Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Thank you for your attention to this crybaby, narcissistic crash-out. #Nobel 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But really can’t wait for the Cult’s explanation for how he didn’t actually mean this and it’s not stupid. 000
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026DOOM is gratified to be honored by the new statue at European Parliament celebrating DOOM’s wealth, beauty, justice, and short game. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026DOOM hopes all Latverians will enjoy his upcoming biopic. Or else. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026DOOM has requested the DOOMbots to open an investigation into whether the Death Star may have been treated unfairly. (Vader is still an off-brand DOOM, though. Many are saying it.) 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thank you for your attention to this cabal. POTUS Supreme GSD 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Annihilus is a friend of DOOM’s. He likes DOOM. Doesn't like a lot of other people. DOOM is the only person in the entire world that he likes. And DOOM likes him. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When presented with the claim that 85% support the Save Act, DOOM’s standard reply has been “85% of people don’t agree on anything.” DOOM apologizes for spreading falsehoods. Thank you for your attention to this landslide. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026DOOM’s radically transparent tyranny is SO taken for granted. But DOOM loves and forgives you. This time. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026DOOM had a good time making a nice speech today. DOOM had gotten actually very good marks. They gave DOOM good marks. DOOM doesn’t know what that means. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Since we’ve been “Convincingly” assured that “terrific guy who’s a lot of fun to be with” Big Jeff only trafficked to himself, DOOM wonders why he sent emails to himself… 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026DOOM wonders if anyone else remembers this gem. Are you sufficiently distracted to not want to know whose name is under that black box? And why the DOJ redacted it? 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Radical Centrist Fake News claim that, during his UN address, DOOM kept pausing for applause that never came. Detestable Lies! DOOM was merely praying very hard. Twenty seconds at a time. Thank you for your attention to this fiction. POTUS Supreme GSD 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026DOOM is not immune to Nostalgia. Sometimes DOOM returns to favorite stories from times past. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence" are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to Al, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Supreme Intelligence (SI) or Supremor. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026TOP 23 DOOM ACCOMPLISHMENTS SINCE BECOMING POTUS SUPREME OF NEW LATVERIA (FORMERLY U.S.) 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Give them nightmares! Thank you for your attention to this matter. 011
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Even this jerk is starting to get it! Thank you for your attention to this matter! 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026DOOM has known Kilgrave for sixty-two years. Terrific guy! He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful empires as much as DOOM does, and many of them are on the younger side. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026DOOM sees no reason this temple of Capitalism should be named for Radical Centrist—and sufferer of DDS (DOOM Derangement Syndrome)—Avenjerk Steve Rogers. “Mall of DOOM,” anyone? Thank you for your attention to this matter. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026New Latveria (formerly US) DOOMbot Corps Official Dress Uniform. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026DOOM crossing the Draken River 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The radical centrist Avenjerks will no doubt blame this destruction on DOOM, as well. The Worlds Greatest Commie Morons, more like. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026For so many years people have been saying that Stark and DOOM look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think? 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Reports that DOOM plans to skip the Galactus Day Remembrance because I wasn’t asked to speak are malicious lies from the Radical Centrist Media. DOOM does not like embarrassing Galactus by reminding everyone that DOOM is slightly taller. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026See not so short. Thank you for your attention to this matter. cc: Graydon Carter 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wakanda - Mission Accomplished 2026! Thank you for your attention to this matter. 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026S.H.I.E.L.D refuses to disclose records on MISTER Strange fraud probe, cites ongoing 'enforcement proceedings: 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026DOOM humiliates “Stretchy Reed” once again! 010
Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Radical Centrist Lunatics accuse DOOM of taking a “cartoonish bribe” in the form of this 321-diamond ring from Symkaria. NONSENSE! DOOM sees no bribe, only recognition of DOOM’s inherent superiority! It does make DOOM’s fingers look appropriately long, no? 010