE UP who said props to the guy who said props to the guy who said props to the guy who said props to the guy 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Do you ever look into the clouds and wonder if this is all just a show.. about Truman.. like some kind of Truman show… 111
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I forgot I could block people for a second 231
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Last week of school until my suffering is over 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 10/05/2025You might be thinking, “I’ve followed him, but he won’t follow me back!” And just know, I won’t follow you back. I know, I know, you want to be followed by a Bluesky celeb like me, but it just ain’t happening! I only follow fellow Bluesky celebs! I hate my fans!!!! 020
Reposted by GlumboGlizzleberryCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Max is really going with 'Hits Different' as their new slogan? Get the fuck out of here. Remember when McDonald's tried to use modern slang and they invented the guy who fucks a cheeseburger 22781931049
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 04/05/2025HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 110
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Bluesky is the film studio that worked with whoever the helling fuck made rio 010
Reposted by GlumboGlizzleberryPartially Frequent Pikmin Facts @pikmin-facts.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Oh, well that’s a nice vide—NOOOOOOOO 812034
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I remember I had a dream where this toy truck at the doctors office came alive and I was like “yo papa my toys talking to me” so my dad said “no” and I turned back and the toy said “no one’s gonna believe you dawg” and he had this shit eating grin like I couldn’t punt the little shit across the room 110
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 29/04/2025If you ever think you’re dumb, just remember, you are. 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Wouldn’t be surprised if Donald trump just announced one day that he was ragebaiting and we all fell for it 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 23/04/2025You ever write something and look at what you wrote and just think “what the fuck is this supposed to mean” 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 23/04/2025So wouldn’t more tariffs just make inflation more-er since a lot of companies import things from other countries, which makes them have to make they’re shit cost more to account for the cost 110
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Bluesky if I got Bluesky checkmate I would ummm I would pay you 3 dollars ok please checkmark please 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Should I be putting images in my posts to draw more attention? Like should I become a cocomelon Bluesky account 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025“How much I suffered at the hands of seers” 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025ten ME to know ME 1. Pikmin 2!!!!! 2. Slime rancher!!!! 3.slime rancher 2!!!! 4. Pikmin 3!!!! 5. Pikmin 1!!!! 6. Pikmin 4!!!! 7. Babbdi!!!!! 8. Gmod!!! 9. Uhhh 10. Uhhhh 020
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Bluesky please stop giving me ai generated Charlie Brown Easter headcrab in my feed 010
GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 18/04/2025We either get irl Pikmin or terrifying tall creatures with super strength 020
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GlumboGlizzleberry @glumboglizzleberry.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I think it’s funny how when you have guns in horror games they don’t work but when you don’t have guns the solution is just to get a gun 010
