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In the NG+ phase of my life.

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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah it sucks. It's basically to make sure you work no matter what, the employer share of costs is massive.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 5h
I got plenty, rn I just need sharps so hopefully my doc doesn't skimp on those. I really haven't found sharps I like outside of an rx.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 5h
Well I have been on megadoses of D3 (legitimately) for a few weeks so maybe that's it
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 5h
I'm gonna end up going without insurance for hrt before the end of the year at this rate. Everyone treats moving from a different place like a condition to cure.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 6h
endo didn't like my estrogen levels. i'm in trouble :(
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 17h
I'm not quite risible enough to believe this stuff anymore. That's the last time you trick me about dolphin soldiers of Fortune, business insider.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 18h
Correct, if they let you work for them.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 18h
Correct, once they pay you the money. But then that's after the transaction, isn't it?
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You can make your point without the Socratic method and this will take less time, please go on.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you operate under the assumption that companies operate purely out of fiduciary self interest and can accurately gauge effects of events that did not take place, yes, but they can't actually do that. Their sense of profit w/r/t LGBT people is driven largely by their sense of the zeitgeist.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If dems are truly pandering by lying about their positions, it would do us no good to assume it's kayfabe and say nothing. That would defeat the purpose of the kayfabe. It is pointless to lie if everyone is going to assume you are lying!
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's chiefly worthwhile as a reflection of existing material conditions; a focus on it threatens to mistake an effect for its own cause. e.g. Does Budweiser abandon Dylan Mulvaney in 2016 pre-trump? Probably not imo.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't necessarily disagree with the underlying premise that Rainbow Capitalism is net-positive but it's a bit of a stretch to say that either of them don't involve other people's charity, particularly with how susceptible some corporations have been to anti-DEI activists.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
novelist
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i have the ffxiv pumas.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
<guy on a website> people on that other website are insane
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
‼️
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For Brooklyn so far Ichiran is kinda winning but I need to check out the places near atlantic station
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
define around here, like nyc all together or brooklyn specifically?
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hmm there's not many people I know who could first hand give me anecdotal evidence.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
damn youtube search sucks. Searched for a video by someone I met titled "Mean trans girls" and youtube is like Oops! All Matt Walsh.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
(Ippudo)
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On this note is anyone local interested in a ramen day? It'd start from the Bronx and work down to Brooklyn, as many of 5 locations as we could hit. This is an absolutely fat girl fall activity so fair warning.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ippudo is in Cali and NYC specifically, other than that not really, 5 in NYC. Idk about ichiran outside of NYC but they have 3 locations in nyc.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I got my anti-fatigue mat so I can use my desk as a standing desk for longer periods now. Highly recommend one if you use a standing desk. Doesn't have to be fancy, amazon basics works.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Neither, NYC.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah kind of an incidental addition but I'd say that's accurate, especially now with arthritis hitting me.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
brain horts
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OCD: One mistake will ruin your life. Me: that seems a bit unreasonable. *Ruins her life with one mistake.* OCD: I told you bro, I fucking warned you about mistakes.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh it could also be just not having a full sugar soda recently.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Day 5 of no progesterone as an experiment my endochronologist wanted to run, and I feel pretty awful but it's hard to distinguish between my life stressors and my headache.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is ephemeral art
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Put together this art piece, it's called "The cause of all my problems." (2026)
My mother's ashes in an urn next to the needle disposals I use for estrogen, an unopened package of toothpaste, a yellow backpack, and the corner of a stand for a keyboard I never learned to play.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
curse
Anime girl with someone saying "Someone like you isn't capable of finding happiness."
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I rate Ippudo and Ichiran, should I do one score for all the chains or should I do every location separately? I'm leaning towards separately but the pictures would probably look the same. I need to start remembering to get pictures of store fronts.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In retrospect I think this is more of a 2.5 but I'll let the 3 stand. It's fine. The broth is a bit sweeter than I would like.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Aerith Ramen Census THE GARDEN AT DITMAS 1108 Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn, NY 11218 3/5 A fine location with nice decor. All fixings standard.
Ramen in a black bowlRamen noodles
Thick chasu slice, 1.25cm?
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Matthew Shepard died 28 years ago, tomorrow. He should still be alive.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if i wasn't testing fodmaps i'd be rushing into the office kramer style rn
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
primark time
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
last night on the bus i saw someone screaming at her baby in a stroller because he was screaming nonstop except to catch his breath, on the one hand I don't think that's the way to get the kid to shut up... but on the other hand she was kinda right and the baby was wrong.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
naur he doesn't look serious enough
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's time to shower and do the cipher walk.
Cipher standing in the rain walking away from the twin towers in the late 1980s.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow damn hey, that's a good lookin new york pie
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Return of the Liv-ing Dead (1985) 🧠💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Monty Python drag: oi a bloke in a dress ain’t that a laugh Kids in the Hall drag: i am going to embody the most unhinged woman you have ever seen. she is real and her power is terrible. you may not look away
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've read the beginning. I mean to read it all
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Okay Google, play YouTube music"-- millions of hours of super intelligence training has not given us the capacity for a consistent response to this statement. It is harder than the most difficult problems in mathematics.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Forced update. Hopefully my watch didn't just brick voice commands into Gemini's agentic incapacity, but I doubt it.
Watch showing Gemini intelligence
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Except for stuff nobody in my org can control, I really like my new office. I'm pretty sure everyone I work with is more neurodivergent than I am which makes expectations pretty easy.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ik I just think randomly sometimes about what it would have been like in the eras when people more commonly used the term as a perjorative based on perceived promiscuity
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