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sab🇧🇦𓅃

@gl00m.bsky.social
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hi! here for The Discourse™. ask me about burek. i like junk food and complaining. Chicago via Sarajevo

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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well maybe think about that next time you choose to be a scholar filled with various organs instead of a doomsday weapon
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gilmore Girls' dog is named cloaca and i don't want to hear any pushback
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the distant future I will caution my great-grandchildren to immediately close any recipe that references ~"the world's highest smokepoint oil"~ because it's just an ad for a specific algae oil company, and they will immediately assume I have dementia
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is every "remastered" song released between like ~2008-2016 worse than the original? Can I blame 9/11 for this?
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh, to be low stress and low poly. a girl can dream.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you wish you were Down With a Sickness (which is neither covid nor the flu if my shitty test is to be believed), yelling at people for being bad at Helldivers, and vibing to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW4g...
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Casiopea - Tears Of The Star (Mint Jams, 1982) [Glitchless]
YouTube video by Kimi no Station: The Home of City Pop
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
got to hand it to Wendy's for selling a baked potato in a drive thru, that's as ambitious as it is respectable
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The best part of a GTA release is the hysteria the comes with it - salaciousness, family values types with smoke and mirror arguments, hysterics on every level. We need this more regularly. It's like cleaning out our societal fridge.
ck.es
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you ever look at your coffee maker and think, gee, I wish this thing cost several hundred dollars and broke all the time
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oooh this might get good, I remember how mad they were about CJ
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was hesitant to go to the Renaissance Fair, but i shot bows, crossbows, threw knives, played with replicas of early firearms, and tried on heavy armor while slamming many drinks. 10/10 experience and great company and vibes all around. Nevermind that i am dirty and covered in small wounds
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Little me wanted a Gateway computer SO bad because I thought the whole things were cow patterned - the computer, monitor, mouse, keyboard, speakers, etc
Cow patterned Gateway computer boxes
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
look out everyone, the most boring people from your dating app are infiltrating bluesky
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sure I moved my family to a state with regressive social policies, but the gas station that sells branded t shirts evened out the deal
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was on a Tim Curry kick just the other day and this was a great read - what a great guy, huge talent, clearly a lot if fun to work with.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I know I'm cynical to a fault but this is a brilliant play if Carney is making it up - buys easy points with the Quebecoise, and if US denies the claim, lays bare their anti-pluralism as white nationalism and loses points with MAGA's remaining 20% base who are probably absolutists w/r/t bilingualism
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In 1996 an "internet solution" was probably helpful software or a manual or whatever. In 2026 it's a Faraday cage and a firearm with armor piercing rounds.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
TGITC Thank God it's Tim Curry Love the way he allllmost makes himself laugh at the last second.
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Gourd @gourdisin.space · 18/08/2026
Having a drink and reflecting on the events of the day
Baby deer with it's head against a tree as if it was bashing it against it with the text "stupid stupid stupid"
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Liberty is a Calvinist ponzi scheme
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is extremely niche but is anyone aware of the Madeline "Maddy" Czura doxxing spam happening on IRC servers? Various techy channels on Freenode and Quakenet are affected, has been happening for months. They post her address, phone, family, all this info. Many channels seem dead otherwise.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was about to qt that Giuliani headline with some bs, but my phone autocorrected his name to "Rugby Giuliano" and that's funnier than anything I had in the barrel.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Off to Dick's Sporting Goods (Nordstrom for people from Colorado) to purchase hideously unflattering but waterproof technofabrics because I stubbornly didn't sell my outdoor concert tix for tonight.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Petition to castrate whoever at paypal decided to mandate three factor authentication - password, phone code, AND email code. Would literally prefer someone steal my cc info
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey Arnold claims to have been set in Seattle, and yet: • Gerald wears a #33 Bulls jersey (that's Scottie Pippen! Not MJ!) • They attempt to make the world's largest pizza puff Hey Arnold was set in Chicago and the creators have been paid off to deny the truth www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbr...
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The World's Biggest Pizza Puff | Hey Arnold! | Nicktoons
YouTube video by Nicktoons
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
4 am quesadilla because sleep hygiene is a lie spread by Big Bed
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I remember the Iraq war: photos of fast food franchises and ice cream on-base, smiling soldiers playing Xbox while reports of war crimes trickled in. Forgive me if I don't clutch my pearls for uncomfortable soldiers sitting safely on a warship in a place they shouldn't be anyway.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Canned margs chilling in the freezer. New mouse and misc. parts ready to party. A co op online game with slightly inebriated friends far away. Friiiiday night 🥂
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*logs u out of the bsky app* heh... nothin personnel, kid
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This person has replies and QT's disabled 🙄❄️, but this has been RT'd by big accounts, so let's correct the record here: this was a race between three candidates: Biss (who won), Laura Fine, and big scary Kat Abughazaleh. AIPAC funded Laura Fine.
Account "nutedawn" QTing Kat Abughazaleh claiming she is "spewing lies" by saying AIPAC bought her election.
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🎃 🧙🏻‍♀️Yell 👻 Growler💀🎃 @yaelwrites.com · 26/07/2026
Super quick BADBOOL update: I added instructions for opting out of Unite4 Heritage and OpenDataUSA (which has political donations), and to remove the now-defunct Neighbor Report. github.com/yaelwrites/B...
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GitHub - yaelwrites/Big-Ass-Data-Broker-Opt-Out-List
Contribute to yaelwrites/Big-Ass-Data-Broker-Opt-Out-List development by creating an account on GitHub.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Brave of Serial Experiments Lain to assume I'm paying more than 65-85% attention *restarts series from episode 01 for fifth time*
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If they don't start selling me sardines in olive oil for approximately $2 again I will commit crimes against whoever the "fishwife" is. I don't know where she came from but I want her gone.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Some day BevMo will offer you a $5 pint of VSOP cognac. It is important that you politely decline their offer.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The O'Five in Cyberpunk has become one of my all time fav weapons from any game. Big, heavy, massive damage, and I'm enough of a scrub to be able to oneshot droogs at close-ish range with it. Lvl 51, starting the Phantom Liberty storyline finally after a 2nd main storyline playthru.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Men at the bar: Hi, what's your name? What do you do for work? Women doing stand up: Hi, what's your name? What do you do for work?
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Good late nite convos with radical friends help stave off the sting of my immigration case clients who just gave the fuck up (who can blame them?) US man, Iranian woman - met in Turkey, fell in love, got engaged, ran afoul of Trump's immigration ban. They settled in Armenia. Both work remote. 🥂
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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Unearthed audio reveals David Brouillette, the ICE agent who killed a man in Maine, threatening to slit his ex-wife's throat: "Every single female in your bloodline is nothing but a disgusting, fat [bleep]. All of you should have your throats slit."
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
maybe if we just let canada burn all the way this year, they won't be able to do this to us again
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have a lady from Des Plaines come over once per week, here are a few places she's called "downtown" - Rogers Park, Wicker Park, Six Corners (Irving Park/Cicero/Milwaukee intersection), Edgewater I just want to know where the line is
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Always happy to have @raxkingisdead.bsky.social in Hell World. Today she writes about the band Crass and the long simmering tensions in punk music between the art-educated left wing and the working class. www.welcometohellworld.com/a-conflict-a...
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A conflict as old as punk itself
Rax King on Crass
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I feel this way about *the* gold coast but I am constantly told I am wrong
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yessss. Okay soon I will try to downgrade my PS3's firmware so I can use Linux on it again. All I play on it is Gran Turismo and Elder Scrolls when I'm smoked out.
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4if9... don't mind me, just screaming along to this song and imagining my 2007 self screaming along with me :)
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Tilly & the Wall - Rainbows in the Dark (Music Video)
YouTube video by Team Love Records
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Love that they made him into a lego man but i do not understand why
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's starting to feel like Unreal is to gaming what Sysco is to hospitality
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bird 🇵🇸 @pjevica.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Gourd @gourdisin.space · 30/01/2025
Shinji in the chair surrounded by buzzwords
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Prediction: Saka finds the Redeemer and flies it into himself
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sab🇧🇦𓅃 @gl00m.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Threads' parent Facebook/Meta profits enormously from Alex Jones' brand of disinformation. Of course they ban the Onion's InfoWars, it's bad for their business model (which is riling up nitwits into misdirected fits of paranoia-induced rage)
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