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jaymee/geo artist, dog owner, and garlic bread expert (31, she/they) 🚫NO AI🚫 Commissions closed! 📍Michigan ko-fi.com/geothebio geothebio.storenvy.com youtube.com/geothebio geothebio.com

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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 6h
thank you for the encouragement omg!! i really appreciate it my dude ❤️
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 6h
yeah i figured that it was also heavily Economy based!! i’ve also seen lots of shops closing and tattoos leaving as well! def discouraging but i’m not giving up! 😭🤘🏻
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 7h
like, i interviewed at a super cool place back in… April??? said they were interested in me working a trial period in September, and then they just…. ghosted me. i’m sure it was something out of their control and not me at all but i would love at least some form of communication as to why
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 7h
what is it about me that makes tattoo artists not take me seriously when i say i’d like to pursue an apprenticeship? is it my art style?? is it ME???
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Bad Breath
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my quest to organize my physical media collection made me remember that i was absolutely a dvd collector back in middle school, too. you bet your ass i just found my special edition Twilight dvd with deleted scenes and special commentary from 2008
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh yeah, they had good shit today. some marvel movies i didn’t own yet and some classics. ended up at $1 each 🤘🏻
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
some pierced flowers, just for fun! 🌹
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's a local small business, which i also love! they have a huge wall of both dvd n bluray for $2 each! i fucking love it in there omg
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
physical media collection got an upgrade because i found my old portable dvd player ✨ now to go back to the thrift that had a wall of $2 dvds and find some 2000s classiques
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the death rattle of my nearly empty micron pen sounds as it scrapes across the paper
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i would lay my life down for an icy can of dr. pepper zero
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tbh if you can find a good korean market near you try the boxed Binggrae banana milk!
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i found a Minions branded banana flavored milk at meijer yesterday and it actually made a fucking slamming iced coffee 10/10 would recommend the Minion Milk™️
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
currently haunted by nighttime anxiety and existential dread
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i hate that i’m several thousand dollars more in debt but man i’m sure glad my teeth don’t hurt anymore lmao
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
secretly love it when the other delivery driver for the morning calls in because i get all the good tips now
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some castles from this week 🦇
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sometimes i slap my micron pens on the palm of my hand like a pack of cigarettes so i can get all the ink out of it
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there’s gotta be a pair of deer that live behind me that both have the piebald gene mutation because i’ve seen at least two or three different babies that are almost all white, god they’re so gorgeous
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fallout 76 is adding the ability to have your pet follow you around the wasteland so once again i am begging on my hands and knees for a dachshund
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh, ArtPrize is funded by Flock now. gross.
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
and it’s not even e-bikes either (them shits are expensive), just random groups of unsupervised kids riding around town on bikes. god i sound sO OLD right now
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
any other food service establishments getting terrorized by kids on bikes lately??
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
holy shit a guy from my area won master chef
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i invested in a giant 18x24 light board recently and oh my god where has this been my whole life. it's even usb-c rechargeable. and it's solid enough to use as a standalone work surface while i lay in bed. 10/10 would light board again
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the skyrim ikea collab being a book shelf as a companion voiced by matt berry is probably the best way they could have pulled that off
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
here’s a sketch from today that i like!
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i would love to support some small local businesses but absolutely not if they use those fuck ass ai graphics i would genuinely love to see some basic ass comic sans used instead of that slop
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if they could invent a prismacolor colored pencil that didn’t smear everywhere i would be a very happy camper
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i keep talking about how much i want to leave food service but man those tips on holiday weekends… they’re too good to let go of lmao
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
update: it wasn’t ripe 😪 thankfully the vine still has 2 backup melons!
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i feel like if i told a caveman that a hotdog bun brand got milkshake ducked within a day or two i think his head would explode
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the fart goes the butt comment may be my favorite thing to happen on the internet this week
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bathroom scale weighed it at 25lbs! women’s size 7 croc for scale lmao
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
today is Melon Harvest day
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Hehehehe
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
im gonna have to weigh it on my bathroom scale omg
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
melon update: closest tendril is dried but hasn’t fallen off yet, i may give this until friday or saturday just to make sure it’s actually ripe 😅
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
once it’s ripe i’m gonna take a picture with it like dudes on tinder take pictures with the fish they caught
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if you have a lot of garden space and want giant old school seeded watermelons (that are disease resistant), try the jubilee. there’s a reason these are an heirloom watermelon, the plant seems almost indestructible omg
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
can’t wait to clock out of my shift, go home, turn on gta 6, and clock into my video game shift to be able to gas up my video game car
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
man this week has been kind of a bummer huh
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
melon update: this bad boy has to weigh at least 20lbs now
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i heard that! with how unstable the video game industry is rn... who knows 😢
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
man, when was the last time a good puzzle game was released? i wanna solve riddles professor layton style again.
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Daily Melon Update coming in hot: we got more rain yesterday and i think it got wider 🤔
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E M Will @elainemwill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's very hard to be creative right now
The "sorry to people who followed me for art but then don't see any for weeks at a time" cake meme
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
melon update: it rained last night 😎
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the cherry on top of yesterday was that our corporate inspection (that's been due for over a year) showed up right at the 5pm dinner rush as i was leaving lmao
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Spongebob Squarepants Says 'See Ya!'
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