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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 2h

Any company claiming they have every flavor of licorice is a liar. They don’t have Earl Grey.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 11h

5’3, 6’9? Jeez Louise, Americans will use anything but the Smrektric system.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 12h

I cannot tell you how excited I got when I found out a star that sounds like my name is relatively close to a star that sounds like my partner’s name. When compared to the size of the United States, it’s roughly 10 miles.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I ordered a roasted beet and goat cheese salad. Second image is after eating roughly half of the beets under that mess of avocado and goat cheese. I think they gave me every beet in the county. This is not a complaint.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Most restaurants have mozzarella sticks. Wisconsin has bricks.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is the cleanest my office is ever going to get.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Get in loser, we’re going … to do arithmetic on a gingham Sybian machine?

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ingrid Jacques of USA Today is a horrible bitch that doesn’t deserve to be published.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are 3 great joys in my life: - The tippy tappies of my Ziggy’s feet when he comes looking for me because I haven't gotten out of bed - Saying things at the same time as someone I love - Beating the absolute fuck out of the NYT crosswords and MinuteCryptics

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: 1. Queens of the Stone Age 2. Mastodon 3. Motörhead 4. Judas Priest 5. TOOL 6. Them Crooked Vultures 7. Bush 8. Foo Fighters 9. Hole 10. Green Day

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The number of (predominantly white) men saying wanting accountability from the Cornell 7 “a witch hunt” shows me that not only are they pieces of shit, but they didn’t pay attention in history either.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I spent 5 minutes looking for a sock I was wearing.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I liked studying the Middle Ages. I wasn’t born to eat GRAIN.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I amuse myself even if the locals don’t appreciate me.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hope they are forced to become eunuchs and live out their lives in jail, miserable and getting gang raped by their fellow inmates.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My prissy little Ziggy not only won’t eat his regular food (FreshPet) but will actively toss it out of the bowl like it’s garbage— because now that he’s tasted Royal Canin wet food, he’s being a stubborn little brat. (I am thrilled he’s eating normally, but what a little Prince he is).

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve been up since 6:30am dyeing my hair because when that lady chopped off 7 inches when I asked for 2, she also gave me highlights in the wrong color. I have absolutely zero luck with hairstylists. At least this one didn’t cut BOTH of my ears.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🎵 And I'll love you 'til the sky turns crimson And I'll kiss you like a roman candle I just wanna see your hair turn grey 🎶

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🎶 He’s so handsome, what’s his name? 🎵 (Ziggy Woofdust)

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you unfocus your eyes, this looks like a thin-lipped alien judging you. ($875 Prada “shorts”)

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I saw these cheesy broccoli snacks on Reels so I made them tonight. But they looked like a fleet of spaceships, so…

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is one of the few bougie drinks I’ve tried that doesn’t taste like electric piss.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I guess I’m old now because I saw a local photographer post some girls’ senior photos (which are apparently different from school senior photos) and my first reaction was “I can’t believe her parents let her wear that.”

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

More things that make me believe Banksy is a woman. And they are a pretty decent drummer.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

H/t @briantylercohen.bsky.social … This is the stupid adult version of “I licked it, now it’s mine.” Why doesn’t he rename Old Faithful, but to do so he has to stand reaaaal close to it.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It took a 11 days for Ziggy to get back to normal because of whatever happened in the kennel. He has been refusing food… pumpkin, plain chicken, rice…But I tried ham last night and a hot dog today and suddenly he's back to my tiny little super guy.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The world would be a better place if news pages didn’t have comment sections.

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You would think the nephew of John F. Kennedy, who currently holds a position in the Trump administration, would have something to say about the potential destruction of the beloved Kennedy Center, but I guess letting children die of preventable diseases is a full time job.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We saw Pete Holmes at Comedy on State tonight and much to our surprise, he was recording a special.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I found wrinkles the other day for first time, so the very nice gentleman in a friend’s thread said I looked too young to be a mom (I'm not a mom) made my day.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: Bert gets Presidential pardon after 10 years in jail for Doin’ the Pigeon and has been recruited for the FBI.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The last 10 minutes of episode 2 of Lyzzie Borden is so funny. I was not expecting that.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I wonder how many different ways they’re going to say vagina in Netflix’s Lizzie Borden show.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I look like me but I also don't look like me

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Depressing. I realized I have wrinkles.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A dog pretending to be polite because she wants the other dog’s food.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Discord, you’re ruining my talk time with my partner.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Waking up to your dog vomiting is not very Taco Tuesday of him.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Emmys, or the Apple TV awards.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t like to gamble, but I go to Vegas every year to see my mom. I don’t mind it because the pool is great. I spend the week finding things to do and where to eat. I didn’t step foot in a casino all week—but going home I got an impulse to do ONE before I left. Just one. And I won on a $1 bet.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I don't know if it's the pool, sunburn, or the water in the hotel but my skin feels so soft without moisturizing.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I guess 100spf sunscreen is no match for the Vegas sun.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Last minute add to my vacation is “having to call security at Planet Hollywood in a panic.” It was the cheapest attraction, it only cost my sanity.

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Pastina Aguilera @bellapolpetta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Of all the people for us to be seated next to at the Sphere, it was a Sicilian couple. The guy had this tattooed. I got so excited because my family comes from Sicily. My grandpa did our genealogy and found out they were barons and fled due to ghosts. I thought this was bullshit but:

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