Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 55mMany are saying it. They come up to DOOM all the time, beautiful manly men with tears in their eyes, and say: “Sir, Thom Tillis waited too late to grow a spine.” 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 4hThe Quaker Oats man speaks truth. But is still an awful person. 150
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 4hDOOM hopes all Latverians will enjoy his upcoming biopic. Or else. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 4hDOOM has used the DOOMbots a little bit in his reign. All for peace. And conquest. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 20hDOOM’s BIRTHDAY PARTY IS SAVING THE MULTIVERSE, AGAIN! 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026By the way, DOOM is kicking Wakanda’s ass, you do know that, right? With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay...let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego—No, DOOM is a cartoon supervillain, but that feels “too” evil…. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That’s really lovely. Thanks for sharing! 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bullies used to turn my name into a rhyming slur, too. In third grade. Not, y’know, as a grown-ass adult holding public office. 040
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I really thought it was an eye makeup tutorial for most of that runtime. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, you’re not wrong. I’m just continually surprised by their ineptitude. They’ve vilified empathy, but it’s exactly what their strategies are lacking. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is this guy the best sock puppet Peter Thiel’s money could buy? Really?! Feels like a Lemon Law is needed for politicians. 140
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve waited my entire life for this to randomly happen. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He’s my favorite one to hate. Why does lying make him so gleeful?! 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anyone else really jealous of NY? Empathetic leadership is a trend that should catch on. 050
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But the grinning sycophants have assured us otherwise, sooo…. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Because the data he’s looking at is made up to soothe the ego of one man. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DOOM knows more about everything than anybody on this platform. Anybody anywhere in the world. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Remember, The Bugle tried this act once before, and almost went out of business (and always right before DOOM news!). That can happen again! Thank you for your attention to this crybaby! POTUS Supreme Geoff DOOM 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026These Rallies are the hottest things out there, tremendous love in those sold out arenas, and nothing shows up in The Bugle! Who makes these decisions at The Bugle? Probably the same loser “JJJ” that fired the great Eddie Brock because he wanted to cover "DOOM." 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Bugle spends more time talking to Avenjerks, Offenders, and the Flatulent Four, often without rebuttal, and DOOM is not, to put it mildly, happy. We don't like stupid RICHARDS!!, Tony Stank, and all of the others, that are forced down DOOM’s throat. 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Other networks are reporting about these Rallies, and really positively, like "crazy!" Our people want to see our Rallies, and reports on our Rallies, in The Bugle, or they will very quickly stop reading (like DOOM is doing right now!). 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026These DOOM Rallies were representative of what is really happening with our great Masters of Evil. They were all sold out, with eleventy-bajillions of people trying to get in, and are absolutely phenomenal, better than ever! 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sad to see that The Daily Bugle (Sunday) is not covering DOOM’s packed house and incredibly enthusiastic (excelsior!) Rally that took place in Pleasant Hill last night, or the ones in Madripoor, K’un-Lun, or Novi Grad over the past two days. 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is such a loving gesture. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OOM is a high IQ scientist-wizard-despot. Among the highest in the world! Thank you for your attention to this overcompensation. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The best there is at what?! And then they retconned them all. “No I never said that,” well then they play it back thirty times where he said it thirty times, all bad stuff. No, he's an Avenjerk. Thank you for your attention to this cognitive decline. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They’ve got a guy at Xavier’s “school.” … Is he short and hairy or is the other guy tall? You know what DOOM is talking about? They have one guy—unless he's as tall as Thor or Wilbur Stilt-man—this is the craziest looking guy, this other guy. His statements are so bad. 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026To the Great People of Wundagore, please let your Mad Scientist know it would be a GREAT WIN for New Latveria if Earth didn’t have to compete with Counter-Earth anymore. Call the Evolutionary on his cellphone at, 479-453-0533, and let him know. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For some reason, the High Evolutionary is stopping the DOOM from blowing Counter-Earth out of the sky and, in the 616, it's very easy to do, it only takes one! 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Everybody in Wundagore, the High Evolutionary, a friend of mine, is holding up a very important initiative. It's called, “The Earth Supremacy Project" or, "What has Counter-Earth ever done for anyone?” 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Conservatives don’t understand art. At all. I’m still confused why any of them think they like superhero fiction. You’re surprised that a genre based on simple morality lessons for children is “woke”? Really?! You think Batman is against gun control or Superman agrees immigrants are the problem? 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Because DOOM delivered on this very important issue for New Latveria, they can also rest assured the highly popular $5,000 DOOM Payola will be distributed to every Latverian if, and when, DOOM wins the Secret War! Thank you for your attention to this fear-scented bribe. POTUS Supreme Geoff DOOM 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is separate from the equally substantial Refund "Checks" we are sending to One Million Latverians who were overcharged by RICHARDS!! and his “Future” Foundation. 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This money will come from Damage Control, a pointless “Slush Fund" that has only been used by Avenjerks to pay for the Waste, Fraud, and Abuse for their Super-zero friends, and cost DOOM money. 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026DOOM is pleased to announce that his Administration will, immediately, begin sending "Checks" of nearly $10 to over 200 MILLION wonderful Latverians to help pay for their DOOMbot Maintenance fees, which we have already “reduced” by an undisclosed amount. 110
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wakanda was Infinity Stone and Vibranium. They were doing Vibranium but they were doing the Infinity Stones. But these Vibranium factories slash Infinity Stone factories were hit so hard. Thank you for your attention to this cognitive decline. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026DOOM has requested the DOOMbots to open an investigation into whether the Death Star may have been treated unfairly. (Vader is still an off-brand DOOM, though. Many are saying it.) 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I got a lot of “you’re listening to Tiny Toons music?!” in high school. Real ones knew TMBG were the coolest of nerds, though. 021
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s dog whistles all the way down. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jealous of both The Goon and Absolute Transmet. Nice shelf! 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Always been partial to that costume. The colors just work well together. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Confidence is quiet. This guy really isn’t. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hadn’t heard about this! Is there actually still room for anticipation amongst all the dread?! 000