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GeneralPhats

@generalphats.bsky.social

172 followers 180 following 353 posts

Gamer, Writer, Sherb stan. Sometimes I do stuff when I'm not being lazy. 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇩🇪

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Discovered I have free will! Fun fact you're allowed to just cut your own hair? Nobody can stop you??

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I don't know too much about these Fortnite sprites but when I picked this one up it called me a faggot??

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The sequel: guy turns up late last night says wild shit makes me uncomfortable then complains that I look uncomfortable like he didn't just do that

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Bring back the 70s honestly

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I can't speak for the rest of the world but an avocado bathroom suite is a CLASSIC British installation, you do you diva 👑

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Have a little whimsy babe xx

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Fuck who told

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Saw them at hoopla last year, they did NOT like it being implied that they were doing the festivals to pay for their mortgages they were like WE OWN OUR HOUSES IN FULL

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Quite frankly he's nowhere's next top

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Tried to go to the sex shop today but it was closed forgot it was a wank holiday 🙁

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Hey BBC next time you need to hire a copywriter in a hurry my rates are very reasonable xx

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I'm actually immune to April Fools because I don't get up before noon follow for more lifehacks xx

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

nobody tell him 😬

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Survived my first account hack ❤️

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

There is no such thing as spare yoghurt 😋

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

It's 3 ingredients would you like a recipe xx

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I'm confused by this because doesn't over half of the country live in cities already how would they build a town sized town near me without demolishing an area the size of a town sized town first

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

my name on grindr

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

me when they banned menthols 💔

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

and you're correct to

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I would like all the Minecraft parkour videos to slowly be phased out and replaced with pokopia equivalents please xx

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Do I look like someone to back down from an obvious challenge like that 👀

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Oh don't get me started on a secret third thing I couldn't handle that rn

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

The gender neutral urge after 3 drinks to start slipping into DMs is insane I swear it becomes fewer and fewer as I age

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I still can't work out if this is supposed to be kiss or suck I can't believe they censored you like this

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

👀

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

It's Thursday now remember Wednesday wild

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

"schools will have to start carrying EpiPens because some kids have died" "BuT wHaT aBoUt ThE mUsLiMs"

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

diva what does this even mean are you ok

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Oh honey they can't handle my secret third thing

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

maybe it's a secret third thing 👀

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

but what if you found out and left immediately I don't want this turning into a pattern 🙃

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Like my brother in christ it is on your screen you could just look at it

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Guy in chat tonight asked me if I'm cut or uncut and when I answered left immediately 💀

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

FFX2 hope this helps xx

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Yet there are still 4 unwatched tiktoks in your inbox from me huh do you want our streak pet to die 💔

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

He face so smol ❤️

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

god I cannot wait for the Pedro Pascal and his boyfriend are queerbaiting tweets

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I knew the Americans did this but I had hope for Canada ☹️

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Do the Canadians pronounce it Broo-dus or am I about to find out that I am a dumb?

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Anyone who thinks option 1 is insane and shall be removed from the website

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

What?!

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Shocked to find out you're not honestly

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Marge Simpson ass Jedi

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The cuntification of Citizen V

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I'm inclined to believe that a maximum of one of those three things could even possibly be true

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Just found out they named the new zodiac after my cock thankyou for this honour 🐎

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

and a secret fifth thing that he's not confessing to huh

GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I adore you diva but that's a fight you're losing