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✨🌯 jamie

@glitterburrito.bsky.social
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the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira actor who writes & podcasts roll tide linktr.ee/glitterburrito

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 5h
I can talk to the big man upstairs (spence)
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 10h
this might be the least helpful reply I’ve ever gotten
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 10h
my brain, for some reason: “things are about to get really bad again. like, in general.”
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 12h
You know ranch is foul 2 me!!!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 12h
also haven’t forgotten about your reading!!!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13h
I purposefully made it last so I could savor it!!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13h
lol I was about to text you I’m pouring the last glass from that bottle of red you gave me (👩🏻‍🍳🤌)
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13h
live laugh launch me into the sun
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13h
I will do a reading special 4 u, frankford
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13h
I think we’re nailing it tbh www.instagram.com/p/Dehxxy3vLZ...
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 15h
🙏
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Channel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 16h
✨WEEK 7 / THING 2✨ What can the stars tell us about this weekend's matchups? No, like, the ACTUAL stars: channel-6.ghost.io/mys-terys-st...
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MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 7
The ruler of the Underworld tills the depths and sees what can be saved to harvest.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 16h
going back in time to tell my ancestors “get fitted for new custom fangs” is on my to do list today
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 17h
shout out the king taking his girl thru Sephora this morning, holding her basket and helping her compare lip colors
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 19h
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Tristar Products 6-Quart Power Quick Pot Pressure Cookers Due to Risk of Serious Injury from Burn Hazard The pressure cooker’s lid can open while pressurized, causing hot contents to be expelled unexpectedly. www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
Dangerous pressure cooker.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 19h
direct complaints to 38 Godfrey at gmail dot com
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20h
aht aht, this is distinctly different than that!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20h
Yeeessss it would be one of my first Criterion Closet picks
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20h
🤗 “it should've killed me, but for some reason... it didn't.”
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20h
visual representation for this week’s For The Watercooler; thanks @mattscalici.bsky.social and @cwdarney.bsky.social for letting me pop off on what this movie means to me! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 20h
Oh I did, because I saw it between sets of the show last night!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 21h
emailed a client back at almost 1AM because they couldn’t figure out how to work the search function in their own inbox or ask their own coworkers who were cc’d on the original email I sent
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 15/10/2026
Like they coulda just given $7 million to RAINN and called it a day. But they did not. They gave $145,565 to RAINN.
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 15/10/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Four years ago, the NFL pledged $7 million to non-profits as part of Deshaun Watson’s suspension. But that money didn't all go to outside charities. Instead, the league steered some of the money back to itself to pay for its own internal "training." www.foiaball.com/p/nfl-deshau...
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What happened to the NFL's $7 million Deshaun Watson fund?
It didn’t all go to outside charities.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I can finally share my queen of the damned sfx! Flying out into the crowd🖤🧛🏻‍♀️🦇✨
Jamie in heavy vampire special effects makeup, that makes her look ancient, and a gray and black ombre wig
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
would love that
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I do! I’ll email you when I’m home
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
PLEASE!!!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wish I could explain the phenomenon of getting explanatory replies to joke posts and joke replies to serious posts but metaphorical crickets when I ask things I genuinely want input about
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 14/10/2026
We're doing a thing! And it's free!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
talbot’s being a sponsor of ina garten’s podcast is perfect brand marketing
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
any ladies in the tradies wanna come on How Did You Get Here? I’m especially interested in welding and framing.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh I LOVE
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I had half a mini Alani and I’m twitching like an eldritch creature crawling from its cave
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/10/2026
I can’t afford me
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
looking thru old Teen Vogue and Vogue issues with a glass of expensive wine 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
while you were partying (watching a debate) I was out studying the blade (appearing on For The Watercooler)
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Omgggg
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
nice post you got there. be a shame if someone kicked off a progressively unfunny thread of jokes underneath it
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ilysm!!!
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
precisely 🤗
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
and as an additional footnote, this is what conservatives want. they actively work to remove women from public life and especially getting an education.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
in short: fuck you, people shouldn’t have to shrink when you’re the one who sucks
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the commentary around where and where not to “send” your daughters is the same bullshit about telling folks to “just move” from some areas. it’s not on us to tailor our life to violence; it’s on the perpetrators first and the community second to become better.
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Katie Bergh @katiebergh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Criminals have been exploiting outdated EBT card technology to steal SNAP benefits from unsuspecting low-income families. Since December 2024, the victims of this theft have had no recourse & federal action to prevent it has largely stalled — for a deeply infuriating reason:
The main thing Congress has done about SNAP theft is to abandon a previous effort to help victims. The federal government had, since late 2022, been replacing people’s stolen funds, just as banks are required to do if your debit card is hacked. As a result, 753,929 households were compensated.

In December 2024, a bipartisan spending agreement that included a provision to extend these reimbursements through 2028 was on the brink of becoming law. But Elon Musk, who had been named a leader of the new Department of Government Efficiency, attacked the legislation more than 100 times on X, pushing to “defund everything.” (Musk did not reply to a request for comment.) Trump then sank the deal. Victims of SNAP theft can no longer get any of their benefits replaced. And with the government off the hook for losses, there is now less incentive to put money into the solution.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I need to retire to my quarters
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@bamaslymm.blacksky.app I’m cryin www.instagram.com/reel/DeZ7KdC...
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
got her hair done french braids now she A$AP
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my insidious super power is this
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@turtlekiosk
hey quit bugging me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
her cadence is giving “sound it out, honey”
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