✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 10hmy brain, for some reason: “things are about to get really bad again. like, in general.” 6260
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13hlol I was about to text you I’m pouring the last glass from that bottle of red you gave me (👩🏻🍳🤌) 120
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13hI think we’re nailing it tbh www.instagram.com/p/Dehxxy3vLZ... 1191
Reposted by ✨🌯 jamieChannel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 16h✨WEEK 7 / THING 2✨ What can the stars tell us about this weekend's matchups? No, like, the ACTUAL stars: channel-6.ghost.io/mys-terys-st...channel-6.ghost.ioMYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 7The ruler of the Underworld tills the depths and sees what can be saved to harvest. 094
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 16hgoing back in time to tell my ancestors “get fitted for new custom fangs” is on my to do list today 0200
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 17hshout out the king taking his girl thru Sephora this morning, holding her basket and helping her compare lip colors 0331
Reposted by ✨🌯 jamieU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 19hCPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Tristar Products 6-Quart Power Quick Pot Pressure Cookers Due to Risk of Serious Injury from Burn Hazard The pressure cooker’s lid can open while pressurized, causing hot contents to be expelled unexpectedly. www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202... 39144
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20hYeeessss it would be one of my first Criterion Closet picks 120
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20h🤗 “it should've killed me, but for some reason... it didn't.” 140
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20hvisual representation for this week’s For The Watercooler; thanks @mattscalici.bsky.social and @cwdarney.bsky.social for letting me pop off on what this movie means to me! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f... 5656
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20hOh I did, because I saw it between sets of the show last night! 130
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 21hemailed a client back at almost 1AM because they couldn’t figure out how to work the search function in their own inbox or ask their own coworkers who were cc’d on the original email I sent 2230
Reposted by ✨🌯 jamieDavid at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 15/10/2026Like they coulda just given $7 million to RAINN and called it a day. But they did not. They gave $145,565 to RAINN. 0424
Reposted by ✨🌯 jamieDavid at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 15/10/2026EXCLUSIVE: Four years ago, the NFL pledged $7 million to non-profits as part of Deshaun Watson’s suspension. But that money didn't all go to outside charities. Instead, the league steered some of the money back to itself to pay for its own internal "training." www.foiaball.com/p/nfl-deshau...foiaball.comWhat happened to the NFL's $7 million Deshaun Watson fund?It didn’t all go to outside charities. 8296138
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I can finally share my queen of the damned sfx! Flying out into the crowd🖤🧛🏻♀️🦇✨ 31050
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I wish I could explain the phenomenon of getting explanatory replies to joke posts and joke replies to serious posts but metaphorical crickets when I ask things I genuinely want input about 0380
Reposted by ✨🌯 jamieG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 14/10/2026We're doing a thing! And it's free! 316745
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026talbot’s being a sponsor of ina garten’s podcast is perfect brand marketing 0190
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026any ladies in the tradies wanna come on How Did You Get Here? I’m especially interested in welding and framing. 34631
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I had half a mini Alani and I’m twitching like an eldritch creature crawling from its cave 2100
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026looking thru old Teen Vogue and Vogue issues with a glass of expensive wine 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 2230
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026while you were partying (watching a debate) I was out studying the blade (appearing on For The Watercooler) 0191
Reposted by ✨🌯 jamieAthens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 14/10/2026nice post you got there. be a shame if someone kicked off a progressively unfunny thread of jokes underneath it 11771
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026and as an additional footnote, this is what conservatives want. they actively work to remove women from public life and especially getting an education. 1503
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026in short: fuck you, people shouldn’t have to shrink when you’re the one who sucks 2693
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026the commentary around where and where not to “send” your daughters is the same bullshit about telling folks to “just move” from some areas. it’s not on us to tailor our life to violence; it’s on the perpetrators first and the community second to become better. 29711
Reposted by ✨🌯 jamieKatie Bergh @katiebergh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Criminals have been exploiting outdated EBT card technology to steal SNAP benefits from unsuspecting low-income families. Since December 2024, the victims of this theft have had no recourse & federal action to prevent it has largely stalled — for a deeply infuriating reason: 18437
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026@bamaslymm.blacksky.app I’m cryin www.instagram.com/reel/DeZ7KdC... 230