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michael (derogatory)

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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 12h
literal poaster’s disease
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 12h
Me, in the last three weeks for a campaign my day job depends on, after spewing my entire stomach and running between rooms at an event and staring at a floor on a ride home so I didn’t destroy our chief of staff’s car interior, waking up 2hrs later and grasping at my phone: “must.. post….”
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
:((((
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listening to Selena again shhh
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao get this guy outta here, wow
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Houston wins 17-13 on the back of 492 yards of offense”
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weigman in the Pluto helmet because sometimes I think he’s a football player and sometimes I do not
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Willie Fritz experience is driving 99 yards and suddenly being unable to move, think or breathe for every ensuing play
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
U of H School of Design💫
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go coogs
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had a guy walk past me in a rangers top, hat, and orange shorts in a lobby in London, Ontario. But it’s more surprising how rare that’s been in a city with a lodge in their pioneer village…
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wow my entire political manifesto in three frames
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After a life of supporting Celtic, being involved in Scottish politics in the indyref days, and then coming back home to work up north where self-governing First Nations have come so far, it doesn’t get more full circle than hearing about a guy in BC doing genocide denialism named John Adair
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d pay good money to see Herbstreit rot from the top of the highest building in a city in a cage.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s important not to overreact, that’s why I’ve calmly concluded that everyone employed by the Astros should be placed in large wooden boxes with an air hole like cartoons and be sent around the world to various far flung locations that sound funny to say
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Broadcast would have halted the game for war crimes if that wasn’t Jalen Hurts, refs were already on one tonight but the bears are such an ass team they’re going to have work harder
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can confirm Celtic were a signature away from Sigur this summer lol
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anton is fine, this is not a shade post, this is a “twelve years of guys circle jerking over teamgeist and fabled Bahia base camps” which caused them to pick guys like him over players like Bisseck.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about Waldi Anton being picked for the World Cup squad over Bisseck
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think there probably are people who “curate bubbles” prevent them from being exposed to certain media. But I think most people just do a thing called “liking certain things and not liking others”, so the result is knowing lots about the one group and less about the other. I guess. I dunno.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok but I think I watched every game of the World Cup, physically went to two, sat through a lot of the entertainment, consumed an unhealthy amount of media around it for a month+ and don’t think I heard the jelly roll song once ( @celebrityhottub.bsky.social). And I’m too tired to curate anything
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Madison is a cool town and the Badgers had more booze related merch than anything I’ve ever seen, endorsed
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gators are extremely awesome
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s going on with the clock in Knoxville?
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Manning is just dumb. It’s not much beyond that, the boy is an idiot and is relentless in his pursuit of doing stupid things. The delay on 3rd and 2 and illegal passes sum up the experience.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh god, freo
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AFL give it to Kylie every year dammit
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Entire group of “coffee networking event”-pilled slimeball weirdos with no friends posting about being aghast at a drink in a hand instead of anything important? They run a lot of businesses and have a lot of capital? Yeah tracks!
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Now on iced coffee, I think” no. No no no no.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The skill of acting like nothing has happened from other folks in this management structure is wild, they walk into a room set it on fire walk out and look at you the next day like a goldfish.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Note that I mean this about united ireland, IPJ/EK crossover was perfect too but this week has been another level
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All week I’ve thought “grateful to be in the timeline that has Mike Rice and Vittorio alive and doing this podcast at this exact moment”
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Couldn’t organize a buttfuck in a barracks” levels at work this past month and at the point where I am verbatim saying that to other management.
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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another year, another Oktoberfest of locals making märzen and calling it festbier.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hegseth torpedoing A&M yesterday and Ted Cruz nearly draining Texas of all life for 2 hours last week were interesting, but Celtic going 0-3 and making me wish for the AI apocalypse since Trump said the words “united Ireland” is proof that the loser stink permeates all things from these guys.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On that note, I’d like to go die now.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re done. Celtic have finally pissed it all away. There’s nothing left there, those players are useless and the management doesn’t have a clue.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Better effort, being cheated by the ref, but McCowan is a liability every time now. He doesn’t offer enough to counter the fact he’s a step behind everyone else.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ever since they made MON change his tracksuit we’ve been getting things like “Luke McCowan starts”
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my brain by the second minute of this
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This fucking team is awful. Completely unable to rise to an occasion now.
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s such a bitch lol, “but bob kraft said” you dumb coward if you put out that your show was cancelled because of the processed foods fascist then who do you think’s winning that PR war?
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
buckloins. wait,
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when u hear the eagles are playing football today
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go birds
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Typo but whatever
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michael (derogatory) @gkbackup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s two of the worst performances I’ve ever seen in my life from Celtic teams, served up within weeks of each other, in the two biggest games we’ve played. The club is run by charlatans who won’t appoint a manager dares with any ideas, primarily because they know they can’t do that right either.
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