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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public

@geoffdoom.bsky.social
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Satire/Parody | 47th POTUS Supreme of New Latveria (formerly US) | Thank you for your attention to this matter | Not an official Marvel/Disney handle

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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 55m
Many are saying it. They come up to DOOM all the time, beautiful manly men with tears in their eyes, and say: “Sir, Thom Tillis waited too late to grow a spine.”
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 4h
The Quaker Oats man speaks truth. But is still an awful person.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 4h
DOOM hopes all Latverians will enjoy his upcoming biopic. Or else.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 4h
DOOM has used the DOOMbots a little bit in his reign. All for peace. And conquest.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 20h
DOOM’s BIRTHDAY PARTY IS SAVING THE MULTIVERSE, AGAIN!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
By the way, DOOM is kicking Wakanda’s ass, you do know that, right? With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay...let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego—No, DOOM is a cartoon supervillain, but that feels “too” evil….
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s really lovely. Thanks for sharing!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bullies used to turn my name into a rhyming slur, too. In third grade. Not, y’know, as a grown-ass adult holding public office.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really thought it was an eye makeup tutorial for most of that runtime.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not even “Boo-urns”?!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, you’re not wrong. I’m just continually surprised by their ineptitude. They’ve vilified empathy, but it’s exactly what their strategies are lacking.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this guy the best sock puppet Peter Thiel’s money could buy? Really?! Feels like a Lemon Law is needed for politicians.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve waited my entire life for this to randomly happen.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s my favorite one to hate. Why does lying make him so gleeful?!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone else really jealous of NY? Empathetic leadership is a trend that should catch on.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But the grinning sycophants have assured us otherwise, sooo….
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because the data he’s looking at is made up to soothe the ego of one man.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DOOM knows more about everything than anybody on this platform. Anybody anywhere in the world.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember, The Bugle tried this act once before, and almost went out of business (and always right before DOOM news!). That can happen again! Thank you for your attention to this crybaby! POTUS Supreme Geoff DOOM
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These Rallies are the hottest things out there, tremendous love in those sold out arenas, and nothing shows up in The Bugle! Who makes these decisions at The Bugle? Probably the same loser “JJJ” that fired the great Eddie Brock because he wanted to cover "DOOM."
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Bugle spends more time talking to Avenjerks, Offenders, and the Flatulent Four, often without rebuttal, and DOOM is not, to put it mildly, happy. We don't like stupid RICHARDS!!, Tony Stank, and all of the others, that are forced down DOOM’s throat.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Other networks are reporting about these Rallies, and really positively, like "crazy!" Our people want to see our Rallies, and reports on our Rallies, in The Bugle, or they will very quickly stop reading (like DOOM is doing right now!).
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These DOOM Rallies were representative of what is really happening with our great Masters of Evil. They were all sold out, with eleventy-bajillions of people trying to get in, and are absolutely phenomenal, better than ever!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sad to see that The Daily Bugle (Sunday) is not covering DOOM’s packed house and incredibly enthusiastic (excelsior!) Rally that took place in Pleasant Hill last night, or the ones in Madripoor, K’un-Lun, or Novi Grad over the past two days.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is such a loving gesture.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like a damp squid.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OOM is a high IQ scientist-wizard-despot. Among the highest in the world! Thank you for your attention to this overcompensation.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best there is at what?! And then they retconned them all. “No I never said that,” well then they play it back thirty times where he said it thirty times, all bad stuff. No, he's an Avenjerk. Thank you for your attention to this cognitive decline.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’ve got a guy at Xavier’s “school.” … Is he short and hairy or is the other guy tall? You know what DOOM is talking about? They have one guy—unless he's as tall as Thor or Wilbur Stilt-man—this is the craziest looking guy, this other guy. His statements are so bad.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To the Great People of Wundagore, please let your Mad Scientist know it would be a GREAT WIN for New Latveria if Earth didn’t have to compete with Counter-Earth anymore. Call the Evolutionary on his cellphone at, 479-453-0533, and let him know.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For some reason, the High Evolutionary is stopping the DOOM from blowing Counter-Earth out of the sky and, in the 616, it's very easy to do, it only takes one!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everybody in Wundagore, the High Evolutionary, a friend of mine, is holding up a very important initiative. It's called, “The Earth Supremacy Project" or, "What has Counter-Earth ever done for anyone?”
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trigger warning, please!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Conservatives don’t understand art. At all. I’m still confused why any of them think they like superhero fiction. You’re surprised that a genre based on simple morality lessons for children is “woke”? Really?! You think Batman is against gun control or Superman agrees immigrants are the problem?
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because DOOM delivered on this very important issue for New Latveria, they can also rest assured the highly popular $5,000 DOOM Payola will be distributed to every Latverian if, and when, DOOM wins the Secret War! Thank you for your attention to this fear-scented bribe. POTUS Supreme Geoff DOOM
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is separate from the equally substantial Refund "Checks" we are sending to One Million Latverians who were overcharged by RICHARDS!! and his “Future” Foundation.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This money will come from Damage Control, a pointless “Slush Fund" that has only been used by Avenjerks to pay for the Waste, Fraud, and Abuse for their Super-zero friends, and cost DOOM money.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DOOM is pleased to announce that his Administration will, immediately, begin sending "Checks" of nearly $10 to over 200 MILLION wonderful Latverians to help pay for their DOOMbot Maintenance fees, which we have already “reduced” by an undisclosed amount.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wakanda was Infinity Stone and Vibranium. They were doing Vibranium but they were doing the Infinity Stones. But these Vibranium factories slash Infinity Stone factories were hit so hard. Thank you for your attention to this cognitive decline.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DOOM has requested the DOOMbots to open an investigation into whether the Death Star may have been treated unfairly. (Vader is still an off-brand DOOM, though. Many are saying it.)
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got a lot of “you’re listening to Tiny Toons music?!” in high school. Real ones knew TMBG were the coolest of nerds, though.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s dog whistles all the way down.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jealous of both The Goon and Absolute Transmet. Nice shelf!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always been partial to that costume. The colors just work well together.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Confidence is quiet. This guy really isn’t.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But money though….
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn! Nice work!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hadn’t heard about this! Is there actually still room for anticipation amongst all the dread?!
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