G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 10hI've had a beard for 15 years. Before it became cool, then uncool again. Anyway, I've gone to trim it and the fucking guard wasn't on the trimmer...so I'm accidentally beardless, FFS 030
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 14hWho wants a video of a baby elephant trying to throw straw over / onto its head? 140
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What's the oldest graffiti you've ever seen? This is mine at St Cuthbert's Cave, Northumberland, from apparently 1752. Which might be bollocks? 🤷 120
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A second lad I went to school with has been done for noncing 5110
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If Iran did have a role behind the RAF Fairford thing, then I suggest they need to seriously up their game. Because that's piss poor 030
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've just burnt my lip on pizza straight from the oven. I'm 46 060
Reposted by GMartin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Important to recognise that the £900m+ represents only the disguised expenditure and cash injections. Because it will have bought unearned success, which will have translated into higher winnings and sponsorship deals, the true amount of illicit spending could easily be hundreds of millions higher. 2439
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone outdoing each other theorising about City's punishment reminds me of the one-upmanship of medieval execution methods. Hang him? Hung, drawn and quartered?!?Burn at the stake???!!! 130
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kate, when he first plucks up the courage to mention pegging 090
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thought Ian Huntley was getting a blue plaque here www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBlue plaque unveiled in honour of Mott the Hoople singer in OswestryIan Hunter says the plaque at his birth place is an honour and he is a "Shropshire lad at heart". 120
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 27/09/202615 yr old me, in school detention listening to Definitely Maybe through shared earphones with a mate, is fucking ecstatic at this 2130
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anyway, be nice for Oasis to play the Etihad one last time before they pull it down and build flats 160
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A great timeline of City's industrial scale financial doping and the enormous legal lengths they've been going to, to impede the investigation at every turn. If it looks, sounds and smells guilty, it is guilty. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comHow drawn-out saga of Manchester City’s alleged cheating came to thisClub’s ruthless approach was always at odds with their public image and this inglorious story has further to run 270
Reposted by GDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442229731
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026'Daaaaaad, you said you'd help with my homework' 'Yeah, not now son. Can't you see I'm defending our country' 110
Reposted by GYoungy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All this Danny Thommo stuff makes me think of a family tradition we do every Boxing Day, and no its not all going stabbing lifeboats and intimidating lifeguards! Sorry longish thread as its a great story of actual heroes that should make us all feel patriotic. 514565
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm starting to feel slightly sorry for that hyrox woman. Time for the media to move on 110
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Proscribe these cunts now. This does not seem like a remotely difficult decision given the precedent set with Palestine Action 070
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I would absolutely watch a reboot of Stars in Their Eyes in 2026 110
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A final bit of midweek freedom spent up in the hills, before I'm back to work full time from tomorrow 😢 010
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lammens thought 'shit, back pass' at that and tried to kick it clear. Proper scrambled head 100
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's as if Ten Hag was still manager. 10 outfield players on a pitch just playing football. No sign of a plan and hoping something, anything, happens. That would be bad enough with intelligent players. We don't have intelligent players 130
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026United: Broken from top to bottom. The very definition of hopeless Spurs: Hold my beer 150
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mrs G's pranged her car twice in 3 days. Scratched hers and a colleagues in the office car park, then reversed into a car smashing his headlight and denting hers 😐🔫 020
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026More of this please - Cheetahs behind the sprinters - Rattlesnakes in the long jump pit - Grizzly bears for the mountain bikers - Tiger sharks for the triathletes www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...bbc.co.ukRiver that is home to 500 crocodiles chosen to host 2032 Olympic rowing and canoe eventsA river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games. 240
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Are we particularly bad at players shooting from distance when there are better options? Tielemans then. Cunha's a fucking nightmare for it. Rashford's always been bad too 100
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Really think Heaven should go out on loan. Drop down a league and get some game time. See if he's smartened up by next season 121
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'd have been well up for making JJ Gabriel play just so 75,000 people could boo a 15 year old. 120
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Judging by the lack of hair net, I have doubts whether the lady in the stockings and corset has even completed her level 2 in Food Hygiene 020
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I won't share the video, but the GB News reporter who goes into a migrant camp in France to raise his 'legitimate concerns' and consequently gets his arse handed to him is great entertainment 010
G @gj19eighty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me, a 46 year old, when anyone talks to me about music from the last 20 years. 050
