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I moved furniture today. Cleaned and rearranged and cleaned and cleaned and cleaned again. The dogs are pleased that I've moved the couch by the window again. Stevie is staring out into the dark, hoping for something to bark at.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I appreciate the sentiment, Taco Bell, but this feels like a bit much?

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Of course Samantha didn't notice everyone else in the place sat as far away from her as they could. She wanted to sit next to the fish tank so we're right next to her. It's a nice tank, though.

It's a fish tank in a diner. It has a big orange one, a big yellow one and a shiny silver thing with a big fish mustache.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The neighborhood cats are starting to freak me out

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I said it because it reminded me of a token I drew for a Magic game a couple of years ago

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I saw this Facebook marketplace post and thought "surely not". While I was right that's still way too much (in my opinion) for precons. Don't look at what the 40k decks are going for 😅

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He's unsure why he's at the vet.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I saw a Hodag bus this morning. I really wanted to follow it but couldn't 😭

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I read this post on Facebook, eulogizing a patron of their store who lost their battle with, as they put it, mental illness. I feel awful for a person I've never met because this person could have been anyone. If you need help, please seek it. Don't suffer in silence.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm waiting at Firestone for Bryan to drop off his car. While waiting I stopped at Burger King to wash my hands and they have Dragonball crowns so I had to get one. And a shake.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bar pulls from last night 😅. I only checked the mythic and hey it's currently worth more than I paid for the packs 👍

Fancy Thalia, Pompous Battlemage (seems terrible) and Geist of Saint Thalia as the foil from this pack.

Frostmate Pyromental (which should be 6/1 imo), a pair of Profts, Medic's Kitesail foil (seems decent 🤷‍♂️).

Return to the Light Realms 😳, pair of Traxos, Terminal Criticism foil 🤷‍♂️

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Golden Axe has been a very fun watch.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you can see this, post some cats (wild kitten sitting behind our house just now)

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you need help with that I have all of the information you could possibly need right here

Here's how you do it!

Step by step for all you virgins!

Step 1 - Invite her over to watch a movie (if there isn't something specific that you know she wants to watch together then give her some options and maybe include something slutty in the mix like an erotic thriller)

Step 2 - Ask if she'd like a drink (booze can make everyone a little less nervous, but obv not everyone drinks)

Step 3 - Just be chill and make fun small talk while hanging out

Step 4 - Tell her how cute she is

Step 5 - If she seems flattered and receptive then lean in and ask "can I kiss you"

Step 6 - If making out is going well then while you're at it try putting your hand on the back of her neck or her waist or thigh or just wherever feels natural etc

Step 7 - When you're escalating things (like touching her somewhere new) try to throw in the occasional "is this okay" or even a preemptive "is it okay if I-"

Step 8 - Ask if you can call her Doctor Eggman while you pretend to be one of the helpless animals that have been captured by him and turned into a living battery for his army of badniks

Step 9 - ???

Step 10 - I've never gotten this far

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love my brother. He takes long turns. I rolled max number on this many dice in the course of his turn to illustrate that point 😅

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Because they clearly used her art. That's the point. It's not about "oh this is a nice callback" it's that it's the same. There's a reason I have an image of the two cards overlapping each other.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oof. When I saw the Jace card it was obvious that they had used the design from Breach but I had assumed it was on purpose, with the other artist's blessing. I was wrong. Image is the two cards overlapping

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I stopped by my friend to pick up my dog's medication (that he picked up for me while I was on vacation last week) and he goes "oh yeah check out what happened to my car!" Turns out his new girlfriend has a stalker of an ex and he keyed the HELL of the passenger side of his car.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I really like this. This is a fun place to mess around.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ziggy is the best little pupper

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am sick of people that do not understand what art direction is or how a style guide works. This is not AI. The only thing fake about Magali is the stamped signature I got on my Kickstarter playmats.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Lukewarm take: as long as your creatures and noncreatures are kept separate I don't care what your board looks like.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A little hotel pillow fort never hurt anyone

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's not surprising considering the last time I remember them adjusting a card was when they nerfed Esika's Chariot.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This should go into every Selesnya deck along with Riftstone Portal.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I got to visit my friend Ryan today and one of his friends had a 3d printed cabbage cart as a deckbox.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For Las Vegas Taco Bell fans they're adding a Taco Bell in front of the existing Taco Bell 😅🤷‍♂️

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

R/G "quit hitting myself" is probably about to be a thing.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I've been far from the screen before but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I got a picture of the sphere before we were too close for pictures to make sense. We're seeing The Wizard of Oz.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Doesn't it not work with Astonishing Spider-Man? The discard is the cost, not an effect.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

NBD, just posting hole on main

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's been added to the list

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I went out of my way to save photos from my conversation working through my anxiety with my friend and forgot to post them 🤦‍♂️

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Who would be the commander of a deck where every card is in a future sight frame?

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I got a haircut on Tuesday and it still feels weird

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Appleton airport this morning. Universal restrooms between the men's and women's rooms. Pretty slick.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

She doesn't know she's going on vacation for a week. And then we are.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The thing they said that gave me away was the use of "kitty-corner" completely glossing over my use of "bubbler" instead of drinking fountain. I mean come on, quiz.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hasbro is hiring Art Directors.

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Ben 🦹 @getlefty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Smaller venues fucking rule. No ticket scalping means it's actually possible to get front row seats. Dimitri Martin at the Weill in Sheboygan.

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