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I saw a Hodag bus this morning. I really wanted to follow it but couldn't 😭

Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I read this post on Facebook, eulogizing a patron of their store who lost their battle with, as they put it, mental illness. I feel awful for a person I've never met because this person could have been anyone. If you need help, please seek it. Don't suffer in silence.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm waiting at Firestone for Bryan to drop off his car. While waiting I stopped at Burger King to wash my hands and they have Dragonball crowns so I had to get one. And a shake.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bar pulls from last night 😅. I only checked the mythic and hey it's currently worth more than I paid for the packs 👍

Fancy Thalia, Pompous Battlemage (seems terrible) and Geist of Saint Thalia as the foil from this pack.

Frostmate Pyromental (which should be 6/1 imo), a pair of Profts, Medic's Kitesail foil (seems decent 🤷‍♂️).

Return to the Light Realms 😳, pair of Traxos, Terminal Criticism foil 🤷‍♂️

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I told my brother-in-law to go to this tomorrow because I'd KILL to be able to go.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Golden Axe has been a very fun watch.

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Andre Garcia @artofandregarcia.com · 24/09/2026

I’ve had a few folks ask me for a commission price breakdown, and I *finally* got around to making it. I’m also happy to discuss projects that might not fit one of the below categories. I’ll keep this pinned to my profile, but RTs are always appreciated 😊 Questions? Email’s your best option!

A price sheet describing the different types of compositions that are available from me.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you can see this, post some cats (wild kitten sitting behind our house just now)

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Echoverse Righty hates proxies and thinks collector boxes are a great value. He also hates pregame power level discussions and loves running combos so he can thrill his opponents with turn 3 wins in low bracket games.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you need help with that I have all of the information you could possibly need right here

Here's how you do it!

Step by step for all you virgins!

Step 1 - Invite her over to watch a movie (if there isn't something specific that you know she wants to watch together then give her some options and maybe include something slutty in the mix like an erotic thriller)

Step 2 - Ask if she'd like a drink (booze can make everyone a little less nervous, but obv not everyone drinks)

Step 3 - Just be chill and make fun small talk while hanging out

Step 4 - Tell her how cute she is

Step 5 - If she seems flattered and receptive then lean in and ask "can I kiss you"

Step 6 - If making out is going well then while you're at it try putting your hand on the back of her neck or her waist or thigh or just wherever feels natural etc

Step 7 - When you're escalating things (like touching her somewhere new) try to throw in the occasional "is this okay" or even a preemptive "is it okay if I-"

Step 8 - Ask if you can call her Doctor Eggman while you pretend to be one of the helpless animals that have been captured by him and turned into a living battery for his army of badniks

Step 9 - ???

Step 10 - I've never gotten this far

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love my brother. He takes long turns. I rolled max number on this many dice in the course of his turn to illustrate that point 😅

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oof. When I saw the Jace card it was obvious that they had used the design from Breach but I had assumed it was on purpose, with the other artist's blessing. I was wrong. Image is the two cards overlapping

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I stopped by my friend to pick up my dog's medication (that he picked up for me while I was on vacation last week) and he goes "oh yeah check out what happened to my car!" Turns out his new girlfriend has a stalker of an ex and he keyed the HELL of the passenger side of his car.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ziggy is the best little pupper

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am sick of people that do not understand what art direction is or how a style guide works. This is not AI. The only thing fake about Magali is the stamped signature I got on my Kickstarter playmats.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Last I checked Obama isn't the president. Neither are Bush, Bush, Clinton or Reagan. And none of them went out in public (to my knowledge) and decried the existence of trans people over and over.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Lukewarm take: as long as your creatures and noncreatures are kept separate I don't care what your board looks like.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A little hotel pillow fort never hurt anyone

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I guess 100spf sunscreen is no match for the Vegas sun.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My brain goes "ugh are they also in the Reserved List?"

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Before the pandemic the DQ by us would give you a minimum of two additional chicken strips with your chicken strip basket. Now it is by the book and so damn expensive. 😞

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's not surprising considering the last time I remember them adjusting a card was when they nerfed Esika's Chariot.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I got to visit my friend Ryan today and one of his friends had a 3d printed cabbage cart as a deckbox.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For Las Vegas Taco Bell fans they're adding a Taco Bell in front of the existing Taco Bell 😅🤷‍♂️

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"I'mma just go to the bathroom and be on my phone for a minute" No dice *gets comfortable in bed* "You'll never guess what" -bladder

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

R/G "quit hitting myself" is probably about to be a thing.

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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I got a picture of the sphere before we were too close for pictures to make sense. We're seeing The Wizard of Oz.

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Turn1Proxy @edhaltered.com · 01/09/2026

I am finally back with another giveaway! Sorry it’s been so long, the summer has been a lot. But, courtesy of @keithulhucards.bsky.social, this week I have an art gallery banana token, Comedian! Just repost to enter, on Sunday the 6th I will pick a winner to get this set of 4!

4 banana tokens with pictures of Comedian, the 2019 art piece that was a banana duct taped to a gallery wall.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

NBD, just posting hole on main

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

When you're trying to do a Star Trek but you're actually doing a Star Wars

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I can't fathom how expensive that would be to facilitate.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Who would be the commander of a deck where every card is in a future sight frame?

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I got a haircut on Tuesday and it still feels weird

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Appleton airport this morning. Universal restrooms between the men's and women's rooms. Pretty slick.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

She doesn't know she's going on vacation for a week. And then we are.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The thing they said that gave me away was the use of "kitty-corner" completely glossing over my use of "bubbler" instead of drinking fountain. I mean come on, quiz.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hasbro is hiring Art Directors.

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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 29/08/2026

#mtgCube any CubeCon 2026 attendees have some progesterone they can spare? lmk thanks 🫡

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Smaller venues fucking rule. No ticket scalping means it's actually possible to get front row seats. Dimitri Martin at the Weill in Sheboygan.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's not even a 2tb hdd 🤦‍♂️

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Chicago MTG and Goosebumps fans can get their Damns, Exhumes and Crypt Ghasts (I'm assuming he'll sign them, anyway) signed in March when Tim Jacobus comes for Days of the Dead in early March.

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