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Goon Wizard 18+

@gloaty.bsky.social
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he/him - 22 - Drawer of Weird Horny Things - Terror to All Here to ruin EVERY FANDOM! Minors DNI

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payton!!!.... purrcy!??.... @paytonpaytonpay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
erm
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BlimpDog @blimpdoggg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thats why you dont fall asleep on a beach Comic comm for @foxmallow.bsky.social
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Kkoa: The Director's Cut @kkoalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sooo P balloons huh
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Kreepy (3/3 slots) @creepykrip.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Totally "straight" white maliens end up being into fat kink and also they found a perfect victim..
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I asked for this in my mind
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Im sure somebody else has thought of this before but I would like to coin the term Autofictophilia
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something 🔞 [closed] @singulartesticle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
cuhmision for @netmelter.bsky.social
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SeymourCox @realseymourcox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Confident fish who usually claims to grant good luck from his little fountain, gets humbled by a snack #berry #inflation #sequence
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Strangely similar to a near perfectly semicircle cloud i saw a few days ago... makes u think
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Fatfur Foods @fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
An Entire Soda Fountain - The humble calorie champion of any convenience store. Assuming you drank every single soda on a freshly stocked soda machine like this one with 16 flavors, you'd drink: Over 1800 liters of soda About 700,000 calories (Inflation furs, you already know your mission)
A well-stocked soda fountain at a 7/11
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I forgot to tag this 😭 #gloatyocs_puck #dafocs_splint
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🔞ANALOG WHORER🔞 @fayseguts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @shishkeburger.bsky.social , Duke will NOT be okay! #uberinflation #bodyinflation
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
office yowee
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MONSTER @monsterfeast.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
why did he do that. is he stupid
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MONSTER @monsterfeast.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
because I said I would somewhere else
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splortdotwav🔞🔞🔞 @splortdotwav.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this guy right here boss
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MONSTER @monsterfeast.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ethical ver
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🟠
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silly🎈🔞 @bxlloonanimal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Your head is too small for my taste #uberinflation #headinflation
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Puffles @gummikafer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That scene went on for so long that if it went on any longer he'd just look like this. Oh Deer, Mike
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FreakWarehouse @brenstevens5.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Its summer!! That means its time to turn your friends into dopey little pooltoys.. use them while you can!!
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Collie Faith @blowup.dog · 08/05/2026
Remember when I turned Ceejay into a big stupid inflatable plant? I uh. I forgot to turn him back to normal. I dunno who the other Ceejays are tbh
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PumpKing Caz @piggucaz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I was overcome with brainworms last night when I got home and had to make this. Everyone keeps saying it's the cutest thing they've seen, but I feel so vulnerable and exposed right now, I was blushing mad hard the entire time I was making this lmao
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Bespectacled Imp 🌈✨ @batboyo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Careful trying to add a little extra oomph to your post work out bod... Hopefully someone finds him soon-ish
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
HEATT!!
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Carlain @atariariari.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nsfw alt Something something its a connection port lol
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Nikumeats 🔞 @nikumeats.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Got busy and forgot to post stuff here have a screenshot edit of Atomic puppet in the jar
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🔞 rhymes with "deer" 🔞 @spheremints.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
*a fifteen panel comic, five rows of three panels*

panel-1-deer: whats that deer down there doing?
panel-2-deer: oh, now its my turn to say it
panel-1-deer: wait, who said that?
panel-2-deer: you, next panel over, this is a comic
panel-2-deer: guess the deer below must be in a comic too, about... turning into a balloon or something
panel-3-deer: yup, bigger in the third
panel-2-deer: thats not me, is it?
panel-3-deer: cant be. theres nothing in this panel that would cause that. panel-3-deer: end of the page is here, must be two unrelated strips

*in panel 4, deer suddenly starts inflating and will continue to do so*
deer: wait, what the-

deer: oh no, this is the same comic! how do i stop this?!

deer: how did it even start?! maybe if i figure that out, i can stop it...

*in panel 7, deers thought bubble becomes panel 4*

deer: ...wait, did visualizing it somehow make it happen?

deer: in that case, maybe i can think my way out of this...

*panel 10, deer notices panel 13 says "pop!"*
deer: wait, "pop"?! i dont want to explode!
deer: i have to think fast!!

*in panel 11, since deer has steadily happened to rotate upside-down, the thought bubble becomes the upcoming panel 14*
deer: (please work, please work...)

deer: im still here, did it not work?!
deer: oh no, i feel so tight...
deer: i think im gonna-

*panel 13 is just the word "pop!" without any real indication of what popped*

deer: oh wow, i am a-ok and maybe none of that was even real
deer: no idea what that loud noise was

deer: honestly not sure how any of that even worked
deer: maybe if i draw it out i can make sense of it...
*deer draws this comic*
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🎈❤️ @vinceral.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
cw #objectum , lactation, fat arcade machine philip is ovulating again gdi #vvmocs
an arcade machine that is filled up with coins, its joysticks lactate like they're tits and it's pixel face sweats, steam is shooting out of his overheating circuits. sparks are flying out the the nearby outlet that its plugged into
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Gnasty🔞 @gnastystuff.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sketch page for @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social
a sketch page of a lynx, egged on by their friend, stuffing their face with baked goods, losing layer after winter layer, until they are too stuffed to move. or are they...?
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netherbunz @netherbunz.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
felt Dark. felt FUCKED UP. felt like doing a thing based off of @/pikpokit's work over on twitter
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netherbunz @netherbunz.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
oooh im feeling DARK. im feeling NAAAASTY
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DawnSystem @dawnbold.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
CW// Berry These new street brawl legendary items are CRAZY. #FurryInflation
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yes very good
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Daf 🔞 @dafreakech.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Every ceo get fatter now
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Goon Wizard 18+ @gloaty.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A delicious uhhh uhhhhhh creampuff
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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siggy!🏳️‍⚧️ @rubberpubber.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
if you ever find yourself inexplicably turning into a blowup Halloween decoration in the middle of trick or treating, make sure i'm nowhere nearby.... :3c 🎨 commission for @solarflame.bsky.social !
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Dragontzin Ⓥ @dragontzin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Wish, granted! #fatfur #FatFurs
Lumiose City (From Pokémon X and Y) seen from an aerial view, with the distinctive Prism Tower looming towards the left of the scene, standing tall above the skyline. A Lucario, fattened up to incredible proportions, has his belly pressed against the base of the tower. While the steel-fighting Pokémon is not strictly taller than the building, he certainly is bigger in terms of volume, evidenced by the several blocks that his sagging blubber occupies, spilling over buildings and sprawling over streets. 

This is a digital draw-over: the background was taken from an on-game screen capture. I do not claim authorship for the background.
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Bernado 🔜 FURST CLASS @bernado.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Onaka Game!
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Pepsi Weasel @pepsiweasel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Schwarz can't catch a break with faulty equipment at his desk job! At least they were kind enough to move the vending machine right outside his cubicle For @schwarzcrow.bsky.social! | www.furaffinity.net/view/63944309/
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Pepsi Weasel @pepsiweasel.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Almost out of the office, just gotta hold together till the elevator gets here... ...-crrrrkk-
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Pepsi Weasel @pepsiweasel.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
So @asterscape.bsky.social gave me the idea of Joey ballooning up in an office setting, so here he is stressed out failing to notice someone swapped his stress ball for a bulb pump. The pressures of office work, am I right?~
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