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Gentleman octopus

@gentlemanocto.bsky.social
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ADHD geek, Sometimes an octopus sometimes a slime monster always weird. overly friendly, overly chatty, I act like I belong here. he/him currently 36

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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JULIE IS SPREADING
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Either this is the lowest effort sex bot I've ever seen or that is the world's roughest 18
And obviously fake profile claiming to be a horny 18 year old girl but a very male bluesky link and a man in the profile picture
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not a furry, but I've been on the internet a long time and FA and its community have always been a monument of the good parts of the internet that deserve to stay, please help them any way you can
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Official memo from ICE HQ ahem "no one will ever love you"
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KrakenViara @krakenviara.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Never forget 😂 First thing to make me cackle in days
"Happy Kirksmas Eve"

The Charlie Kirk Show
Email: Freedom@CharlieKirk.co

[Image of an empty computer chair in front of a microphone]
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River (Rourkie) Danyals @rourkie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can't find the whole clip, so this (shamelessly stolen from threads) clip will have to do. One of the best episodes of the Orville (which also was an underrated TV show with a lot of heart and pretty amazing). Dolly has a lot of good advice to give in this scene. I hope she rests in peace.
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𝓥𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷 >ᴗ< 𝓞𝓻𝓻𝓪 @velinorra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not just a machine — a legend❤️💙 (COMMISSION DONE) #commissiondone #commissionopen #characterart #art #artfight2026 #oc
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Beautifully said and words we should all see and take in
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The more that stories like this get leaked, the more I'm convinced that there's some exec that everyone hates pushing AI and creators are rushing to make up useless busywork for a program to do just to get the exec to shut up and go away.
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fuck that noise
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So shot in the dark anyone interested in some dead by daylight 2v8?
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Watching will instantly make your day better
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STrRedWolf @redwolf.ws · 07/08/2026
The quote is what gets me.
Arizona DOT installed a wildlife camera at Route 87's pedestrian crossing outside Payson last September. Standard deer migration count.  After six months, they had footage of zero deer and 147 clips of the same coyote pressing the crosswalk button with its paw at sunrise.  The animal waits for the walk signal.  Steps into the road.  Crosses at a trot. Every single time.  Biologists believe it learned by watching hikers at the adjacent trailhead. "It's not random," said the lead researcher. "That coyote understands cause and effect better than half our interns." DOT voted unanimously to keep the camera running.  The coyote hasn't jaywalked once.
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie The sum of a couple fears
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really want to call out @krakenviara.bsky.social as an amazing person worth paying attention to, they recently shared an article on social death that really got through to me, showed me what I was spiraling towards and how I could break out of it and more than that helped me see it in a friend /?
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is the crossover we truly needed
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I didn't have power for almost 24 hours and that sucked
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NyyxVeil 🏳️‍🌈 @nyyxveil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Disability Pride Month to all my friends, and individuals who have a form of disability whether it be physical, neurological, etc. There is a lot going on with the disability community at this very moment in our country & the world. But know that you are absolutely worth it.
Disability Pride Flag description 

Black: Mourning & rage for those mistreated & killed by ableist violence

Green: Sensory Disabilities
Blue: Psychiatric disabilities/mental health
White: Undiagnosed & invisible disabilities
Yellow: Intellectual disabilities (neurodiversity)
Red: Physical Disabilities
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is how you get las plagas
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We need to return to monkey now more than ever
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Arctic chopper pilot has to deal with a very bad dog
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My big question is if they did bring it back would still be a rail shooter series or would they try something different if memory serves there was a brawler spin-off back on the Dreamcast
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyone who tells you you're a ghoul for celebrating an awful person dying can shove it, they live lives built on the misery and suffering of others and the only common Justice we can hope for is that they feel even a tenth of what they inflicted as they pass, but today I say party it's a good day
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Mumei Kanetsubo 🔞 @mumeikanetsubo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I just need more people to realize that there's a lot of copper in those datacenters and there's like 5 people there at any time once they're up. :)
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don't think there's a single thing in this universe that allows you to uncover new levels of anger quite like trying to set up a printer
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May the Magikarp🌊🐟 ~Vtuber @lvl99shinymagikarp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I gotta get shared
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Man media literacy on ai people is bad, that last picture that person is a smear the second she says AI good
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hot math
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I grew up ADHD, that's a lifetime of you're too much you need to calm down why can't you do this right why can't you just be normal you're weird you're annoying, I feel like that's hidden behind every smile now I just sit here and expect I'll be too much one day kind of glad there's a name for it
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Your friend goes to a festival sees a cover band and sent you a video then playing songs you like You're best friend specifically request songs you hate and send to your video of that
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Lol they thought the jackass people would be chuds, the guys who routinely play with each other's dicks and asses and drink splooge
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think this would work well in a certain @gorivt.bsky.social I know
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
No more digital necromancy this shit is unsettling
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That's crazy! Anyway, Evo is owned by the Saudi government that strangled and dismembered the journalist Jamal Khashoggi
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The fact that over here we have a concept of undeserving tells me we failed as a society
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Welp I feel called out
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ok I'm going to try one of these again For each like I'll share an unlikely Cartoon Network crossover duo I think would be great to see be friends (If this somehow gets over 100 likes in capping at 100)
Cartoon Network Movie Theater
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Bex sent me this shirt saying "you need this more than anything" and that's romance
Shirt that says She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Tapping the respect your sex workers sign pretty damn hard
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've engaged your last Killswitch
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've greened your last day
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Lu @luciluneon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Your reminder that you can overdose on caffeine (It is not common knowledge and I wish to spread this knowledge)
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Does anyone have any idea what the button in the middle does the one with the circle with a bunch of dots in it it only flashes yellow at night and it wasn't in the manual
The buttons on an air conditioner the one in question has a circle with a 12 in rows of 2 forming an x
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Gentleman octopus @gentlemanocto.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I agree with this, don't give the miserable people a win
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
live laugh longsword
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/06/2026
Apple dialog box: "You can put items into "Anus", but you won't be able to see them. Do you want to continue? Other users with sufficient permissions will be able to use the items." "Cancel" "OK"
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scary word: ivy 👻 @proxi.dog · 21/06/2026
in honor of Father's day, I'm sharing my list of games Where You Kill Your Dad. if anyone has any contributions please let me know and I'll update it!!
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'Games Where You Kill Your Dad' a list of games by ivydog | Backloggd
games where you kill your dad as an explicit objective or plot beat not counting optional content comment below if you think of a game where u kill your dad
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
AI is mainly championed by ppl who bluffed their way through life, never understanding how anything works. When AI promised to offload thinking from humans, they went "Finally, we can ALL drop the act!" only to be met with blank stares. So it's either embrace AI or admit they are failures as people.
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