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Dave "Glen" Pentez

@glenpentez.bsky.social
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Grower of weed, microbudget filmmaker, caretaker, and fiddle player.

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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 20h
Why am a getting an anti-Tallarico ad in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan? Fine, you sold me, I won't vote for James Tallerico. Primarily because I DON'T LIVE IN TEXAS.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just learned from John (the 82 year old Vietnam veteran that I care for) that during the year his spent on his back in a sanitarium for tuberculosis, he still smoked a pack of cigarettes a day.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So join the animatronic family
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Abraham, the father of Judaism, Christianity and Islam, married his half-sister and raped her slaves. His nephew, the "most righteous man" in Sodom, offered up his own daughters to be gang raped by a mob. His great-grandson was killed by God for not ejaculating in his brother's widow.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I blew up my TV, threw away my paper, moved to the country, and built me a home.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Helen of Troy was the original Gobbledy Gooker.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jennifer Lawrence. I know her grandfather (he's my grandmother's brother).
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In my house, the Beatles are a one hit wonder. And that one hit is Glass Onion.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Over the Limit 2012: CM Punk's WWE title defense doesn't main event, instead a cage match does between a top star & a GM who is a retired wrestler. Summerslam 2026: CM Punk's WWE title defense doesn't main event, earlier on the card is a match between a top star & a GM who is a retired wrestler.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(Requiem for a Dream voice) Ass to ass!
Yellow lab and piebald cat laying butt to butt on a couch.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I spy fellow UWO RTF grad Michael Patrick McGill (Tommy on Shameless) on episode 7 of Spider-Noir.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just want the Knicks to win the title because I want Spike Lee to be happy.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Today, my yellow lab shit on another dog's head.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This orange weirdo likes tummy rubs but can't be bothered with catnip.
Orange cat flopped on her back on a faded yellow chair
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My childhood church is now a Walmart SuperCenter.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
👻 Tobias Harris' Contract 👻 
@tholzerman
Lovecraft predicted Limp Bizkit

[quote-postint]
LovecraftBot @lovebotcraft • 9h
The rapping was now repeated with greater insistence, and this time bore a hint of metal.
4:56 PM • 10/5/20
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Skullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
french queer eye is called Homme Improvement
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
$4.25 assembling the Sunday sections of the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinal at their Oshkosh circulation office.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Jayngle Bells
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
Damn girl are you a Dodge Ram? 'Cause no decent human being has ever been inside you
Dec 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Beawoof
@ifneedbee.bsky.social
it's time to kill the music 
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Feather wishes the water in this valley wasn't so cold.
Yellow lab standing in inches of water
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Thread about John, the wild and wonderful man I have the honor of caretaking.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
*Levon Helm voice* John Ternus has surely come.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
18 years ago.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
New profile pic. About to perform my second role in the Sherlock 99 play, Ghost Violinist.
A mysterious figure cloaked in darkness, wielding a violin.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My childhood church got bought out and replaced with a Walmart where I later worked. It felt odd stocking shelves in the same place I took Sunday School.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
getting just my dick baptized so the rapture will jerk me off
September 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
@ratlimit
@ratlimit.bsky.social
Black hole sun / won't you come to the place / I belong
West Virginia
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Jill Krajewski
@jillkrajewski.bsky.social
doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.

wife: [sobbing] dig
July 21, 2023 at 2:14 PM
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
*Suzanne Vega voice* My name is hookah
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’m smarter than the average bear? Of course you are, you talk motherfucker you speak English, you wear a tie an understand cultural nuance, what sort of creature is gifted with such a blessing and uses it primarily to steal pies? this ungrateful pig that’s who, I’d seal him in a bunker if I could
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Alex Jaffe "Alex Jaffe" Al...
@alexjaffe.bsky.social
WOOP! WOOP! That's the sound of Für Elise
July 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Swedish Chef
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
bakoon
@bakoon.bsky.social
Picture, if you will, a box. This box, when pressed, will give you ten thousand dollars, instantly, in exchange for killing one police officer currently on duty. The question remains wait, stop pressing it. Let me finish my monologue before we do the Twil- wait. Come on you are just mashing it now.
November 15, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Keifer
@dannyvegito.bsky.social

me: you call that a blowjob? I didn't even cum

the samurai who sucked me off:
are you sure?

me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]
Jul 23, 2023 at 1:23 AM
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 24/03/2026
at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Lydia Tár Tár Bink's 
@robdelaney
Dildo I just found in my hotel's air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo.
7:23 PM • Jun 20, 2014
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
howie
@EIResisto
Prosecutor: You smoke good, correct?
Me: yes.
P: fire?
Me: No -- Reggie. Nothing above mids.
P: Can you explain this tweet then from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud"?
M: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.
P: I see.
10:21 PM • 2021-02-19
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Jeff 
@usedwigs
painting of first known ska musician
[painting of an olde tyme guy blasting a trumpet at a lady who is covering her ears and seems mad]
10:52 PM • 2022-08-24
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
11:18 PM • 2018-10-29
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Cast of 1997 Fox series Roar, including Heath Ledger
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This post has been brought to you by Big Soda.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
@danhausen.bsky.social my roommate had no idea when he got dressed this morning.
Shaun watching Danhausen's WWE debut while wearing a Danhausen shirt.
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Whoever said there's diversity on StarFleet Academy was lying. There's no diversity, every single person on this show is hot. Are there no ugly people in the future?
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Dave "Glen" Pentez @glenpentez.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I showed Strip Law to the 81 year old disabled veteran I take care of. He doesn't care for animated shows, and he was laughing so hard I had to pause the show so he could change his Depends.
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