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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public

@geoffdoom.bsky.social
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Satire/Parody | 47th POTUS Supreme of New Latveria (formerly US) | Thank you for your attention to this matter | Not an official Marvel/Disney handle

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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 11h
See, not so short.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 11h
The DOOMbots performed admirably today as they took apart lie after Radical Centrist lie during Nick Fury’s deposition. In fact, many are now calling him “Dick Furry.” DOOM said, “Many are calling him DICK FURRY!” (Add laughter here.) (Or else!) DOOM’s jibes are unbeatable!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 14h
Open letter to the GOP: Hi! How was your summer? While DOOM admires your enthusiasm, plausible deniability is a necessary component of longterm cartoon villainy. Chill out just a bit before you ruin it for the rest of us! Many Scientist-Wizard-Despots are saying it.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 16h
The Front Line just released a story that "DOOM" offered Sanctions Relief and Frozen Funds to Wakanda. This is untrue. DOOM offered them NOTHING! Front Line’s story, like most other things DOOM doesn’t like, is a HOAX driven by their DOOM Derangement Syndrome (DDS)!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DOOM was not napping! He was praying for his country, but mostly for DOOM.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DOOM thinks he’ll have the honor of conquering Santo Marco. That wouldn't be bad. It would be a great honor. DOOM can liberate it or conquer it, DOOM thinks he can do what he wants with it.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When presented with the claim that 85% support the Save Act, DOOM’s standard reply has been “85% of people don’t agree on anything.” DOOM apologizes for spreading falsehoods. Thank you for your attention to this landslide.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FAKE NEWS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN NEW LATVERIA (formerly U.S.)!!! IT HAS GONE ON FAR TOO LONG, AT A TREMENDOUS COST TO OUR COUNTRY AND TO “DOOM.” THAT’S WHY DOOM BANNED THEM! Also: WHY AREN’T THEY TALKING ABOUT DOOM?! POTUS Supreme GSD
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The People of New Latveria (formerly U.S.) love DOOM because he delivers HISTORIC Economic Results, and now, DOOM has a new responsibility, reporting our incredible results because the Radical Centrist Fake News refuses to do it.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How many nations does a DOOM have to threaten with nuclear annihilation to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only “Verified Hot” because of DOOM! Many are saying it. They come up to DOOM all the time—big, beautiful Insect-men with tears in their eyes, and they say: “Sir, DOOM is the HOTTEST Scientist-Wizard-Despot on Battleworld!” Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DOOM has been saying it for decades: Tony Stark so desperately wants everyone to think he’s cool, but he doesn’t understand what makes a person cool. Like, even a little. It’s sad; many are saying it. youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very productive meeting with Baron Strucker for both New Latveria and Hydra. Like almost everyone else, he liked calling the poorly and inaccurately named SUPERHEROES to a far more accurate and important name, TERRORISTS. That would be "SUPER!" Everyone last night agreed, also.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DOOM is proud to announce that he has been declared the winner of Fat Bear Week 2026! Ever humble, DOOM would be remiss if he did not take the opportunity thank himself for this honor. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The readership of The Daily Bugle has dropped considerably. The primary reason is NO CREDIBILITY! They only write badly about a Scientist-Wizard-Despot who’s Birthday Party was attended in A GIANT LANDSLIDE—guests included 2 Spider-mans, 3 Wolverines, and 86% of the Hulks, etc.—
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DOOM met Baron Strucker at the Hydra Helicarrier (Airport!) yesterday and he looks strong, vibrant, and fit — Better than ever. Madame Hydra/Viper, of course, BEAUTIFUL! Thank you for your attention to this fawning. POTUS Supreme GSD
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some are claiming not to love DOOM. What if a choir repeatedly sang “Love me” over clips of DOOM? Which of the following best describes your reaction? A. “I love DOOM so much more!” B. “No change—I’m already a DOOMloveMaxxer!” C. “This whole premise is Radical Centrist lunacy!”
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you hand over your lunch money without a fight as soon as the bully asks, he’s just going to come back tomorrow and ask for more. DOOM is not sure why this topic is on his mind lately….
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Loyal citizens of New Latveria (formerly U.S.): How can DOOM delete something from the internet? DOOM has smashed every computer it appears on, but the offensive lies just move to another one. Until this long national nightmare is over, DO NOT read this: www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/03...
vanityfair.com
How Donald Trump Became “The Short Fingered Vulgarian”
Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen reflect on the origin story of a cultural and political phenomenon.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The story that DOOM wants to affix his name to Ford's Theatre, in New DOOMstadt (formerly D.C.), where Abraham Erskine was assassinated, is a ridiculous lie. It is FAKE NEWS! Who would possibly want a name on such a tragic place? It’s not even another man’s memorial.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear @theemmys.tv Since your Organization did not retroactively recognize DOOMtv with all of the 2026 Emmy Awards, despite breaking every record with 8,000 viewers, DOOM no longer feels obligated to think purely of Peace. :( Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DOOM’s radically transparent tyranny is SO taken for granted. But DOOM loves and forgives you. This time.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DOOM has commenced a cutting edge, foolproof plan for victory (that WASN’T stolen from a man who was born in 1908–this is fresh strategy). Henceforth we will incessantly refer to our Adversaries (be they Avenjerks, Flatulent Four, or Mephisto) as Communists. Brilliant, huh?
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some of the more salacious stories in DOOM’s autobiography were disallowed by the Comics Code Authority. DOOM’s mic drop, truth nuke response: “DOOM is the code!” Right?!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of the SLEAZEBAGS, like Third Rate "Hero," Reed RICHARDS!!, of the Fart-ass-tic Four, a truly unhappy person, said he wasn’t obsessed with DOOM. Then why does he appear, ranting and stretching like a Lunatic plastic Freak, in DOOMstadt, every time DOOM does magic? Why was he there?
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DOOM had a good time making a nice speech today. DOOM had gotten actually very good marks. They gave DOOM good marks. DOOM doesn’t know what that means.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unlike all your favorite books, DOOM did not write this, but it feels relevant to a point DOOM is continually Screaming into the Void: bookriot.com/trump-vs-doo...
bookriot.com
Trump Vs. Doom: Who Dictatored Better?
In fiction, bad guys have to actually be interesting. Perhaps that's why Doctor Doom is simply more interesting than our current president.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Since we’ve been “Convincingly” assured that “terrific guy who’s a lot of fun to be with” Big Jeff only trafficked to himself, DOOM wonders why he sent emails to himself…
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DOOM wonders if anyone else remembers this gem. Are you sufficiently distracted to not want to know whose name is under that black box? And why the DOJ redacted it?
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Radical Centrist Fake News claim that, during his UN address, DOOM kept pausing for applause that never came. Detestable Lies! DOOM was merely praying very hard. Twenty seconds at a time. Thank you for your attention to this fiction. POTUS Supreme GSD
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DOOM calls on all members of the Avenjerks to officially resign from this rogue institution immediately! Thank you for your attention to this petulant demand. POTUS Supreme Geoffrey S. DOOM
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have you ever considered that Cartoon Supervillains are the real victims here? Somehow. Thank you for your attention to this 5D chess move. POTUS Supreme GSD
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The cowards and traitors would love to say New Latveria is running out of DOOMbots. It's not true. DOOM has more DOOMbots than he could ever possibly think of using, and is building them up at levels Avenjerks have never seen! Thank you for your attention to this gaslighting!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DOOMtv: Streaming 24/7!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DOOM is working on a massive Deal with respect to the purchase of Terrigen from Attilan. The price would be substantially less than we are currently paying to O*N*E, very good news for our Inhumans and teleporting dogs. Thank you for your attention to this matter! POTUS Supreme Geoffrey S. DOOM
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WAKANDA HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE ENERGY BARRIER IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE. PLUS THEY THINK DOOM IS THE SMARTEST AND HANDSOMEST SCIENTIST-WIZARD-DESPOT. THANK YOU!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Atlantis has unfortunately lost control of its Vibranium due to the Invasion that Wakanda provoked them into. A large number of their refineries have been blown up and are, at least temporarily, out of commission. This ridiculous and never ending War with Wakanda must be ended.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DOOM is not instituting an assault on the Free Press, something which he cherishes. DOOM is instituting an assault on News Outlets reporting things DOOM has said or done, something that has grown like Cancer in our beloved New Latveria.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DOOM’s hemisphere!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why do right wingers even think they like superhero fiction? They began as simplistic morality tales for children—of course they preach empathy and tolerance! Do you think Superman agrees that migrants are to blame for everything?! Do you think Batman is against gun control?!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DOOM is not immune to Nostalgia. Sometimes DOOM returns to favorite stories from times past. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wakanda CANNOT have an Infinity Stone! DOOM’s question is if and when does DOOM blow the entire nation up.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the strong request of the Masters of Evil, and for National Security, DOOM has agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, planned since the Civil War Era in 2006, at the Roundabout adjoining the Cynthia Von DOOM Memorial Bridge, into a top grade Military Complex!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only control or "guardrails" that Ultron needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) SCIENTIST-WIZARD-DESPOT, and New Latveria has that, in spades! DOOM has already stopped "people" from doing bad, or potentially bad, "things,” like Pym (Antman!)—and DOOM will continue to do so!
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DOOM is proud to announce he has been granted full, unconditional access and control of Castle DOOMstadt! The Art of the DOOM! Thank you for your attention to this matter! POTUS Supreme GSD
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence" are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to Al, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Supreme Intelligence (SI) or Supremor.
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Over the years, there have been many Hoaxes generated by the Radical Centrist Avenjerks for purposes of hurting DOOM. OPERATION GALACTIC STORM, ATLANTIS ATTACKS, Kree-Skrull War, Secret Wars, Secret Wars 2, Supersoldiers for Everyone, and now, the destruction, of the Age of Ultron—
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TOP 23 DOOM ACCOMPLISHMENTS SINCE BECOMING POTUS SUPREME OF NEW LATVERIA (FORMERLY U.S.)
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Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public @geoffdoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DOOM hopes everyone realizes that price increases throughout New Latveria were caused by Stretchy Reed RICHARDS!! and the Floundering Four, not by "DOOM." Even Vibranium was higher under RICHARDS!! than it is right now, and we prevented Wakanda from having an Infinity Stone!
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