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@genericpanic.bsky.social
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Buckle up Pal ! I write a LOT of bullshit #Guillotinonomics formerly @ tw : genericpanic, WednesdayGenpan "There's no need to fear or hope, but only to look for new weapons." -Deleuze "The most capable and ridiculously petty human I can imagine" -ChatGPT

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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 3h
Imagining the song "It's in the way that you use it" by Clapton sung by Cookie Monster from Sesame Street
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Cookie Monster's Lively Dance Performance
ALT: Cookie Monster's Lively Dance Performance
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 4h
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm the "Fuck atcha" of Focaccia
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Broke : "Go home or go homeless" Woke : "Get sauce or get lost"
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am trying to dig under the pyramid of self actualization
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do not like that amazon changed it's mobile interface primary color to blue now I can't tell if I'm on Amazon or Walmart it's literally a color war
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just made a friend date for next week for Endless Shermp, After a two year hiatus, whilst Red Bobster declared bankruptcy, it's back !
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Them : “Can you tell us the reason why you’re cancelling your appt today?” Me : “I like to schedule things and then cancel them because it feels so damn good”
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Them : “You’re so thoughtful!😍” Me : “Yeah, man… I’m full of fucking thoughts !”
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ten Years Into It: Mass Connectivity and the Ready Mind substack.com/@secondweath...
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Ten Years Into It: Mass Connectivity and the Ready Mind
There’s a particular kind of intellectual vanity that attaches itself to the present moment — the assumption that contemporary humans represent some culmination, some arrival point, after which the lo...
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Vinted ! when you want to make $5 an hour for your labor never mind the actual value of the things you're selling"
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Treat your self-deprecation and grandiosity as formal tools" SAY LEsS
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My writing is a snake that eats into me
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've got a severe case of the hornys it takes me about 8 years to recover from a relationship. and 4 years to recover from a situationship. my last situationship ended in early 2022. so I'm due. FML.
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've heard of 'Pepé Le Pew' ? I'm 'Pepé Le Pew Pew Pew Pew' 🤣
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Pepe Le Pew Cartoon
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bought a smoking product for a woman, inadvertently she said in passing, she was on the phone saying that she forgot to buy herself XYZ, and I chimed in "get you that then" and the cashier understood that I was paying for it. which was not my intention, but it was $1.67 so NOT not my intention
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've accidentally injected my pheromones into two people
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why two spirit makes sense to me.
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What do doves use to clean their ears? Coo-tips 🤣
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I'm the Groat Goat" "You're the Throat Goat" "No."
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tomorrow, yesterday, everything, yes !
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I get high on myself, but then I remember that I'm pushing 50 and I'm still alive, so I must not be that great
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have once again prepared myself a seven course meal
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shanley @shanley.com · 28/09/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I put the "Jeux" in Jouissance
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Lauren Tackle @unlox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
midterm polling moodboard
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 29/09/2026
found a guy when I was watering some jasmine
close up shot of a praying mantis staying on a jasmine leaf 📸📷🐞🐛🪲
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 29/09/2026
The answer depends on if the top high school student also plays football or basketball, and agreed to play for UT. 🙂🙃 If the high school kid is not an athlete, then no crime has been committed. But if the high school kid plays football? Then both he and the Stanford professor committed a felony!🤡
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
King of Sweden #YouthHBO #thegreat #freddiefox
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests
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shanley @shanley.com · 29/09/2026
It really seems to me that girls and women are reaching a new level of throwing down about rape and pedophilia. So many survivors have come forward, inspired by the Epstein victims, has shown the staggering prevalence of rape and pedophilia. It has been DAMNING testimony.
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She rejected me like a Lincoln Douglas debater, point by point, logically, leaving no crumbs.
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My nose won't leave me alone. I swear to Gollum that I can still smell the phone of someone I touched last week on me
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't invent "red curry bbq sauce" But I will be the force that gets it into fast food condiment dipping sauces by 2040
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mariecolemanao.bsky.social @mariecolemanao.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Recall when staffers at APH outside for a smoke were called bogongs
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ngl this tickled me
A package of felt floor protectors for furniture, called "magic sliders" but under that they have the tagline "department of floor land security" which I thought was very cute and they even trade marked it
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meatball Emergency meatballemergency.com/classic-meat...
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bold name for a toilet, cotton
"Viper" is name of the toilet (commode).  it's a round low toilet by Gerber brand.  screen cap of the item page on a supply store website.
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What do doves use to clean their ears? Coo-tips 🤣
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I'm an optical delusion" "you're an optical illusion? "No"
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah !
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see you meow meow and I raise you a meow meow
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why did I have this little wax paper packet of cinnamon tucked inside one of the slots of my wallet ???🤣
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Real closeness is when somebody knows that you're not stupid but also that you're stupid
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm like the sève qui monte except I'm the fève qui monte LMFAO
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shanley @shanley.com · 22/09/2026
Network State project Praxis chooses location "within another start-up city an Argentine company is building near the southern Uruguayan city of Colonia del Sacramento..." "called +Colonia, is led by Eduardo Bastitta, an entrepreneur whom President Javier Milei of Argentina named as an adviser."
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Wednesday @genericpanic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so old looking and wizened … I need to "get my eyes back" it's time.
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