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Gob Bluth would play a role in the Trump administration in exchange for incriminating video of Eric that turned out to be a mannequin. The Lucilles would cancel out each other’s vote.

Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

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If you're still online to go insane today, STAY ONLINE. If you stay online until 8pm, they HAVE to let you go insane.

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Mr. Kotter would give a passionate but funny lecture to his class about why your vote is sacred, but then all the Sweathogs would vote Trump as a goof. They’d all express regret when Epstein’s mom loses her disability check.

Kramer would vote for Vermin Supreme because he owes him a favor for forgiving some old golf-gambling debts.

Maeby Fünke would vote for Trump as a fuck you to her parents (and also to support her holistic drug business) and George Michael will be arrested for trying to vote a second time as George Maharis.

Goddammit. It’s a good haircut. Let’s take it back from them.

George and Weezy Jefferson would vote against Trump for refusing to rent to them when they moved on up to the East side. Also, Weezy would worry about funding being cut to the Help Center.

Edith would vote for Harris and then tell Archie that maybe the machine malfunctioned and she didn’t mean to, but it’s too late to change it now.

Melanie would complain that she could vote for a woman and even a woman of color, but just not this particular one. And then she’d just do what Ashley was told by Scarlett to do.

Frank’s been to Epstein’s Island with Don.

Miranda would drag her to the polls by her chunky Louboutins.

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Keep grinding, bro. Mash those buttons.

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Frank Grimes would be furious that Trump was allowed to run again and would end up dying of Covid trying to prove to people how dumb it was to not mask.

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This chart is heavily flawed, but the discussion is good. Also: Pepper Potts would vote for Trump because she’s about business and mama needs those government contracts.

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This isn’t cool and you shouldn’t be doing this. People get confused. You have to throw a vote to him like once every 67 votes or else it looks suspicious.

GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

There’s no one prettier than us.

A handsome rogue and his beautiful lady love.

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Not to be a Doubting Thomas, but let’s see them scars, bro.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

Good news! Society may collapse tomorrow!

GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

They’re supposed to be the “turn the other cheek” folks.

GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

Inside of you is one Homer, what’s your Homer?

GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

I’m going to call you every half hour and just shout, “REPORT!” When you answer.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

I’m going to text you a stream of 👍 or 👎 all night long as the polls fluctuate.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

I vouch for both parties! Provided y’all take a selfie for me. Please and thank you.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Surprisingly, it’s not as bad as I thought it would be.

GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

I need to know every single detail of Harris’s economic plan and what she intends to do in the Middle East. Also: www.nj.com/politics/202...

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Why did Donald Trump simulate oral sex with his microphone at Milwaukee rally?

And why do we even have to ask a question like that?

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

I like the album. It’s a strange choice, but I think it works.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

I’m also especially good at expectorating. But I like women who read.

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madamjujujive @madamjujujive.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

You have to see this most excellent costume!

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Bonus points for including innocent small children.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Annual reminder and humble request: if you are costuming today, please take a moment and send a flippy to your old pal, GJ. 🧡

People in costumes making rude hand gestures.

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

This will only be fun if everyone is in costume.

I texted all my classmates today with a reminder to vote and I included this photo of me and our high school American History teacher.

Me and my high school American history teacher. I voted in honor of the strong Black women who raised me.

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If I pay that much, shadow demons better drag me to hell at the end.

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I have to ask: what are ghost tickets? And does it involve Patrick Swayze?

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GJ💀 @gjcharlet.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Please text updates to me directly. Thank you in advance.

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I would murder a baby for a bag of butterscotch Dum-Dums.