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GeneralPhats

@generalphats.bsky.social
172 followers 180 following 353 posts

Gamer, Writer, Sherb stan. Sometimes I do stuff when I'm not being lazy. 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇩🇪

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I don't know too much about these Fortnite sprites but when I picked this one up it called me a faggot??
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Bring back the 70s honestly
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hey BBC next time you need to hire a copywriter in a hurry my rates are very reasonable xx
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
my name on grindr
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
diva what does this even mean are you ok
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The cuntification of Citizen V
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Came first in the qualifiers, but tonight he fell prerty hard on all 3 jumps just couldn't land them ☹️
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Monsters Unleashed 👑
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
why
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This is the most cringe shit I've seen this week and a perfect reminder why I don't open twitter
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
✨ picture books ✨
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Me simply not believing you
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
You know what it's all starting to make sense now
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Head's always empty when you're just a floating pair of tits
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
what if i wasn't actually wrong the first time
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Only tangentially related but the Clapham Grand lot had a similar bit on the Saturday
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Seeing Ncuti dressed up like the Bradford and Bingley guy is just making me miss that ugly old headquarters that they knocked down and put a Lidl there
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I don't remember taking this and I have no idea whose lift that even is
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
this diva
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
And she's *such* a good actress
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
contrary to popular belief I do actually fuck
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If mother serves in the woods and no divas are around to gag, did she even slay?
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
How do I get to be this shape?
A.I.M. Infector from Marvel Strike Force.
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
If he handles it the salmon act 1986 kicks in
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I mean don't get me wrong I love missionary but that's even less freaky than Sabrina's suggestion
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Me when FCF
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
gay
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Babe wake up the new Grindr hookup playlist just dropped
60 minute version of Jump Up, Super Star from super mario odyssey on the Nintendo music app
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Like ok I get it I said the words I promise there's more to me
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Tried the BlueSkyRoast app and I'll be honest I hate reading AI generated slop at the best of times but for some reason it really latched on to a bloosk I made about IKEA gravy that literally nobody interacted with?
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
10/10 can recommend but boy are my fingers sore
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I'll be honest I'm not entirely sure how this works but it sure is pretty
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I will preface this by saying I don't always think I made the right choices
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
💀
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Name a show you're positive no one else remembers I was absolutely obsessed with this as a kid and nobody I know seems to have ever heard of it 🤷🏻
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app IDK about 'blew up' but it was the most notifications I ever opened the app to without getting my full hog out
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Sure, I'll throw my sleepy-ass hat in the ring 😁
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
ReBLOOSK the profile picture
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Have you considered speaking the words Pokémon Trading Card Game directly into your microphone and searching Pokémon Trading Card Game on your favourite search engines hope this helps xx
Pokémon Trading Card Game
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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Not to be immediately slutty on a brand new website but if you wear this I'll top you.
Duolingo mask/hat/balaclava
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